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  1. Slidey Boi

    United States Jewish teacher resigns after antisemitic harassment from 12-year-old student

    Seems like a developmentally delayed 12 year old by looking at that note.
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    Americas Father's Day

    Had a lovely father's day yesterday. The best present of all is my wife let me sleep in for a couple of hours while she took care of the baby.
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    United States Seattle man arrested with about 10,000 files of child porn

    Yeah, its a prison slang term, child and molester combined.
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    United States Seattle man arrested with about 10,000 files of child porn

    Yeah they don't like 'chomos.'
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    Trump Derangement Syndrome Donald Trump General Discussion

    Get it together Donnie. I was in the middle of writing a long thoughtful response to this, but I'm so tired of debating and analyzing Trump at this point in my life I think I'm done. Instead, I'll remind you all that rich Biff Tanner from BTTF2 is a loving parody of Mr. Trump. I'm sure we all...
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    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    I visited KF on TOR yesterday, and it seems like business as usual. Looks like Null just wants to stay off of clearnet for now, tired of fighting the censor mob.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    That doesn't mean we're going off of clearnet, this is just an additional option.
  8. Slidey Boi

    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    True. I used to defend Josh and say he wasn't racist. Just because you make some edgy jokes and are anti-sjw doesn't mean you are a racist. But yeah, Josh has crossed certain lines where you just have to say, 'yeah he's a white supremacist now.'
  9. Slidey Boi

    Kiwifarms Down a Lot

    Did the woke brigade win? I didn't expect KF to be down this long.
  10. Slidey Boi

    Email troubles

    I've been out for a couple of weeks due to this very issue. My Gmail has not received anything from OF for 3 months.
  11. Slidey Boi

    Christory Unconfirmed Report of Chris Sighted in Montgomery County, Maryland WalMart

    Not really. She was confirmed alive and still living at their old home like 6 months ago. I heard it seems she may have been moved out since then and the place looks vacant. At present nobody knows where her or Chris are living. This is probably a good thing tbh.
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    Random videos

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    Hobbies Hentai

    While I don't necessarily disagree with the description that study gives of the state of hentai, I do feel it loses me entirely when it calls for state regulation. Getting the government to throw people in prison for looking at cartoon porn is not ever something I can get behind.
  14. Slidey Boi

    Computer & Internet Related @ them ask how their day is going

    @The Gays From LA How is your day, fren?
  15. Slidey Boi

    What is the best animal? (poll)

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    weird things i find on the internet

    https://medicine.exeter.ac.uk/media/universityofexeter/medicalschool/research/neuroscience/docs/theeyesmind/Blake_Ross_April_2016_facebook_post_Aphantasia.pdf I was absolutely fascinated by this.
  17. Slidey Boi

    How did you discover the Onion Farms?

    Same here. I remember hearing about it when Kengle posting on here was the primary source of Chris news in jail.
  18. Slidey Boi

    Christory Chris is no longer in custody.

    Hide your grannies.
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I like the smily onion... people like cute characters.
  21. Slidey Boi

    Are you moving over to OF or posting on both KF/OF?

    It seems @Give Her The D has made up her mind on this.
  22. Slidey Boi

    Hobbies Hentai

    Very interesting. I never really watched La Blue Girl, although I certainly heard about it back in the day. Most of what I've seen hasn't been along the lines of actual proper anime with plots, but just hentai online. In my opinion its the sort of thing a teenager can indulge and get fascinated...
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

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    Christory What do you think Chris is gonna do, when his mom dies?

    His life is going to look very different. He's going to be much more private, probably online less, and much more spiritual. With no real companionship, he will worship himself.
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    Hobbies What're You Reading, Nerd?

    I've been listening to Plato's The Republic. Highly recommend. It really does take a thorough approach to debating some fundamental issues about life and government.
  27. Slidey Boi

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    As long as Josh keeps the site up, people will flock to it. I do believe they are past their prime though, and may yet see their membership somewhat wane.
  28. Slidey Boi

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Not to be a negative Nancy but we are still a tiny dwarf compared to KF. Despite having many registered members, we have less than 20 active members at any given time. It seems most people here use for a while before going inactive, may or may not come back periodically, or just lurk without...
  29. Slidey Boi

    Meta Happenings Thread 2023

    Kengle has been nominated as the antichrist! Wow, who would have known? This is courtesy of the latest jail visit with Chris Chan. As our Messiah, Chris would know, after all.
  30. Slidey Boi

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    Well you couldn't be an incel then I suppose. But you may be an autist. By the way, did you know that self-identifying as an asexual is strongly correlated with autism spectrum disorder? Add that to the fact that female autism is very under-diagnosed.
  31. Slidey Boi

    Joshua has tragically passed away

    As if on the wings of an angel, our sweet boy has left this world for a better place. I'm sorry your time on this earth had to be filled with so much strife and persecution. You spent your time championing a noble crusade, and it seems that battle was too much for you to bear. We never did see a...
  32. Slidey Boi

    Religion & Psychology & Personal Atheism and Theism...

    Are you going to join us and weigh in?
  33. Slidey Boi

    Limited Public Individual @EHole the Pick-Me

    OF would benefit from his experience managing a huge forum for when we get to that size.
  34. Slidey Boi

    Limited Public Individual @EHole the Pick-Me

    @Neko Rights Activist I think this is a travesty, don't you? OF should diversify and have a neko shota on staff in order to provide more representation to marginalized neko minorities.
  35. Slidey Boi

    Chuck Norris Jokes

    Remember back when these were all over the place? Good times. I miss when memes were actually funny instead of the joke being its intentionally unfunny.
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    Hobbies Speedrunning General

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    Classical Music Thread

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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Our user base isn't that big and there's no real advertising. People go inactive as often as they join. Same number of active participants at any given time despite the total user growth. So why split it up and divide us further?
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    Meta Random txts

    Null said: "I honestly hate the British more than I hate trannies. At least trannies are mentally ill. English people have no fucking excuse for being so fucking vile."
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    Religion & Psychology & Personal Atheism and Theism...

    I do believe in God personally and identify as a Christian. Although I say that with some hesitancy, over the way my conduct online is perhaps not the best representation of all that a Christian could or should be. There are a few reasons for my belief. The first is that my belief has had its...
  41. Slidey Boi

    Computer & Internet Related teaclips appreciation thread

    Could you elaborate? Banned from what?
  42. Slidey Boi

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    no u
  43. Slidey Boi

    Computer & Internet Related Openshot Video Editor - HELP I'M STUCK!

    So I got a new computer and this is my first time using Openshot on it, and my computer seemingly can't handle it. This is despite my new computer being superior to my old one in every way, and 5 years younger. I'm not married to the program, its just the only good quality free video editor I...
  44. Slidey Boi

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    To be fair, I think as an ex-pat living in Europe himself, Josh is aware that not all people living in England are really British. He probably leaves the door cracked for people like @Trollcow
  45. Slidey Boi

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Null said: "I honestly hate the British more than I hate trannies. At least trannies are mentally ill. English people have no fucking excuse for being so fucking vile." Wow, I think we have the best quote of 2023 already in the first month. @【ＶＯＩＤ】 can we put this on the front page or...
  46. Slidey Boi

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    @Neko Rights Activist What do you think this? Hnng 😍
  47. Slidey Boi

    Britney Spears Britney Spears Has Meltdown in Restaurant

    That video honestly doesn't really show anything. I read that a lot happened after this, but this is just what they got on film.
  48. Slidey Boi

    Music Related & Entertainment Last of Us (T.V and games)

    I must be too jaded, but I didn't really enjoy the game... Its probably fine in general, but I just really found the whole story about the heartwarming budding friendship between the cynical old man and the young girl who is the 'chosen special' one just too cliche for me. Combine that with...
  49. Slidey Boi

    Ciara Scalia-Hirschman / AKnottyPrincess / KnottyFairy

    ... don't look at those videos. Don't let curiosity get the better of you. I need some brain bleach. Moreso from the thumbnails of 'related' and 'suggested' videos of all kinds of things happening with giant horse cocks up close and that I could have lived without seeing...
  50. Slidey Boi

    Candice potter smash or pass

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    Cowsphere Debate User PixelateThat on whether Pokimane is the best twitch thot or not.

    @PixelateThat Okay, real talk here bud. Tell me in all sincerity, what makes you so devoted to this woman, other than her flirtatious nature? Imagine if a guy did or said the things she does, would you find it pointless? That's how you know its all your inner horny teen boy thinking. Imho, she...
  52. Slidey Boi

    Gaming Anyone excited for the new Mass Effect game?

    Nah, it'll be even worse if that's possible. Live service game where you are encouraged to buy lootboxes containing randomized cosmetics. You gotta have a subscription active, and be playing with three friends, in order to access exclusive missions. Shepard is only unlockable after either...
  53. Slidey Boi

    Kiwifarms On The Internet #dropkiwifarms general

    Is this thing still going? I feel like they just kinda gave up after KF came back online.
  54. Slidey Boi

    Ciara Scalia-Hirschman / AKnottyPrincess / KnottyFairy

    ... I wonder if you just uploaded it to Youtube as an unlisted, link only, video it would just stay there. No human on Youtube would see it and it might be so unusual with the dog and everything, that the auto filter wouldn't detect it as porn.
  55. Slidey Boi

    Ciara Scalia-Hirschman / AKnottyPrincess / KnottyFairy

    On a side note, I think the thing that infuriates me the most about her is not the fact that she fucks dogs or that she lied about being Jewish.. its that she actually thinks its illegal to share links to her old content just because she says she doesn't want it shared anymore. You made it...
  56. Slidey Boi

    Terry A Davis

    "Hi, my name's Terry A. Davis and I'm the smartest programmer in the world, told by God to make his digital temple." You're damn right you are, King.
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    What are you listening to right now?

  58. Slidey Boi

    Pokemon protagonist Ash Ketchum and his loyal sidekick Pikachu are leaving the show after 25 years.

    Thank God. He's been stuck in limbo as a 9 year old for over 20 years. This is almost as bad as the Simpsons at this point. The continuity is so snarled its beyond repair, all just to keep him perpetually stuck in one place. His pokemon, Pikachu in particular, get stronger through the season and...
  59. Slidey Boi

    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    How easy is it to make a troll Twitter account and get it verified? like do you just have to pay $8 or do they ask for some kind of proof of identity?
  60. Slidey Boi

    What's The Worst Mainstream Websites And Why?

    Over-zealous Discord mods are indeed annoying. I've seen them jump down people's throats for similar reasons. Oh God, a conversation veered off the main title topic and they didn't immediately move to another server to continue the conversation! Or, oh no people are having a disagreement! Time...
  61. Slidey Boi

    United Kingdom Cleveland Police says furry fan-art was 'innocent'

    Is it possible for a non autistic to be a furry? Real question. Nearly every one I've heard talking irl and online give off the red flags of aspergers. I'm including ones I see before knowing they are furries.
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    I’m a trainee accountant – no-one expects what I wear under my work shirt and skirt

    Stunning and brave, godspeed Olive Skin Baby.
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

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    Kardashian Clan Cardi B

    Peacock is still around? I thought that dumpster fire went under in 2020. I'm with Cardi B on this one. Don't forget that prior to Caylee's death, Casey Anthony searched in Google "fool-proof suffocation."
  65. Slidey Boi

    Drama & Popcorn Grant Sikes: Transwoman Rejected from Every Sorority at the University of Alabama

    That's quite the sense of entitlement on display here. Do what you want with your own body and identity, but you can't demand others to bend over backwards for you.
  66. Slidey Boi

    That Hoe Over There...

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    United States Starbucks Worker Suspended After Black Woman Says Her Coffee Order Read 'Monkey'

    @Empresa Please for the love of God, fix that post. No need to have all of that bullshit like suggested articles, links, and ads at the bottom... C'mon you know better than this. That is pretty funny though. Probably worth getting fired to pull that off.
  68. Slidey Boi

    Russia Vladamir Putin Derangement Syndrome (Is he sinking into lolcowdom)

    BRICS could have obtained dominance over the UN by playing it smart, rather than this futile war. Leveraging their superior resources, trade embargos and tariffs punishing the rest of the world, abstaining from using the petrodollar, etc. But no, they want to sit on their ass, with 1/3 of the...
  69. Slidey Boi

    United States US federal judge denies 19-year-old’s request to attend her father’s execution

    This sounds pretty shitty... but... the quote from the Missouri office sounds like allowing her to attend would delay the execution. They talk about delaying the victim's closure. It probably is the case that the daughter was not only asking to attend the execution, but asking for it to be...
  70. Slidey Boi

    Religion & Psychology & Personal NSFW I got sent home from work for my outfit – I don’t understand but people agree I’m showing too much skin

    Perhaps since the male-to-female ratio in China is about 10-1, they require all women to dress like nuns in order to prevent the sexually frustrated men from salivating at the lewd sight of ankles and shoulders. Same thing in India.
  71. Slidey Boi

    United States Florida police prevent 'mass casualty' event after stopping woman from driving car through 5K route

    ...this is news? A non-event? Man, they must be getting really desperate for clicks.
  72. Slidey Boi

    United States Axl Rose Hits Fan in the face with Mic

    The most shocking thing is that 'fans' still want to go see GnR concerts. I immediately associate their big hits, like 'Sweet Child of Mine' and 'Welcome to the Jungle' with really generic corporate music seen in movies and commercials.
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    Before:2013

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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    It is ultimately everyone's responsibility. I've been blessed with a fast metabolism and have never been overweight, but as a dirty American i know many overweight and obese people. While we all need to be accountable for our own choices, living healthy in the US is a real uphill challenge...
  75. Slidey Boi

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh is obese? He wasn't last time I saw. Does anyone have a recent picture of that?
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    Gaming What make you hate the modern AAA gaming scene?

    One issue i see is flow state. Play classic Sonic and you get in the zone, twitch controls, intense focus. Reaching top speed is a reward for having good reactions, since its risky. It takes practice to blow through a level in a short time. Modern Sonic is like, let's have levels where you lose...
  77. Slidey Boi

    United States Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes sentenced to more than 11 years in prison

    Its more time than I expected, so I'm glad for that, but still not enough. She'll serve like 5 and get out on parole. Anyone who follows American Greed knows that for large scale fraud, they usually get the book thrown at them. Often more than murder. Unless you're a woman, then you get like...
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

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    Debate the balloon fucker on KF, CP, America, and Onionfarms being a communist website

    I can't help it! They stare at me and call my name. I don't want to hump them until I orgasm but that's the only way they stop talking. @MylarBalloon123 do you have any advice for me?
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    Christory What If Chris Was Neurotypical

    Interesting thought experiment. In my opinion, he wouldn't be a lolcow. I don't see him writing Sonichu and posting childish drawings online at 25. He would have been able to mature in a more normal way despite his upbringing. He'd still be socially awkward, a nerd, and a bit of a spoiled...
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