nobodyworthwhile
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Just curious. Onionfarms is the only one I know of.
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KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Besides Onionfarms, what KF alternatives exist?
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These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
it's lolcow.farm if you are okay with just lurking there (because that place is a terf hivemind). You can also try out those reddit snark subs
Bear Hammer
"mentally ill violent sperg". In hibernation. Learning how to be an adult. Getting my shit together.
Hellovan Onion
The only "alternatives" you're gonna find are those ran by unironic pedophiles most of the time.
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nobodyworthwhile
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So, just like actual KF.
The Soyjak Wiki now has a good collection of articles on lolcows, but they're specific to the Sharty and their culture.
If you're familiar with Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Soyjak Wiki is pretty much like that Wiki.
To give you an idea, I read the Soyjakwiki article for "Tranny" and I was not disappointed. Whoever wrote this put some serious work into it.
If you're familiar with Encyclopedia Dramatica, the Soyjak Wiki is pretty much like that Wiki.
To give you an idea, I read the Soyjakwiki article for "Tranny" and I was not disappointed. Whoever wrote this put some serious work into it.
Trannies
soyjakwiki.org
There used to be several smaller sites such as lounge69 or fellas farms but they are defunct. The only ones I am aware of are the Opie and Anthony Forum (3185 members) and the ED Forums (1524 members). Personally, I think we are a better class of people than both of those and I like to think we have a pretty chill group of people here.
Jimmy Hill
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Almost nobody.
This site is pretty much all you got.
This site is pretty much all you got.
Bear Hammer
"mentally ill violent sperg". In hibernation. Learning how to be an adult. Getting my shit together.
Hellovan Onion
I mean I guess lolcow farm and some subreddits are decent but you have to admit it, kiwi farms is pretty much the only decent place for lolcow content.
There aren't really a lot of places like it on the Internet.
You could always:
Fellas Farms is a Skibidi Farms knockoff, not a feasible Kiwi Farms alternative.
nobodyworthwhile
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What's funny is, during my last days at KF (I wasn't banned, I just don't post there anymore) I seriously got a lot of "Reddit is that way" posts.
I've said before, these days Reddit is more tolerable than Kiwifarms. At least there the insanity is on a sub-by-sub level, whereas its more universal on Kiwi.
thepeaguy
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I'm intrigued, what exactly do you seek in a KF alternative?
Autistic British Jackass
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There is Skibidi Farms, which is also a KF alternative (but more so of a knock off)...
but let's be fucking honest here, SF is a hotbox for pedophiles who like to "ironically" spam the cheese pizza all over the place (on the clearnet mind you!) and very annoying insufferable edgelord foodists who like to go on autistic schizophrenic raids against communities and (underage) people they don't like, so it's not really a very good place to be around
and hell one of the members of SF, while raiding EDF (a forum i used to be active in btw), tried asking me to cut myself while underage (I was 17 at the time), needless to say I never went through with it and hit ignore on them
but let's be fucking honest here, SF is a hotbox for pedophiles who like to "ironically" spam the cheese pizza all over the place (on the clearnet mind you!) and very annoying insufferable edgelord foodists who like to go on autistic schizophrenic raids against communities and (underage) people they don't like, so it's not really a very good place to be around
and hell one of the members of SF, while raiding EDF (a forum i used to be active in btw), tried asking me to cut myself while underage (I was 17 at the time), needless to say I never went through with it and hit ignore on them
Reddit.
nobodyworthwhile
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Honestly..... it's gonna be vague but "something that's like old KF." Back when they could laugh and have fun, it wasn't all doom and gloom, everything wasn't a call to action, and not every time a woman or black person appeared in a movie or video game was immediately some major issue to rally around.
also preferably not having a tourette's-like tendency to describe absolutely everything using the n-word.
