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A Twitter user published a Google Doc explicitly blaming the Kiwi Farms for harassing Byuu. No evidence of this harassment exists.
Byuu had a 13 page thread on the forum...”
lol, ok
Josh helping Chris plan his trip to Seattle is just amazing. So KF has gone from “no trolling plans” to “don’t touch the poop” to “okay I’m a lolcow’s personal assistant now because my site needs traffic.”
“OnlyFans whores are ruining the entire fucking world. If you are on OnlyFans you are worth less than shit to me. Whores deserve nothing. I pray that God exists if only so whores will burn in hell.”
lol he maaaaaaaaaad
There’s like 3-4 actual funny cows but they’re buried under mountains of unfunny threads about random weirdos on the internet. The site went from laughing at funny people to documenting every weird idiot out there.
Everyone walks the lonesome valley alone. Do you think you’ll get bonus points if there’s someone there watching you check out? What a silly thing to worry over.
People got autistic about doxxing. It became and end in itself and not a means of producing lulz. The whole site really just stopped being about funny shit and I don’t even know what it is now.
Josh’s trad turn comes from him latching onto every singe dumbfuck NEET trend that makes the rounds. Whether it’s being an ironic Nazi, being a real Nazi, being a crypto sperg, or wanting a tradwife to serve you tendies, Josh will be there for it. I assume the “biological imperative” thing is...
If having kids is important to you, you should try to have kids. If it's not, you shouldn't. Worst thing you can do is saddle yourself with kids you don't really want because of some autistic "biological imperative" theory.
His life arc is even more absurd if raising a family was his goal. Running a cyberbulling site from a basement in Slovambovia is not an optimal way to get there.
honestly I think this may be why he’s been so obsessed with deathfats lately,: he can still look down on them. Like, sure he’s fat and permanently unemployable but at least he’s <400 pounds.
I think there were a lot of people who knew but played along to keep the kayfabe going. Deagle Nation was the best thing to happen to the Farms since Chris, of course Null had to play along.
The funny thing is there’s probably legitimately decent places in Africa or Central America that Josh could set up shop and run the Farms, if only he wasn’t a dumb Florida who’s terrified of any place that’s not 95% white.
Man, doxxing trannies is Null’s entire life plan. Most people spend their 20’s setting themselves up so they’ll have a career of some kind, Null’s plan is to run Kiwifarms and sit around in some Eastern European basement for the rest of his life railing about trannies and catbois. Even...
Null almost certainly has some kind of low-key tranny fetish, right? He’s like one of those Christian guys who won’t stop spazzing about gays, you know no one is obsessed with shit like that if they aren’t going through some deep internal conflicts.
I started reading at about the time Chris’ house burned down. CWC drama was dying but Deagle Nation kept me hooked.
Now its like thousands of cows that I don’t understand or find funny. The obsession over doxxing trannies is weird. I follow Jack Scalfani because he’s still producing funny...
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