Muh Autism Debate user @UltimateDestroyer on the morality of buttsex

[Busty O'Queef]

I've heard that some Mormons engage in anal sex instead of vaginal because it's not "taking her virginity before marriage" or whatever. I'm not saying that Welper does have some weird fetishes or something, but it's definitely a possibility?

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

Welper couldn't get laid in a Bangkok whorehouse with a stack of Benjamins in his underwear, buttsex or otherwise.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

I'm not talking about ser or whatever: we're talking about you ITT

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

Honestly I don't care what others do but personally I think it's Haram. Just not my thing.

 

[Gore San]

BUSSY

 

[UltimateDestroyer]

The Poophole Loophole is immoral and you will go to Hell for it.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

The Poophole Loophole is immoral and you will go to Hell for it.

I disagree. While I believe in God, I don't think the Creator is micromanaging orifices, especially when He put pleasure inducing nerve endings in them.
Still not a healthy thing because I think such things lead to homosex which leads to trannies and trannies inherently destroy forums.
The Quran states that your woman is meant to be thought of as a fertile field, to be plowed, seeded, and enjoyed. You can only produce Nigerian children with anal sex, so ostensibly you are only meant to engage in vaginal sex lest your wife births a lolcow country.
"Your wives are like farmland for you, so approach them consensually as you please. And send forth something good for yourselves. Be mindful of Allah, and know that you will meet Him. And give good news to the believers."

 

[Gore San]

It's about the ethics of popping the black cherry.

 

[BurnerAccount333]

I heard once from a Mormon friend that there are people that have sex before marriage but they do it in a comical way:
They apparently need four people. What happens you lay there with your girlfriend atop you but you don't move, as moving is sinful, but your friends go to each end of the bed and begin shaking it to make your body move by itself.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Soaking_(sexual_practice)

That said I've never heard of a Mormon doing anal sex.

I disagree. While I believe in God, I don't think the Creator is micromanaging orifices, especially when He put pleasure inducing nerve endings in them.
Still not a healthy thing because I think such things lead to homosex which leads to trannies and trannies inherently destroy forums.
The Quran states that your woman is meant to be thought of as a fertile field, to be plowed, seeded, and enjoyed. You can only produce Nigerian children with anal sex, so ostensibly you are only meant to engage in vaginal sex lest your wife births a lolcow country.
"Your wives are like farmland for you, so approach them consensually as you please. And send forth something good for yourselves. Be mindful of Allah, and know that you will meet Him. And give good news to the believers."

Do you believe in Allah? I'm not going to insult you if you're Muslim, it just be surprising.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

Do you believe in Allah? I'm not going to insult you if you're Muslim, it just be surprising.

Allah (swt) is literally the exact same deity as in Christianity and Judaism. About 4.5 billion people believe in Him and I count myself amongst them.
Only the wicked do not follow Allah's (swt) guidance. Even more wicked are those who share a kindredship with Islam yet insult our collective Creator out of ignorance and a Fox News boomer desire to own the people of the Levant.

 

[BurnerAccount333]

Allah (swt) is literally the exact same deity as in Christianity and Judaism. About 4.5 billion people believe in Him and I count myself amongst them.
Only the wicked do not follow Allah's (swt) guidance. Even more wicked are those who share a kindredship with Islam yet insult our collective Creator out of ignorance and a Fox News boomer desire to own the people of the Levant.

I'm not well-versed in the Quran, but I respect your beliefs regardless. I was just curious because I didn't expect to see anyone that followed the Quran.
I do also find it distasteful when people cherry-pick insults to prophets and scripture despite believing in scripture themselves.
So don't worry I'm not going to insult the creator, or any of the prophets, for select moments. Apologies if you thought that.

Even though I'm pretty sure your beliefs would have me hanged for being with another man I can understand the role, and the purpose of belief, and why it's important.

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm not well-versed in the Quran, but I respect your beliefs regardless. I was just curious because I didn't expect to see anyone that followed the Quran.
I do also find it distasteful when people cherry-pick insults to prophets and scripture despite believing in scripture themselves.
So don't worry I'm not going to insult the creator, or any of the prophets, for select moments. Apologies if you thought that.

Even though I'm pretty sure your beliefs would have me hanged for being with another man I can understand the role, and the purpose of belief, and why it's important.

Lol that was an extremely respectful approach to all that and you've earned some of my respect in return.
But no, I'm not honestly Muslim, though I've heavily considered it before and studied Islam pretty thoroughly.
As far as homosexuality goes, I think it's non-optimal but it does occur in nature and is at least as natural as rape, pedophilia, murder, etc. Uranium and asbestos are natural as well but that doesn't mean they're healthy. I think as humans what separates us from animals is the ability to choose not to do as animals do.
Generally speaking, I don't believe in intervening in other's affairs, especially when they're not publicizing their business or harming anyone. If God truly has an issue with it and it's not a hand me down from desert tribal wisdom (like completely avoiding pork on the grounds it makes God mad but in reality it just has parasites and that would have been difficult to explain to ancient people), then He will intervene and judge as necessary.
So no, I don't have an earnest desire to toss you off a roof or anything.
An exchange of honest effort postings, may we never do it again.

 

[Gore San]

Allah (swt) is literally the exact same deity as in Christianity and Judaism. About 4.5 billion people believe in Him and I count myself amongst them.

That's a millennial hippy misconception stemmed from a combination lies and or ignorance.

Only the wicked do not follow Allah's (swt) guidance. Even more wicked are those who share a kindredship with Islam yet insult our collective Creator out of ignorance and a Fox News boomer desire to own the people of the Levant.

>Moralfagging

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

>Moralfagging

Only the immoral cry about >moralfagging, the rest of us just consider it holding everyone to the standard we should all be living by.
Go drink a blunt and boof a couple more shots or whatever it is you do, degenerate

 

[polonium]

Only the immoral cry about >moralfagging, the rest of us just consider it holding everyone to the standard we should all be living by.
Go drink a blunt and boof a couple more shots or whatever it is you do, degenerate

I'm doing buttsex right now

 

[Time 4 Guillotines]

I'm doing buttsex right now

I cannot undiddle you but I will pray the you decide to stop do such things, inshAllah

 

[Gore San]

Only the immoral cry about >moralfagging, the rest of us just consider it holding everyone to the standard we should all be living by.
Go drink a blunt and boof a couple more shots or whatever it is you do, degenerate

>Moralfagging

Allah (swt) is literally the exact same deity as in Christianity and Judaism.

>Stoner talk