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Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

The original Ashley
I know this is a shitpost but :
How many moderators does a small forum like this need?

I'm technically not even like a moderator I don't even have powers past approval of new users. I'm more of like the "lawyer Morty" of Onion Farms, I'm not really a moderator. They just gave me a little title and keep me around because I'm fun.

 
I'd berry my dick so far into Ashley's snatch whoever pulled it out would be crowned King Arthur.
I'll let you borrow this.
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So I decided to ignore Ashley completely for about a week and I guess it got her panties in a bunch.

I was talking to Gargamel about DuckTales, specifically the Disney afternoon.

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She immediately raged at me in a way that made everyone laugh because she freaked the fuck out about DuckTales airing in the '80s.

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Keep in mind that literally nobody was talking about her or to her. I guess she misses my abuse.

I had to remind her that I was talking about the Disney afternoon which aired from 1990 to 1997, and not specifically DuckTales.

I have never seen somebody lose their mind that hard over DuckTales.

She then made a joke about me being incredibly old and in my 30s when it first aired in the '80s. I find all the shots she takes at my age very telling because she and I were literally born on the exact same year.
 
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Good morning everyone it is 6:43 Chicago time I just got into the office and I am at my computer and Ashley is already hard at work online arguing.

What does she do for a living again?
It is now around 8 or 9am and Ashley is arguing on Lounge96.
 
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Okay, so I'm not stalking you, I'm not harassing you, and I'm not a viable threat to you....still going to have your face dox as my avatar.

It doesn't change anything. If this is true, then nothing done here is illegal. Adding to this: Thank you for talking to your friends and co-workers about me Ashley, I'm glad that I live in your head so much that you had to speak IRL about me. I feel honored, and it's hilarious that you got this angry about me.
 
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Good morning everyone it is 6:43 Chicago time I just got into the office and I am at my computer and Ashley is already hard at work online arguing.

What does she do for a living again?
Hey Ashley if you're reading this... How you uh, how you comin' on that novel you're working on? Huh? Gotta a big, uh, big stack of papers there? Gotta, gotta nice little story you're working on there? Your big novel you've been working on for three years? Huh? Gotta, gotta compelling protagonist? Yeah? Gotta obstacle for him to overcome? Huh? Little story brewing there? Working on, working on that for quite some time? Huh? Yeah, talking about that three years ago. Been working on that the whole time? Nice little narrative? Beginning, middle, and end? Some friends become enemies, some enemies become friends? At the end your main character is richer from the experience? Yeah? Yeah? No, no, you deserve some time off...
 
Ashley's brain melting in real time:

6:44 am:

Tired dime a dozen pedo insult


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Triple post, all at 7:39 am:

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1 minute later, 7:40 am:

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3 minutes later, 7:43 am and still babbling NONSENSICAL shit:

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Constantly calling me old, but we were literally born in the same year. I might be a little bit older than her because I was born in February but we are the same age:

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