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Larry Bundy Sr

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https://royalsocietypublishing.org/doi/10.1098/rspb.1987.0018 said:
Acanthonus armatus, a deep-water benthopelagic fish, has, per unit body weight, the smallest brain and largest semicircular canals of any known teleost and possibly any vertebrate.

lol it's so dumb it was literally named "assfish"
 
So Null's sperm?


No, that implies he can breed.

Probably more like a general gay gene mutation. I have yet sufficient evidence to present my case, but in short, my theory is that I believe gay men reproduce by spreading their butt sperm into men who then go in to have sex with a woman and impregnate her. However, as the butt baby semen entered the host man, it was able to either take over other sperm, or in some other way impregnate the egg before the other sperm.
 
I feel like this could be a dildo design. Like the stuff from Shevibe.

Now introducing assfish!!! You can shove it into your puss puss likes it's the actual thing!!!
 
I feel like this could be a dildo design. Like the stuff from Shevibe.

Now introducing assfish!!! You can shove it into your puss puss likes it's the actual thing!!!
make the puss puss actually stank like fish.. :story:
 
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