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  1. NerdShamer

    The "Looner" community AKA Balloon Fetishists

    @MylarBalloon123 did you ever give latex an try?
  2. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You are aware of what carbon dioxide does to people, right?
  3. NerdShamer

    Public Figure - Niche Grimoire

    Kinda late for Halloween, isn't it?
  4. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    How does it feel losing the genetic lottery?
  5. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I'm pretty sure that you've used up all of your re-rolls for your sanity check, mate.
  6. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    He can't even do that right, considering all he's doing is gently rubbing the tip of his dick against them.
  7. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Speech is only free for all if those who are in the most danger are not silenced through threat of violence from others' "free speech". Nice false equivalence, right there.
  8. NerdShamer

    Public Figure - Niche Grimoire

    Somewhere, an actual robot is lubricating itself over this.
  9. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    How long does it take you to climax, on average?
  10. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I'm guessing that the balloons usually makes an lot noise?
  11. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So, did your parents ever caught you in the act? I mean, you've been doing this since you were around 8.
  12. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So, is it always the same thing, every night or do you mix it up, an little?
  13. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Well, I meant with the ones that are circular shape? With something like this, do you have any specific fantasies doing it or is it just you lying on your back until it goes off? You must really love how sensitive your weiner is, don't you?
  14. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Does it actually matter what part of the balloon that you rub against?
  15. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Hey, they've got to make an living, somehow. Because it's an little bit unconventional; and while it's completely harmless, it's associated with some types of mental disorders or childhood trauma. I'd say that you're probably missing out on an lot of things; but hey, you're an introvert
  16. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Apparently, they're enjoy doing it in an dark alley or in an empty parking lot
  17. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Yeah, so is it easy to clean up, afterwards so that you can reuse it?
  18. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I kinda assumed that you were straddling them like this. Since, you know, it's more or less how most people do it.
  19. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Got any favorite positions for when you're doing with them or is it just you rubbing against one?
  20. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So, did you accidentally pop any of them, over the years?
  21. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I'm kind of curious, did you actually stick it inside? Because I figured that there wouldn't be much for you to rub the tip against if it's fully inflated
  22. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So, how does this actually work? You just wrapped it around your dick and slowly let the air out?
  23. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Can we blame it on someone drinking too much vodka? But seriously, it's likely an case of some type of fraud or domestic terrorism
  24. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Got proof?
  25. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You do know that's an major American news network, right?
  26. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

  27. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Denmark, Belgium, Amsterdam; they're all the same to me. So where's that site you was talking about, half an hour, ago?
  28. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Well, for one, you can make it harder on him by ruling out anything that involves an nudist resort. But since he's trying to forcibly change the conversation instead of going through his bookmarks; then this "topless minors" website obviously doesn't exists within the Netherlands
  29. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    True, but sane people don't parade their underaged daughters topless.
  30. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    You might want to add an few extra details to this.
  31. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So,why don't you make an thread about him?
  32. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    The fact that he's advocating these things on an place like this is beyond retard, imo
  33. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Canada is worse.
  34. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    Then why are you here? Citation needed. Then why is Void saying that you're posting kiddie porn on here?
  35. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So, is this the part where you are going to tell us an story on why do people on here hate you and that you don't deserve that "dumb fuck" badge that shitposters normally get?
  36. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    But with KF, Null could have extended the site's lifespan by an year or two by not chimping out at that NZ cop's request to dox his userbase (even though it is justified.
  37. NerdShamer

    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    So are you.
  38. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    double-post
  39. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    "I'm that mutant nerd turtle and I'm freaking out at having an human's body!"
  40. NerdShamer

    🇷🇺 IP2 Russia

    Disabling playback on other sites is one of the gayest things that YT has done
  41. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    I was just using this thread as an public bookmark when KF was down. Plus,nearly everything else has an thread on it
  42. NerdShamer

    people you would sex

    Ok, coomer
  43. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    Well, it went downhill because the only mod might have an few skeletons in his closet and he occasionally uses it for his own leftist announcements.
  44. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    Someone got trolled by an antivaxxer or two and now they want to dox them in order to get them kicked out of an Canadian university
  45. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Because they need an constant source of "validation," otherwise they'll either just detrans or go insane as an manchild being deprived of his favorite hobby. Just look at half the shit that Yaniv starts.
  46. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    In all fairness, it's an pretty low bar for an woman to look better than Keffals; but he's jealous because he wishes that he can look like you without the effort. Just don't mention where you work or where you live and you'll be fine. Just be sure to livestream once you get swatted and show the...
  47. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    Leftist hates Ukraine because of it's history and iconography. Tells people to stop saying "Slava Ukraini" and to start simping for Palestine
  48. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    Being triggered by other's pronoun Xenogenders are valid
  49. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Well, people are perfectly willing to list all of their socials and emails on Twitter and Facebook. Won't be surprised if the average social media addict is too lazy to make an burner or two exclusively for shitposting
  50. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    You know, it just hit me that Ralph is too fat to actually have sex and Null is set on the same path as he is. Honestly, shit like this is pretty normal, nowadays. Everyone wants to have their own debate thread, why not just give it to them?
  51. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    He still could have just said "no" and pointed out that there isn't an magical filter that prevents people from experiencing this shit, firsthand. Honestly, I just thought of him being perpetually miserable and stubborn.
  52. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Bro, just use the Stonetoss comic. People these days are too retarded to read an well-written wall of text
  53. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Great to see that this site is slowly turning into the cancer that killed KF.
  54. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    We get it, the ancestral spirit of (((Joshua Connor Moon))) is living rent-free in your head and you don't have an outlet to express it.
  55. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Dude, I'm just here to experience internet history and to laugh at which way the world is turning. I could care less of Josh is an idiot or if Keffals is actually right about whatever.
  56. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Honestly, I think it's because they really don't want to handle dealing with an hourly DDoS attack over internet drama.
  57. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    It usually revolves around politics. It starts when an cow takes an retarded stance on something, it gets reposted on Twitter and KF, shit happens, and someone is cancelled.
  58. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Misery loves company and the Left will always eat their own. It's bad enough that CDG went from being an Karen to going after other influencers on the web.
  59. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    OP was falling asleep through an university lecture and freaks about her friend calling her out about it
  60. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Oh, I remember when someone rated an A&H regular "I disagree with you, but I still love you" and they started chimping out.
  61. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Does this mean that you'll actually leave, this time?
  62. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    I won't be surprised if it involves his mom kicking the bucket
  63. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Doth my English offends thee, Philistine?
  64. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Apparently, the guy who was mining Chinese shitposting on KF was doing it because some random Chinese company was defrauding him
  65. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Well, it's sporadically loading on my end, so who knows what's going on. Apparently, the wumaos are angry about the China jokes. @NekoRightsActivist it's you that they want
  66. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    It was working for an few minutes ago.
  67. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    At least I don't rot my brain by reading Twitter. Now, who wants to see the woke crowd each other?
  68. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    Mostly because each sub is it's own echo chamber, although people like Bardfinn are dead set on changing this.
  69. NerdShamer

    Dumb shit that you've seen on Reddit

    As you all well aware, Reddit deserves no introduction on how retarded the userbase is. However, since OF didn't have an dumping ground for random Reddit threads; I'm making one Now enjoy the fact that someone thought it was an good idea to dox people who owe them money.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    It's almost as if there's an wonderful encyclopedia that had an article for sharing every noticeable person's darkest secrets didn't exist. But hey, the leftist version of Kiwi Farms would be an marvelous addition to the internet...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Screenshot is around 1:33:00 if anyone's interested
  72. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    An lot of leftists hate the monarchy. It's almost an requirement for them to recite why colonialism is bad while ignoring that the fact that it's an dying art.
  73. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Yes, the Streisand Effect is an bitch. But it keeps happening because so-and-so can't stop vloggging about their own life and they don't have the sense to realize that the contents of their private Discord server will be leaked by an jaded ex or something. It's kind of hilarious on how often...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    Isn't that normal for him?
  75. NerdShamer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Seriously, you aren't missing out on anything new, considering that it's Twitter at it's worst.
  76. NerdShamer

    Sexuality Drama Trans "Safe Places" on the web.

    Dumping this here because I need a reference for what happens when you live in an echo chamber.
  77. NerdShamer

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Well, Null is looking for a new country to move to.
  78. NerdShamer

    Sexuality Drama Trans "Safe Places" on the web.

    Cancel culture knows no bounds
  79. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    Point is that I'm not the one who's rolling around in the shit, this time.
  80. NerdShamer

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    Another day, another retard
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