he was really sad that day!
I bet he was. We all have sad days. Some more than others.
Look, child, if you wanna be a sarcastic jerk like me, you gotta be good at it otherwise nobody will take your douchebaggery seriously. Your 'faggot' comment wasn't even remotely offensive because I know thats just how "you people" are. Try harder.
You gotta put extra effort into it.
he was really sad that day!