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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
Personally I'd have dried it rather than frozen it but mainly because using moist suicide dirt means your voodoo fetish is going to spoil. You want your abominations to be shelf stable and long lasting.
One must find replacement parts as ones are worn down because they lost their regeneration but gained endless stamina. They can be worn out fast.
 
Reason: Zombie familiars are high maintenance.
I met a large nosed woman down at the market and she offered me a dozen freshly snipped foreskins for a doubloon. I turned her down but am considering going back and making a counter offer. Yea or nay?
Depends on if jewbaby familiars are your thing. I don't think the Loa mind as flesh is flesh but the babies are gonna want your sheckels and gold bars, fam. Just in their nature to gather and hoard.

It's been a full year since I've shitpost, and now I get to shitpost dark and spooky. Thank you <3
 
Depends on if jewbaby familiars are your thing. I don't think the Loa mind as flesh is flesh but the babies are gonna want your sheckels and gold bars, fam. Just in their nature to gather and hoard.

It's been a full year since I've shitpost, and now I get to shitpost dark and spooky. Thank you <3
I HAVE been considering creating a penile golem 🤔
These asshole trolls won't have much to say once I have a foreskin walker watching my back
 
Ok, so that pizza sauce recipe with the blood of my murder victims did not go as planned. Still ate it though.
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The flavor profile didn't work as well as I had hoped. Will need to do some more experimentation.
 
Reason: I made it a cheese pizza as a reference to my victims, but I knew I should have at least added pepperoni or something
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Is this supposed to be a fail dox or something. According to glowie I'm arkomia.
 
Reason: Not sure if I wanna rate this take your meds or Sherlock homo.
Reason: Mad because bad

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