Onionfarms Man of Mystery 🕵️‍♂️ Daniel Lopez mega thread

[kiwifails]

I think something finally snapped in him.

Hasn't been the same since @Betelgeuse left

I ldk why he thinks I'm acting any different when I advocated people such as him to be banned before. Like that one guy @Puta Madre no one batted an eye over being sperg caged for his furry fart fetish. He hates we see him on the same level as these people.

If had self awareness he wouldn't be able to live like he does. I think he would be banned on account of him contributing very little besides fights

 

[Gore San]

Yeah @Betelgeuse left a void in his cold hobo heart, he even spilled the spaghetti that he had his fee fees hurt. Which was hilarious.

 

[kiwifails]

Yeah @Betelgeuse left a void in his cold hobo heart, he even spilled the spaghetti that he had his fee fees hurt. Which was hilarious.

Really? Post the screen caps

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

You guys should just kiss and get it over with.

 

[Kan]

Hasn't been the same since @Betelgeuse left

I second this.

 

[kiwifails]

I second this.

I think without Anne Hathaway fan being here he has nobody to communicate on his level with. So now he finds himself angsty towards other users.

 

[monkeylove]

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

 

[Gore San]

Really? Post the screen caps

I'll quote the messages of theirs I could find. Hopefully he eventually gets back on this site so he can post his dms. He tried to get me with a Google play gift card scam once too.

One of the reasons he was so pissed off at me is because I told you about his forum. Don't dislocate your jaw sucking his cock.

Do you remember the two minute long message you sent me where you were whinging like a little baby about how much you like me and didn't want us to be fighting? The one I promised you I was never going to let anybody hear?

Well don't worry because I'm not going to post that, I'm going to keep my promise.

But you and the faggot can both go fuck yourselves. And nothing of value was lost.

I wish you would stop pressing him
He's prone to fucking off and I like having him around. You win bro.

Mhm.

Yeah, I did say that and I'd like you to post it. That's how I come at people I like. So please, post it. I have the audio recordings I sent, so drop everything, because I won't hesitate to

Ok, I guess. But you're more mercurial than a homeless nigga. His yiffing is less offensive than your constant need to be like this

Yeah he's totally gay for that threema thing. He even told me he would send me a gift card if I would agree to get it on my phone. It's like dude I'm not your friend I don't know you like that lol



I'm tired of him switching up his allegiances and being the bitch du jour for whoever gives him a little pat on the head like a weeaboo girl with cat ears on.

Like he will sit there and shit talk me, and then send me these weird audio clips where he's almost in tears about how we're not friends anymore. So I forgive him, I'm cool with him for a while and I actually defend him to other people who see him for the annoying fucktard he is, only for him to punk me out again when he gets a little attention.

It's no secret that Gargamel and I do not like each other. It's all a stupid overblown thing on his part because I left his little message board but he won't let it die because it's the only way he can stay relevant on here. So Socky decided he was going to blow him like his little storage unit blow up doll and I'm tired of him acting like a bipolar girlfriend with me.

He made his decision and he chose being an annoying asshole over having someone online that's going to have his back.


TL;DR: he was given MULTIPLE second chances by me after running his mouth about me and now he's persona non grata as far as I'm concerned.

Gargamel might be an overdramatic little faggot pedofur, but at least he doesn't waffle. That dude hates me 100% of the time and I can at least respect that.

@VAIDS Victim I guess to answer your question without the God damn soliloquy, I dislike Gargamel but I respect him because he hates me and his hate is consistent. And what else can you expect from a faggot other than overblown drama that goes on for too long?

Socker is a flip-flopping little manipulative bitch who will bash you and then get in your DMs in tears and play the sympathy card until you're his buddy again. I have no respect for that.

No, you're just a 2 faced bitch who runs his mouth until I tell you to go fuck yourself and then you come crawling back when you realize that I'm the only person who doesn't think you're a pathetic fucking idiot on this message board.

Well even I think you're a pathetic fucking idiot now. This is the last time that I'm going to speak about you or Gargamel because I'm tired of explaining it to people and I'm tired of engaging with the two of you.

He's an empty headed dumb fuck who has to pick fights with me to maintain any semblance of relevance on this forum, and you are a fucking pathetic, jobless, loveless, homeless idiot that everyone on this message board treats like a joke because that's exactly what the fuck you are.

You aren't just a clown you are the entire fucking circus, and there is literally not enough alcohol in the entire continent of North America that would ever make me take the bait and speak to your worthless ass or pedofur Gargamel again.

So peace out, motherfucker. Have fun not bathing in your storage unit and creating a thousand alt accounts just like Ashley does.

Well, I think you're pretty funny. Example:

"I want to be your friend bro "

"DO YOU NOT THINK I'M A PERSON??? "

"You went really below the mother fuckin belt bro "

"When is there ever a point that I can be GENUINE? "

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"I wanna be cool with you bro "

(Threema rant)

"Empressa? (Not sure of the name) is literally a pedophile. He's trash "

"I'm NICE (forced sad laughter)"

"I've been trying to do this for SIX FUCKIN MONTHS "

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So whens the next time I'm going to get another long winded sound bite of you coming crawling back to me begging to be friends again?

I think without Anne Hathaway fan being here he has nobody to communicate on his level with. So now he finds himself angsty towards other users.

He's also just a contrarian hipster and kf cock washer in general. He tries to start shit with all the cool users and defends people like dark nonce who molested his kid.

You guys should just kiss and get it over with.

This isn't your erp pedofur dm chain from kf.

 

[kiwifails]

You guys should just kiss and get it over with.

This isn't your erp pedofur dm chain from kf.

If it was he'd be begging for more dog cock

He's also just a contrarian hipster and kf cock washer in general. He tries to start shit with all the cool users and defends people like dark nonce who molested his kid.

If he really wants to be different he could try having a job and place to shower

I'll quote the messages of theirs I could find. Hopefully he eventually gets back on this site so he can post his dms. He tried to get me with a Google play gift card scam once too.

Oh yeah I remember this he even recorded that message where he was basically like crying over Beetlejuice leaving

 

[Gore San]

Oh yeah I remember this he even recorded that message where he was basically like crying over Beetlejuice leaving

Good times.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

He tries to start shit with all the cool users

Like who? The gay jewish furry? The brain rotted Scotsman? You, an edgelord vampire larper?

Spoiler

Bleh Bleh Bleh

defends people like dark nonce who molested his kid.

Dark Ninja had a false report made against him by Plate Gang and was cleared the same day the investigator spoke to him. Coop and sneethe

 

[kiwifails]

Good times.

@Betelgeuse was a good Onion I miss him

 

[Ash's Dildo]

I think without Anne Hathaway fan being here he has nobody to communicate on his level with. So now he finds himself angsty towards other users.

Felt like dude tried to larp as an internet old fags like the SA or 401Eater members, had shit takes, had thin skins, and just generally annoying to be around.

Dude even privated his profile like a pussy. truly the level of frozen hexagonal water like that of @gay

 

[kiwifails]

Felt like dude tried to larp as an internet old fags like the SA or 401Eater members, had shit takes, had thin skins, and just generally annoying to be around.

Towards the end I think he expressed people where growing annoyed by him.y interactions with him where mostly fine

Dude even privated his profile like a pussy. truly the level of frozen hexagonal water like that of @gay

I kept telling him not to let the slap fights get to him and to let it go seems he was unable to do so.

 

[RumpleSmooothSkin]

This isn't your erp pedofur dm chain from kf.

You continue to be the lowest of the low and an example of why some moderation is needed, go fuck yourself.

If it was he'd be begging for more dog cock

Kiss your boyfriend and get it over with, we all know you both love each other.

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Dude even privated his profile like a pussy

This is one of the top signs of extreme butthurt, about up there with blocking/announcing a block

 

[ChemoChemo is verified member.]

Get it off your chest. Or don't, I don't care

I care about this

@kiwifails post the nudes!

 

[Ash's Dildo]

Towards the end I think he expressed people where growing annoyed by him.y interactions with him where mostly fine

I kept telling him not to let the slap fights get to him and to let it go seems he was unable to do so.

interweb is teh srs biznez

 

[mtil]

he's just out looking for his phone, he'll be back one day