Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

[JackJack is verified member.]

Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting.

Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section?

Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day.

Fuck, I can probably rattle off 5 or 10 right now off the top of my head.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

One thing is for certain, in spite of being only a yeah apart one has aged significantly better then the other.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I was going to post a side by side but god damn it ken the site won't upload images again because you need to clear the thing again.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting.

Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section?

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Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day.

Fuck, I can probably rattle off 5 or 10 right now off the top of my head.

Go ahead.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting.

Step away from the crack pipe.

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

Step away from the crack pipe.

Nigger, I know you're not talking about my sweet little Irish girl Annie like that.

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

Go ahead.

I can't change the names of sections you have to do that. I only have mascot powers, remember?

Like this whole area shouldn't be a Britney Spears section, it should be a female celebrity gossip section.

 

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

I can't change the names of sections you have to do that. I only have mascot powers, remember?

Like this whole area shouldn't be a Britney Spears section, it should be a female celebrity gossip section.

Hmm. You mean like a Beauty Parlor section?

 

[Nektar Geist]

Nigger, I know you're not talking about my sweet little Irish girl Annie like that.

Well, I ain't talking about Shakespeare's wife.

 

[Ashley Hutsell JankowskiAshley Hutsell Jankowski is verified member.]

Anne Hathaway is 42 and very interesting.

Why don't we have an Anne Hathaway section?

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Or ya know... Couldn't this just be a celebrity women section? Why are we limiting it to one bipolar middle aged piece of poozle? Cuz I can make threads about women in their 40s I want to bang all day.

Fuck, I can probably rattle off 5 or 10 right now off the top of my head.

Welcome back, how was your stint in jail for meth use and assaulting your mother?

 

[Crimson Fucker]

Welcome back, how was your stint in jail for meth use and assaulting your mother?

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

Welcome back, how was your stint in jail for meth use and assaulting your mother?

HEROIN use and SEXUALLY assaulting my mother, thank you very much.

Well, I ain't talking about Shakespeare's wife.

You know Shakespeare left Anne Hathaway his "second best mattress" after his death? That nigger was trolling back when the closest thing to the internet was the printing press.

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

Hmm. You mean like a Beauty Parlor section?

I mean kind of like that, except not a disappointment.

 

[Crimson Fucker]

I mean kind of like that, except not a disappointment.

Like the average BP poster is to their father, if they had one. Either fatherless behavior or a disappointment to their dad. No in-between.

 

[Nektar Geist]

You know Shakespeare left Anne Hathaway his "second best mattress" after his death?

Why Shakespeare Left His 'Second Best Bed' to his Wife - Heritage Will Writing

NEW scientific evidence suggests that William Shakespeare’s famous snub to his wife may in fact have been a tender show of love. The world’s greatest playwright only left Anne Hathaway his “second best bed” in his will. However, on the 400th anniversary of the Bard’s death, X-ray and infra-red...

www.heritagewillwriting.co.uk

Dude, you really like proving to the world, in general, that Sherman's are mentally handicapped. And gauche.

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

Why Shakespeare Left His 'Second Best Bed' to his Wife - Heritage Will Writing

NEW scientific evidence suggests that William Shakespeare’s famous snub to his wife may in fact have been a tender show of love. The world’s greatest playwright only left Anne Hathaway his “second best bed” in his will. However, on the 400th anniversary of the Bard’s death, X-ray and infra-red...

www.heritagewillwriting.co.uk

Dude, you really like proving to the world, in general, that Sherman's are mentally handicapped. And gauche.

Me, looking at your article:

Oh well you know what Nektar, PLEASE forgive me for not keeping up to date with the latest news about fucking 400 YEAR OLD BRITISH MATTRESS JOKES, you smegma dicked limey twat.

 

[Nektar Geist]

Its nearly 10 years old, that article. But. Yeah. Septics. Not one for reading.

 

[JackJack is verified member.]

Its nearly 10 years old, that article. But. Yeah. Septics. Not one for reading.

Again I'm sorry I haven't kept up to the current decade of a four century year old troll on Anne Hathaway. And the article says it MAY not have been a troll, so you really haven't disproven anything.

Maybe you should just stop bringing me every little article off the net like it's paramount to the conversation.

And even if you're right, the general consensus for 400 FUCKING YEARS was that it was a troll, so what is your point? That I'm supposed to be researching daily little bullshit anecdotes I've picked up over the course of 41 years? Cuz I'm not going to do that, soooo.....