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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

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Jackrabbit said:
Ashley is absolutely the kind of woman who would frame you for murder just to see if you would "cheat" on her in prison.

All hot girls are crazy, NOT ALL CRAZY GIRLS ARE HOT. Ash falls into the latter.
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She could be hot... If you roast her over an open fire that is.
 
Onion Null said:
Who in their right mind would call the Rhode Island Board of Health and try to get my license revoked on something that happened over 45 years ago in Birmingham, Alabama?
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She must have had a brain surgery and the doctors ironed all the wrinkles out of her brain then put it back smooth as a hard boiled egg
 
Reason: Probably higher than any grade she got in school
She's the wagyu or Colby of human flesh.
 
Reason: She swallows so many hotdogs whole if she fell in a meat grinder no one would be able to tell there was human meat mixed in.
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Ash believes a "small pool of people" is trying to "turn her into a lolcow". Ash, you always were. It was destined to be.
 
I just posted that picture of her gross looking red foot and broke down all the things medically that could be wrong and advised her to go see a doctor and possibly a cardiologist.

She then asked me if I would suck Ken's herpe sores before accusing me of posting "revenge porn" (her foot)

This bitch is legit insane.
 
Ashley: Hello RI Board of Health: I would like to report a violation
RIBOH: What violation do you wish to report
Ashley: There is a nursing assistant by the name of Kenneth Engelhardt (who is 65).
Ashley: And here is a screengrab off of WrongPlanet by Kiwifarms that says he got laid by a woman of the night. This was 45 years ago in Birmingham, Alabama when he was 19. This proves he is a sex pervert.
Ashley: Oh yeah. There was a personality clash with student with stalking claims in Georgia almost 30 years ago.
RIBOH: Was there anything else?
Ashley: Yes. He's posting deep fake pornography of me embedding my face and my fungus foot on a 1984 Tarzan Movie (Starring Bo Derek)

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Then he posted another deep fake porn of this
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Then he plagarized my fungus foot that I posted online
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Then he made another deep fake porn picture of me
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RIBOH: I'm sorry Ashley but we don't have any jurisdiction in Alabama, Georgia or Tennessee.
Ashley: I want him brought up on criminal charges of stalking and I want justice. I demand that you tell Onionfarms to quit stalking me.
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RIBOH: Ashley how many sock puppets did you make on Onionfarms? Inquiring minds want to know.
Ashley: Click
 
If she put this much effort into being a productive member of society imagine where she would be. Still fat, but probably less detestable.
 
Speaking of making shirts, it would be funny if someone with a Twitter account posted her foot saying someone should put this on a shirt so a Twitter bot responds with an offer of her foot on a shirt.
 
Onion Null said:
She isn't just crazy, she's dangerous.
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Mostly to herself. Only a matter of time till someone pays her a visit. Probably from storm front.
 
Reason: I hope she takes this as a threat, because it will make it more funny to get a reaction out of her. Even if we all know it will be gaslighting.
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