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Onionfarms Man of Mystery π΅οΈββοΈ Daniel Lopez mega thread
- Thread starter Chemo
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Our man Daniel Lopez: Where he goes nobody knows
J
Jack
This joke is so dead every time I see it I'm like:
Well the power of my obituaries brought you back from the dead. I just miss him, that's all
J
Jack
Well I can't argue with that.
Me too
Those corgis don't deserve him as an owner
J
Jack
He owns corgis? Well he's a homo so he probably fucks them.
Homosexuals are well known deviants.
J
Jack
He puts bulb shaped objects up his ass.
Homosexuals are well known deviants. Especially Australian ones like polonium
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Why create yet more stub threads and immediately lock them so no one can comment on any of it? Now I have to imply "I don't care about this" with stickers
Why create yet more stub threads and immediately lock them so no one can comment on any of it? Now I have to imply "I don't care about this" with stickers
J
Jack
He doesn't even lock most of them have you ever read any of his fucking Nigerian posts? They die on the vine after like 2 responses (at best)
ALL OF YOUR POSTS CAN FIZZLE OUT WHEN YOU'RE FARMIN ONIONS!!!
ALL OF YOUR POSTS CAN FIZZLE OUT WHEN YOU'RE FARMIN ONIONS!!!
No, of course not
J
Jack
Josh at least allows users to make fun of people who goof
It's like Kengle's in a subconscious competition with Josh to see who can be the bigger faggot admin
Too much credit.
@Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt
Can you stop being a lulz killing faggot on this lolcow forum, for just a couple days out of the week? What happened to that bullshit about "The kids will play"? Don't you have a Wiki (that no one will read or write for) to waste time on instead of being a useless douche?
Can you stop being a lulz killing faggot on this lolcow forum, for just a couple days out of the week? What happened to that bullshit about "The kids will play"? Don't you have a Wiki (that no one will read or write for) to waste time on instead of being a useless douche?
J
Jack
I've quit my job because they wanted me to intentionally avoid registering conservatives to vote. What should I drop in our Signal group chat since they haven't removed me yet?
@Crimson Fucker
Make it count :)
@Crimson Fucker
Make it count :)
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Hellovan Onion
trump 2024. no more sayerings. only for this. 2 word. make them cry. scream. dititilate.
Autism Rulez
Remarkable Onion
Tell them:
"A voter registration or GOTV drive is not a reportable expenditure if the following conditions are met:
The corporation or labor organization must not make any express advocacy communications as part of the voter registration or GOTV drive;
The voter registration drive must not be directed primarily to individuals previously, currently or intending to register with the political party favored by the corporation or labor organization;
Registration information, voting assistance and other services must be made available without regard to the voterβs political preference, and must not be withheld or refused on the basis of support for or opposition to particular candidates or political party. This information must be provided in writing to those receiving such services at the time of the drive; and
Individuals conducting the drive must not be paid on the basis of the number of individuals registered or transported who support one or more particular candidate or political party."
From FEC.
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