Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️‍♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread

[kiwifails]

He looks like a dwarven hobo that got into a tavern fight for sessions 0 and is now the chaotic stupid character of a DND party I want nothing to do with.

Maybe he just fell on his face drunk.

 

[Gore San]

Probably. I forgot to add that the reason he got into a fist fight (with an orc) was because he was flirting with his halfling friend who Danny mistook for a little girl but was actually an adult femboy. Which didn't dissuade him.

 

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Prolly a self inflicted drug related injury. Hopefully, he'll livestream himself getting his rug pushed back.
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Another cry for attention. He's referring to the domestic abuser, and highly suspected nonce, Ethan "Das Gvnt" Ralph.

Picture a fat middle-aged redbeard goblin sitting on an electric scooter in New Orleans with Spamtaro in a little wicker basket. He hits the pavement after the scooter falls apart under his weight.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Dani swears he didn't ask for the "muscle relaxant", but the doctor put it on there, anyways. Shhhuuurrre, Jan. btw, blow to the head... should stay away from the Satanic Cress.

What Dani listens to, when hustlin' the Men's Room at the Y.

 

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Ashley defends Daniel:

Ashley and Daniel sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love then comes marriage. Then comes Spamtaro in a baby carriate.

 

[Gore San]

It's getting hard to read screenshots within screenshots.

 

[kiwifails]

It's getting hard to read screenshots within screenshots.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Dark Souls Creat-A-Character

 

[Gore San]

Nah, even that's more creative. The souls born custom abominations I seen actually have originality. That sonic from temu is just something I would expect AI to shit out.

 

[Jack]

Welp... this aged like a white woman.

 

[Jane Doe 1]

Ashley defends Daniel:

Ashley and Daniel sitting in a tree. K-i-s-s-i-n-g. First comes love then comes marriage. Then comes Spamtaro in a baby carriate.
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The funniest shit ever. Remember when Daniel made all of those pictures of Ashley?

Here's a thread of all of them

But again Ashley has the brain of a maniac, doesn't matter Daniel made fun of her as long as her big bad Ken is attacked she's fine with all of these deep fakes of her.

 

[cosmic veteran]

his """friends""":

poetry

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

hetero thread

 

[Gore San]

@I like paintings