Clown World - USA Alcohol, A Vegetable Peeler, Masturbating and Sanitizer

[Onion NullOnion Null is verified member.]

Imagine getting drunk and coming into a convenience store threatening murder with a vegetable peeler and masturbating in front of police.

 

[Gore San]

This would be normal behavior for Ashley.

 

[kiwifails]

Britney Spears is looking raw these days

 

[Frosty Fetus]

I can fix h e r

 

[kiwifails]

I can fix h e r

Go get her tiger

 

[Frosty Fetus]

Go get her tiger

 

[kiwifails]

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God speed you crazy bastard

 

[Gore San]

I can get her fixed. I just need some chloroform and an unlicensed doctor willing to tie her tubes without her consent.

 

[Frosty Fetus]

I can get her fixed. I just need some chloroform and an unlicensed doctor willing to tie her tubes without her consent.

I think she'll be a good mother. The best momma.

 

[Gore San]

I think she'll be a good mother. The best momma.

She behaves like a nigger

 

[Frosty Fetus]

She behaves like a nigger

thus a good momma. The dark meat seeks to be bred.

 

[Gore San]

Mother that killed 2 children by putting them in an oven will spend life in prison

A mother who killed two of her children by "placing them in an oven and turning it on" will spend her life in prison.

abc3340.com

I wonder what recipe she used.