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If they're that desperate for money you could actually probably just hire him as a government endorsed armed guard. To not worry as much about being abducted by jihadists or cannibals looking to make drugs out of human bones. Such as kush, which is becoming popular in Africa.
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Zombie Drug Rumored To Contain Human Bones Killing a Dozen Every Week
The new drug, kush, "contains a mixture of chemicals including tramadol, cannabis, fentanyl and sometimes formaldehyde," expert Ian Hamilton told Newsweek.
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Reason: (not to be confused with the weed strain, although it may also contain it)