Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
It means cunt in the UK. Anyway, if Ash does call in, you can play Ash's Idea Of an Insult Bingo. "Capitalist Pig", "Zionist shill", "Whoremonger"... only joking, she wouldn't know that word. Her Mum on the other hand...Fanny means "butt" in America
btw, it isn't libel, if the bint you are libeling doesn't find out about it, right?

And Ash, as you are lurking, drooling onto the device, my musical message to you...

You drew first blood!