Josh is the corrupt cop that only pretends to be nice to people if they think they're important enough. Lidl is the asshole cop that will say things Josh wants to buy can't. If he's a cunt to all the people he pretends to be friends with on main there will be less people willing to work with him. If you're not useful to him they will both be assholes to you. Lidl only acts nice to certain people for similar reasons so I guess both of his gay personalities are a switch, if he could go fuck himself he would take turns pounding his own cheeks basically.