Freeze Peach 🍑 𝖡𝖾𝖺𝗋 𝖧𝖺𝗆𝗆𝖾𝗋'𝗌 𝖻𝗅𝗈𝗀 ʕ ● ᴥ ●ʔ

[Bear Hammer]

I can't let YouTube auto play on my tv for too long because it always somehow goes back to vsauce, and just play his videos for eternity.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Listen I can see why it's easy to head canon her as a really attractive based chocolate queen, but realistically she most likely looks like puppychan.

Nah bro @Home obviously looks similar to this:

 

[Bear Hammer]

Nah bro @Home obviously looks similar to this:
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If she looks like that I am going to be stuck sucking on those chocolate milk cannons like a fucking mosquito.

They're going to have to use heavy machinery to get me off.

After marrying her, of course.

 

[Bear Hammer]

We love our black queens at onion farms

 

[Bear Hammer]

For real though as much as I really like the idea of marrying a black girl, I still want to have a white family and not race mix.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

If she looks like that I am going to be stuck sucking on those chocolate milk cannons like a fucking mosquito.

They're going to have to use heavy machinery to get me off.

After marrying her, of course.

Same bro

For real though as much as I really like the idea of marrying a black girl, I still want to have a white family and not race mix.

At this point I dont care about the race of the girl I marry and start a family with. Although I do like amerimutt, black Latina girls tho.

I like how homely they tend to be. I like the way God deposits their fat.

 

[Bear Hammer]

The """victims""" of Turkey Tom were fighting with each other yesterday over who is the bigger attention whore in his kiwi farms thread.

LMAO.

#womanmoment

 

[Bear Hammer]

You know what were these foids even trying to prove in the first place?

That Turkey Tom fucks, or something?

 

[Bear Hammer]

"Oh but.. he's into age play!!"

Who gives a fuck. You still shoved his dick up your stinky hole anyway lol.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I see WASR96 hasn't been active in nine days and people are worried about him.

Hoping for the worse.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Lmao Josh bragging about being able to cum is hilarious.

Never thought I would ever hear a man brag about his ability to cum before.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I need to start calling my loads "winners" too because that's really funny.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Turkey Tom is also a good example of why you don't send nudes over the Internet.

I knew a girl who killed herself that kept polaroids of her boyfriends dick pics in her wallet.

I think as a society we should probably go back to that.

0% chance of getting hacked and having someone try to blackmail you with a picture of your penis.

 

[Bear Hammer]

You don't have to grant moral legitimacy to people who hate you.

"Your opinion is irrelevant" is a perfectly acceptable response to anything they say.