Bear Hammer's blog

[Bear Hammer]

Very few lolcows nowadays actually do really crazy funny shit now, and the ones who do usually get taken off the Internet pretty quickly.

Compare modern lolcows like Patrick or Zoey to someone like Chris Chan, they can't even compete.

It's mostly just getting extremely upset over loli or people with strange (but usually completely harmless) fetishes while they choose to spend their free time cataloging people who like Roblox too much or something lol.

Anti tranny Reddit filled with racist normalfags.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I feel bad for anyone who fell for the trap of joining that dumb website because e-celebs treated it like it was the new 4chan (me).

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Tsmt, kiwifarms seems to have gone more in a "this person is a weird disturbing pedophile" route instead of actually archiving what it was originally for - "exceptional individuals" who make fools of themselves in bizarre and entertaining ways. I quite like fallenchungus as a lolcow though, he's pretty funny but lacks a bit of unpredictable bizarreness that classic CWC had. Welcome back to onionfarms btw.

I have to agree. KF is now just politics, gender wars, infighting, and miserable lolcows.

 

[Bear Hammer]

The farms is literally just a cesspool of the worst autists possible: people who are so blindly fucking retarded they write up huge threads on every joke a person makes to try and convict them of being a pedo or a groomer bc they made an obvious joke. It's literally a concentrated shithole of the most braindead morons who got banned off xitter for hating trooners.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Companies posting fake job offers should be prosecuted as fraud

 

[Bear Hammer]

I love drugs as much as any other zoomer male, but I hate people who do them.

There's no other community who are more annoying than druggies, especially stoners.

"My plant medicine from god cannot be addictive or cause dependency ITS ALL NATURAL BROOO ITS JUST A PLANT"

I genuinely want to rape and kill all of them dude, I hate them.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Look at this fucking idiot look on his insufferably catatonic expression. I hate stoners.

 

[Nektar Geist]

I genuinely want to rape and kill all of them dude, I hate them.

You ok there, buddy?

I hate stoners.

But you want to rape that guy, right?

 

[Bear Hammer]

You ok there, buddy?

No.

But you want to rape that guy, right?

Yes, including you dickhead.

 

[Nektar Geist]

No.

You're closeted homosexuality giving you gyp again?

Yes.

TBF, he looks like he'd be the top. IYKWIM. (Meaning, he'd rape you.)

 

[Bear Hammer]

TBF, he looks like he'd be the top. IYKWIM. (Meaning, he'd rape you.)

It can be a rape battle, see who rapes who first.

 

[Bear Hammer]

Just saw the funniest shirt I have ever seen

 

[Bear Hammer]

Here's some advice to any autistic spergs who want to use dating apps to get laid but have no good photos of yourself because you don't go out anywhere and have no friends.

You can just use AI to just good photos for you.

Just take a picture of yourself and ask ChatGPT to put you in certain places for pictures.

"Put me in a museum smiling, make it look like someone is taking a photo for me"

"Put me taking a selfie next to the eiffel tower"

"Put me in a house party surrounded by friends, each of us holding a red solo cup"

I get 50+ matches pretty easily doing this.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I still think casual sex isn't really good for society or overall happiness btw, but if you are going to do it anyway you might as well make it as efficient as possible.

 

[Bear Hammer]

It was funny when bleeding_barghast tagged dyn in my thread, because at the time I was thinking about their infamous "would you like to become ours, my dear?" post they made.

I thought it was one of the cringiest posts I thought I have ever seen on the internet, and was really surprised to see it was positively rated.

No wonder it is being used in articles about the website, it makes them look like completely psychopathic weirdos to any normal person.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

It was funny when bleeding_barghast tagged dyn in my thread, because at the time I was thinking about their infamous "would you like to become ours, my dear?" post they made.

I thought it was one of the cringiest posts I thought I have ever seen on the internet, and was really surprised to see it was positively rated.

No wonder it is being used in articles about the website, it makes them look like completely psychopathic weirdos to any normal person.

KF is just a meaningless spiral into being "based".

Its meaningless because the who are based or are called based have little to no institutional power and are incapable of doing anything.

Their too much of a pussy to even acquire said power in either violent or pacifist means.

 

[Bear Hammer]

I feel like I am in eternal embarrassment and I can't get out of it

 

[Bear Hammer]

This year, it's all be normal people, who post normal things, and have normal faces, normal jokes, normal opinions normal everything

 

[Bear Hammer]

Apparently being normal is the only thing that matters, and we should just try to be normal people who post normal things only.

Because if you abnormal in anyway you will get humiliated by the normal people.

 

[chudchudchudchud]

I feel like I am in eternal embarrassment and I can't get out of it

Same honestly, I feel like the only thing I inspire in people is disgust