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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

The original Ashley
When Ashley's trailer park communist revolution comes, what will be your state mandated job?
I hope to be lucky enough to be Ashley's toilet wine bearer personally. She's put in so much work for the moobment, I just want to be the one to pour her bravery juice so she can issue her nightly dictates with her standard supreme confidence.
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Hail Ashley! Hail our people!
 
When Ashley's trailer park communist revolution comes, what will be your state mandated job?
I hope to be lucky enough to be Ashley's toilet wine bearer personally. She's put in so much work for the moobment, I just want to be the one to pour her bravery juice so she can issue her nightly dictates with her standard supreme confidence.
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Hail Ashley! Hail our people!
I'm skeptical of a revolution ever taking hold in the united states because we're a 200ish year old colony made up of people who failed out of having land in Europe so we came over here to crash and grab everything. A guy named J Sakai actually wrote a tome back in the 1970s about how American whites (and aspiring whites, like you) here can't have class consciousness or feel solidarity with other workers because we're all settlers with a settler mentality ie thieves. We can't form a proletariat movement because we'd rather fixate on racial hierarchy and culture war bs and scheme about how we can eventually earn enough money to exploit other people. Look at you as a good example, you don't have anything and you mostly spend your time gibbering racistly and talking about how like, next month is gonna be your windfall man. This is just a temporary thing and you're just a temporarily embarrassed part of the middle class. I'm sure you've spent many nights in your storage unit thinking about how with enough hard work you'll become a landlord or a small business owner. The very idea of abolishing a class society is so absurd you're making fun of me for even entertaining it because the dream is to leech off someone elses' fake email job or have low wage underlings.

What I think is going to happen is enough bubbles bursting and infrastructure decay and military overreach will ruin us and the Chinese communists will quietly buy us out and slowly give us a functioning government. We'll be like their very stupid and violent stepchild at first but they'll civilize us over time and we'll finally have healthcare and high speed rails. When you're in your 70s you'll get one of those little prefab solar powered homes they gave all their impoverished rural people and you'll be just fine with it and fine with the CCP.
 
Tl dr also I don't care about this.
 
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