I literally never told bear Hammer how to sign up with the IDF, I told him how to sign up with the US Army, you fool.
100% true. I will always hate Muslims and wish death on them. If it were up to me I would napalm every single one of them and watch them scream as their skin melted off.
I WANT TO BE 100% CLEAR: I AM NOT KIDDING WHEN I SAY THAT. I AM ISLAMOPHOBIC AND I ALWAYS WILL BE.
I really don't give a fiddler's fuck if she likes what I say about Muslims or not. The goal of Islam is to either convert or eradicate everyone on Earth. That doesn't jive with me being a Catholic and my kids being Jewish.
I thank God everyday that I was the right age to be handed an M16 and God protected me as I mowed them down.
I kept thinking everyday that it was my day, that karma was going to get me for killing so many people... But it never happened

. Do you know why it never happened? Because I was doing what God wanted me to do. God protected me because I wasn't killing people... I was putting down rabid animals.
There are entire Muslim bloodlines that completely ended because of me. I am responsible for people's fucking NAMES being wiped off this Earth. And they gave me medals for it.
My only regret is that I didn't leave more of them on the ground. The best part about hitting someone's center mass is that they don't die immediately. You just get to stand over top of them and watch them writhe. They try to talk, they even try to breathe but usually the bullets punctured the lung or some other vital organ. Our medics were supposed to work on them but they never did. We just made fun of them until it was over.
Fucking war is BEAUTIFUL. Worth every anxiety attack I've had in the last 20 years.