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[GuntMaster2000]

I am hereby announcing that I am currently pissing. The stream won't stop coming and my toilet is almost filled to the brim of yellow gold!

 

[fag0t]

your balls must be so tiny right now

 

[SIGSEGV]

haha look at him he has tiny balls lmao can I see them?

 

[GuntMaster2000]

these balls can hold so much piss! I have big pissballs!

Help! I am still pissing!

 

[Chemo]

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

Help! I am still pissing!

wishing you the best of luck on your journey

 

[polonium]

Help! I am still pissing!

You can seal your japs eye shut quite effectively with a soldering iron

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

 

[Jack]

 

[polonium]

I just want to say that the original premise of this thread doesn't make any sense, because a toilet works by the siphon principal so as soon as the water level in the bowl rose above the top of the siphon in the pipe it would drain the entire contents of the bowl out, there's no way for the toilet to fill to the brim with urine unless the outflow pipe is blocked.

 

[Jack]

I just want to say that the original premise of this thread doesn't make any sense, because a toilet works by the siphon principal so as soon as the water level in the bowl rose above the top of the siphon in the pipe it would drain the entire contents of the bowl out, there's no way for the toilet to fill to the brim with urine unless the outflow pipe is blocked.

What're you, a plumber?

Thanks for steamrolling the joke, asshole. Now I can no longer suspend my disbelief and enjoy this.

 

[𒂶𒃑𒄀𒄖𒄦𒅑𒆑]

He's still pissing as I type this message, btw

 

[GuntMaster2000]

I haven't stopped pissing

 

[SIGSEGV]

I haven't stopped pissing

Have your pissballs gotten any smaller?

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Have your pissballs gotten any smaller?

my pissballs are expanding, actually. I might dial 911

 

[SIGSEGV]

my pissballs are expanding, actually. I might dial 911

Do you need me to take you to the hospital? Because it's getting kinda late and I don't wanna drive.

 

[GuntMaster2000]

Do you need me to take you to the hospital? Because it's getting kinda late and I don't wanna drive.

guess I'll just walk......