chuck norris sues 11 drug companies for poisoning his wife

[Crimson Fucker]

Chuck Norris and wife's lawsuit sparks debate over risks of MRI contrast agents

Norris and his wife, Gena, are suing 11 medical companies after they say she was poisoned by a drug used during a routine MRI scan

www.cbsnews.com

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Actor Chuck Norris and his wife, Gena, are suing 11 medical companies after they say she was poisoned by a drug used during a routine MRI scan. The drug is a contrast agent, which enhances MRI images and helps with diagnosis.

MRI's help doctors diagnose disease by taking pictures inside the body. Sometimes doctors inject a drug called a contrast agent during the procedure, to get sharper images. The Norrises blame a gadolinium-based agent for her health problems saying in their lawsuit that she developed gadolinium deposition disease, with symptoms including burning pain, violent shaking and confusion, along with "kidney damage."

"What we know is that gadolinium, this dye that's used, can actually deposit in tissue, that's known now. What we don't know is that it is actually associated with symptoms in patients," said CBS News medical contributor Dr. David Agus.

 

[Busty O'Queef]

This is plainly bullshit, as the only element Norris believes in is the element of surprise.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Can't he just round house kick the illness away?