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  1. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Kiwifarms is Ignoring my latest letter

    If only someone here was good at making threads AND alogging, aw gee, who can we even ask? A buncha people I think. Exclusive Kengle-Chris letters only on Onionfarms? Bet you'd get some people then. Not sorry for tryhard posting. Sorry, tri-force, sorry I mean triple posting.
  2. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Kiwifarms is Ignoring my latest letter

    Could post the first page and then bait that the rest is here then make a subforum only registered users can see. ??? Revive site!
  3. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Kiwifarms is Ignoring my latest letter

    Was it in the correct formatting? He's a stickler for his rules. I've been on mobile and wasn't online at the time but I bet someone could get a thread to stick on it. Post in the suggestions and I bet a buncha users will try to help.
  4. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    https://www.biblegateway.com/passage/?search=Joshua%201:1-9&version=NIV What timing huh
  5. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    No Lolsuits Here

    It's a simple solution for a complex issue. Problem is I'm not exactly the best example, but a good one to add to a userbase that also suffers from depression or other issues like anxiety. It's why having all three is important as you can learn from all three. Donation of the shit posting is...
  6. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Catfishing

    Back in my day, Catfishing was when you and your Papi went out to go catch some catfish. Well my old man is old, so there's a new type of Catfishing. I call it fat fishing, cause only land whales stay with someone who uses someone else's identity to lure them in. Bait your own hooks and you'll...
  7. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    No Lolsuits Here

    Here at Onionfats we are only responsible for what we post as users. It's my stated mission to provide lessons for lolcows and also to help others stay motivated with their life. I have provided information on many personal and risky things but I was not driven to suicide. I was driven to learn...
  8. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Now you're stealing my implications too.
  9. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Kiwifarms Linked CommieBentDuckGirl

    She flip flops too much, I have the Stockholm. She's just an attention whore, I actually like the culture from what little I get of it. Not that being a whore or liking attention is bad. It's the constant click bait I take offense to.
  10. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Null truly was Chris all along and forced me to alogg. What a bastard.
  11. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    If not, I will keep making novel accounts and then burning them on making more drama. That's my version of trolling Jewish.
  12. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Kiwifarms Linked CommieBentDuckGirl

    They won't give up that Kiwi clickbait, at the end you can see when she catches on that I'm in their chat. They responds to my talking about DMT and mushrooms, though frankly I was trying to warn others AWAY from trying those things. He's promoting them in a stream, which I mean, good for...
  13. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    I had 5 characters fleshed out. Thing is, since I had many people play DnD or Pathfinder in this setting, idk which versions notes were stolen.
  14. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Unintentionally played Angron, but it was funny.
  15. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Pick a Direction please

    Someone who fails my 'class' like Squid. Anyone who doesn't use my lessons well is one until they do learn. Naturally bigger cows will ignore me but look at how the situation with Commie and I played out. Tbh we are like fire and water, as opposite as Troons can be. She seems to be able to...
  16. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    And now I believe I'm done posting on the other splinters until it's necessary and I get wrapped up in some gay op without my consent. As can any who post on Onionfarms now. A place for true freedom.
  17. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    It's out of context parts of a puzzle box. On the real are factual expressions of self without any doublespeak.
  18. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    I don't really simp, I sympathize but I don't actually get horny unless I already have a deep emotional bond forged over time. My main joke is I'm rarely horny, I can't help that one.
  19. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Also if a mod marked my Rest in Peace post to Deadpool's user on kiwi then I'm gonna just repost those well wishes here instead cause why not.
  20. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    What is Onionpedia?

    Fuck it, it's for centrists. Let the far left and right muck about for the other two.
  21. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    It's important for a motivational texter to determine the cause of tone in a voice now isn't it? 💜 Also if I use that setting it's not part of the speaking deal that I'd do as a motivational speaker.
  22. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Lolcow Forum Crushes

    Everyone who posts on Onionfarms. UwU you weirdos entertained me during a dark point in my life.
  23. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Epistocracy

    https://en.m.wiktionary.org/wiki/epistocracy Now, as a newly reformed Episcopal I believe that a rule of the wise is smart if each wise person is in the proper place. It takes more overhead and overview than the other suggestions I've seen, true, but I think it's a good path to move forward to...
  24. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    Bringing back from the dead. The meme in your profile picture. Brian Peppers is one of the oldest memes I personally know.
  25. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Best thread and free example of my code on the farms I used to get back home.
  26. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Silly silly am I, but I r smrt, smrt, I mean smart.
  27. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    If sarcasm/in on it: very nice. If religious: wrong site. If ignorant: nice Necro.
  28. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    https://www.onionfarms.net/threads/sermon-on-a-sunday.4/#post-13
  29. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Hey where did the Pakistan subforum go?

    For you, Facebook version of this glorious site. For I am the Reddit version and we must band together for glory. I'll moderate it as long as I can, when I lose steam I'll let someone else in that everyone approves of to help.
  30. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Kiwifarms Inner Circle Drama

    Imagine needing all this to convince Chris to do something when I convinced Chris he was Jesus with nothing more than my mind. Yes, I'm taking full credit and nobody can stop me.
  31. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Told ya, let's see if everyone listened and knew I was gonna write that shit. Gonna try to get the comedy idea in it too but it's hard to UwU merge soooooo muchhhhhh.
  32. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Hey where did the Pakistan subforum go?

    Lol not really it's not. What's next Isreal isn't real?
  33. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    Thanks to Squid aka Some Faggot for proving that Magic isn't real, too many people saw my book's notes and need to help me with it or pay for it. Buncha suckers arguing against some flimsy concept of Goetia magik. Fucking fools playing right into my hand while I said it. 👏 👌 👁️ Tada!
  34. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    Btw, a coven is just short for covenant fyi. Which is a promise. I promised my soul to Jesus a long time ago when I was baptized as a Catholic willingly.
  35. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    My Book I Noticed the Notes From

    Chapter Zero is in my discord in the sperg section. Depending on how big the first book is and time spent on it will determine price. Anyone joining said discord now will have to pay for a self insert much like a commission. This is my own work and not charity. Charity goes back into the...
  36. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Stop making fun of ppl that don't deserve it ppl. It doesn't become funny when you just force me to air out everyone's dirty laundry except to me. Not anyone else lol.
  37. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    There's twenty for sure in the bible, imma guess em. 11. No unnecessary abortion. 12. No unwanted suicide. 13. Give respect to those who give it to you. 14. Pay it forward, invest in your younger family. 15. Free Will is sacred, thus ignorance must be taught. 16. Forgive others at least once...
  38. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    This will do for meow. I ain't a super straight so black and orange don't scare me.
  39. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Idiots thinking Rose isn't a Time Lord cause she's a 'human' girl. YEAH, I've seen doctor who you dumbies. lets code media hurrrrrr
  40. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    I'm an antipope poor Catholic bastard ya finks.
  41. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Quite. Now knock it off. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/kingcobrajfs-josh-saunders.22713/page-220 Y'all act like you never seen a time wiz before. Jaws all over the floor like Angry and his wife just came through the door and he started whooping her ass worse than before. It's the return of...
  42. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    I like all dudes you morons.
  43. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    I think you needed to stop being a nigger Juggalo white.
  44. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Facebook Ad Running for Onionfarms

    https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.dignitymemorial.com/obituaries/duluth-mn/mike-ross-4525556 Hey look it's Micheal Janke-Ross too. Bring me Spooky, time for the cook slayer to be renamed.
  45. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    See we merged all three of these guys into me now.
  46. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Jesus Christ, how horrifying.
  47. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    Dude are you in the server or not man? Why do you think I sperged? For my sake? Here one second. https://discord.gg/YFDnJdDJ
  48. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    Seed being babies. Only abort if it's a life threatening thing. Keep every person sacred. That's all for tonight. Got work tomorrow faggots.
  49. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    Chris Chan and rapists can't join. Nobody who steals seed either. Shits just dumb and they should feel bad.
  50. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    Lamp = phone Oil = fuel = desire My desire lasted 30 years and 3 months of pure temptation in that Florida desert. Time to boogie woogie. Party on my Garth's. Gay world, gay world, party time, excellent. Whoo whoo whooo
  51. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    So that's 3 so far.
  52. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Credit to all who collaborated on this beautiful bastard. I guess I am a good Plague Doctor.
  53. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    If I can't smoke in public, mask wearing should remain compulsory

    Yeah dude. Like this third round of boosters is the devil's work. Not lettuce.
  54. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    You heard the news, through out the onions with salmonella if you're eating onions. The Queens taking a break and has been resting since the Hunters moon as promised.
  55. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Who cares? Seriously, I care.
  56. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Why sue when you can spook, are they tiny faggots? Are they?!?!?
  57. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Limited Public Individual Gabbi Sharp

    Let this actual definition of the word nigga burn.
  58. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Only a nazbol should be in charge of the camps and farms. The rest don't understand pain of the minority and just aren't funny. The lines are not to be crossed or you'll get me. My backbone is crooked but strong. I'm still going into disability over it cause hey, I can. Anyone who's seen it...
  59. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Astrology is just numerology for women. White culture sucks, and it can't be funny without punching down which like c'mon Dave Chapelle is an uncle Tom chasing some white bitch who's initials are JK. Bitch please like I'm sposed to call you a man when you simp for that bitch? Mug me faggot...
  60. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Tell that to the Catholic Church then. Not me. The clock strikes 13, you all lost the game.
  61. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    My life path number? Its eight. Thought I told Kiwifags who I was. Who knew what when indeed....
  62. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Public Figure - Niche Connor Bible

    Sure I did. Guess he isn't an Antichris, just another self centered fool trying to get clout instead of pull others up with him. Let's not do subforums about the pets unless it's like info on how to care for animals. Even lolcow knows better than to rejoice on an innocents suffering. Animals...
  63. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Are they even trying to hide the Jesus analogy anymore with Aizen? Fuck it who cares, this shits hilariously funny.
  64. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    My magik can only hex and protect. I just can't control it being such an empath.
  65. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Omerta means have some honor and pride in yourself. Onionfarms should be for people that are honorable despite what they do for a living. Hence why we have so many subcategories and I try to meme in the non opinion based ones.
  66. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Oh boo hoo someone with an IQ of 198 found out our little game. Let's ban them over it cause they think it's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy as AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS. Stop making fun of the mentally ill and disabled online jesus christ you fucking morons.
  67. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    The God speaks through me not Angry Canadians.
  68. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    None of yall get special fag tags til Swordfish adds in a Shiney tag here. Glowies are clout chasing retards. Shineys care not for personal glory, it's about appreciating the hivemind of humanity and harnessing it for good. Oh and I have notes on my setting in there. My false notes excited...
  69. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    sup talk to me

    He won't be active again. Erika here, what's up darlings? Having fellow Magi join the site later btw. The Kiwi thread came in handy as my ID was indeed stolen
  70. Nichigetsu-Ohanjin

    Don't Delete My Notes (Merged)

    Exploiting others? They best not be poor. Or I'll silence you, my forest family will. We ARE the shadows.
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