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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

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Smeared Mascara said:
Wait a minute... Ashley are you DRUNK on this call? You're either a very bad liar or the reason that your voice completely changed and you kept stammering to say something is because you were intoxicated.

Either way lying and/or drunk dialing Ken isn't a good look.
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No it's a great idea; keep calling Ken while you're drunk Ashley
 
TheTrue&HonestAshleyJankowski said:
No it's a great idea; keep calling Ken while you're drunk Ashley
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She sounds messed up right? The way she keeps trying to find words, and stammering over herself and ending things with "okaaay"

That was a complete 180 from the focused, controlled phone calls that were made earlier in the day.

She's either the world's worst liar (which obviously she is) or that girl likes to uh, uh PARTY, okaaay?
 
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She goes through withdrawals and gets the shakes and can't breathe when she doesn't get her booze fix.
 
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Smeared Mascara said:
Wait a minute... Ashley are you DRUNK on this call? You're either a very bad liar or the reason that your voice completely changed and you kept stammering to say something is because you were intoxicated.

Either way lying and/or drunk dialing Ken isn't a good look.
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LMAO my partner has a drunk old pest in their building and his ranting sounds EXACTLY the same as hers. Especially with that UHHHH.
 
Gore San said:
I hate that pedophile is becoming the next Nazi, because it will just encourage people to start saying "yes, and?" Followed by a gigachad reaction image. Which is far from giga. Real pedos were waiting forever for this opportunity and ironically the people making the biggest deal about it are giving it to them. Which checks out if you consider many are likely overcompensating like Josh.
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Didnt you know? If you dont wear a cock cage and stay away from anyone under 18 for at least 6000 miles you are a pedo.
 
AshleysBigOlBelly said:
Hatred is her drug. I am not being hyperbolic
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True. A lot of people get addicted to the chemicals released in the brain that makes them angry. It's also why kiwifarms went from laughing at people on the Internet to always being mad at the Internet. Again, fitting name for a stream because that's what they are. Even if they were trying to imply the people that they talk about are, it's just a projection.
 
Gore San said:
Ken should probably ban her future socks on sight for being sus and posting that imo. How one even finds shit like that on Twitter is beyond me. She had to go looking for it I assume
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My thoughts exactly their is a none zero percent chance that Ashley is into some nasty shit and that's why she's constantly trying to say where the nasty ones.

@Ashley Hutsell Jankowski
"You are hiding little boys under your floorboards aren't you?"
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Frosty Fetus said:
Honestly we should just upload her voice clips to an ai and create the Significantly More Intelligent Aishly
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Build it into the site and make it say something in her Karen voice about every message you post like the most unhelpful AI (un)assistant.
 
Gore San said:
True. A lot of people get addicted to the chemicals released in the brain that makes them angry. It's also why kiwifarms went from laughing at people on the Internet to always being mad at the Internet. Again, fitting name for a stream because that's what they are. Even if they were trying to imply the people that they talk about are, it's just a projection.
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Conflict addiction. She's like an addict, that's why she'll make five socks a day, and call Ken and leave messages 20 times per day. Did you see the post that Ken made that shows exactly how many socks she has made? There's like 20 per page and there's like seven pages.

Take another hit, JUNKIE.
 
Smeared Mascara said:
Conflict addiction. She's like an addict, that's why she'll make five socks a day, and call Ken and leave messages 20 times per day. Did you see the post that Ken made that shows exactly how many socks she has made? There's like 20 per page and there's like seven pages.

Take another hit, JUNKIE.
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Actually, it's not 7 pages, her socks go on for almost 40 pages.
 
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