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  1. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    look i need to complete my kiwi love quest ok??
  2. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    me he needs to calm down and snap into a slim jim
  3. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I actually agree with his logic that it wouldn't be conductive to the site to have something like that hosted on it. However, he seems to shift between the proper approach to people getting angry about him on onionfarms ("who cares, people can have their gay clique to vent about me") and to an...
  4. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    first taylor, now this? april showers bring big downers
  5. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH MASTER manipulator at work
  6. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ngl IS IT GONNA BE AS BAD AS BOSNIA 95 cracked me up
  7. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I don't think this is the worst thing in the world for his end-goal, just an issue if he only goes half-bore. It seems like he's trying to figure out if there's some way that he could get away without having to implement certain restrictions to content posted on the site by hosting it outside...
  8. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Mostly depends on what the judge's temperament is in my understanding. I know a few folks who do some of the video recording for cases, so I could ask them what the procedure normally looks like. I do imagine with the coof it's generally fucked though Honestly, just get someone in the weeb...
  9. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I don't necessarily mind that because it can dredge up real winners, like Lou. Though I admit that another problem is indeed brought up when everyone starts a-logging the topic, like Lou. On the whole it's a consequence of the times and means that this entertainment medium has become like any...
  10. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yeah, he gave @Other_Panther his kf account login info. It was pretty funny.
  11. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    how could you verify? generally people concerned about the well-being of their family do not post revealing information in sketchy places, or encourage people who would publish their information online to do so we are generally careful not to do that specifically I have assumed this was going...
  12. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    so what was the ratio of your socks : his responses to get that, and do you believe he was being truthful if you are concerned about people looking into you, why do you continue to make sock accounts
  13. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Haven't you tried to do the exact same thing to that karl guy like fifty times? So are you not upset despite making upwards of hundreds of sock accounts? Genuinely, how many have you made? I can tell you haven't watched red letter media, but I invite you to email the gang about it
  14. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    so who has gotten insanely upset
  15. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    apropos of what? have you gotten a single person to express remorse even just a little bit? yes
  16. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Just five more socks and the windmill will topple, go get em
  17. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    if kiwi farms isn't evil incarnate, then someone hasn't actually been spending upwards of 20 to 30 hours a week hunting dragons
  18. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Well, more 'the zero.' Zero is a feminine noun, hence the feminine pronoun 'die.' 'Das' and 'Der' (masc/neut) refer to something other than the number.
  19. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He has at times mistaken certain users for other users. I believe his referencing the email appeal is a means of suggesting he isn't entirely sure on this course of action.
  20. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    don't let anyone say I won't help a homie out
  21. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    this was sublime and majestic. i think i might steal this OC tomorrow
  22. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    ....son?
  23. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  24. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    already did, your turn
  25. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    MGS was ps1 breh, but I could look to see about the 2/3 isos Granted PS2 was the most-made system in existence so they're like $30, an upscaler's easy to buy for modern tvs as well. Unless you mean that MGS2/3sub don't hold up today, because you're a retard if that's what you're saying
  26. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    lol if you can't run a ps2 emulator you need to upgrade from a used potato There are games from that era that I'd really like to see more attention being drawn to. Honestly the RE2make makes me hopeful people will realize that old-ass survival horror was a fun formula. SH2 is the best game...
  27. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Lol fat!

    too fat for me
  28. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    who would ever call a jannie a comrade? unless... are they not even paying you at the IRA
  29. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    no, japan is. here's my proof:
  30. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    all the african kingdoms civs are surprisingly good, ethiopians with their roid archers and big dick onagers especially I just watch other people play competitively rather than drill myself about getting the perfect dark age action/build order down though
  31. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Lol fat!

    have a pity for poor chubby chasers like myself, for the plague of 'fat with attitude' and body positivity/haes has utterly poisoned the well at least i get to laugh when they're blindsided by extreme health issues in their 30s i guess
  32. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    i have a copy of tractatus logicio philosophicus laying around the house to read, this reminds me to read it
  33. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The Farms aren't a bad accomplishment in the slightest, warts and all. They just don't really do anything for him on the life-course he seems to want for himself, which is a rather curious one indeed - a grass is greener kind of situation? The dream tradwife isn't going to really be keen on that...
  34. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    There have been a fucking lot of them cropping up lately, which leads me to think that a watering hole for teenage incels got shut down somewhere and the lol so edgy humor pipeline tunneled them in. I've only been around since late May of last year, but within that period the last month or so...
  35. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    my biological imperative is to grill and smoke cigars jewsh thinks too much about this shit
  36. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Have you listened to the band? It's appropriate. The way they wasted satch's guitar playing is damn shameful Only a mong would admit to liking it
  37. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    too late, cockvored it all before the libtards stole it from me
  38. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    guys i just made some nice soup this means WW3 for fucking sure
  39. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    bros, bros, we're SUPPOSED to be seething about null and the kiwifarms, not each other:feels:
  40. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    A&H Inauguration Meltdown thread

    I had a lot of fun mining salt in those threads. Good times, good times.
  41. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Power Metal is good when it's just campy fun and virtuosos showing off, but any of it that takes itself seriously is kindof bleh. I like Ayreon because it's stupid and goofy and doesn't make any bones about it But then you've also got picks that seem like they're a slight step up from Disturbed...
  42. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He posts a lot of power metal in the WAYLT thread. Trivium is, like... idk how to describe them, kindof like the 'pop' version of their particular genre. I think I was into them when I was 13
  43. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    he has been rambling about how dumb women are while everyone else is talking about fighting games
  44. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Reinstate {o}P or whatever the fuck he's called now.

    who oooooooOOOOohhhHHHH FUCK I ADDED A DAY
  45. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Our good friend kekofthebest has created an informative spreadsheet for us to know how his love quest is going. It's a google sheets sheet, so remember to open it incognito - or have big enough nads to have it in your viewing history.
  46. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    kiwifarms.cc pedo ring

    The closer it gets to "twitter without restrictions," the closer it gets to being twitter. Social media is cancer even if you can anonymously say r**dy p** on it Programmers with political opinions has always been a great combination for sizzling hot takes. Throw in the programmer socks and...
  47. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I'm pretty sure this user has a fairly-active account here. I have had some issues with the forums' image insert thing lately. It won't work when I first post it, but when I use the edit function to delete the original version and re-upload it, it works.
  48. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

  49. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    On the contrary, someone bought it for me because I made them go hehe haha hoho by arguing with speds about politics witness me
  50. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I use the drink for that purpose, because I make full belly fat man laughs when I drink Also only people with disposable income or the patronage of people with disposable income should be allowed to laugh
  51. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    and just who do you think coated those anime figurines in their semen?
  52. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    my pathetic retards could beat up your pathetic retards
  53. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    guess it's up to me to save the soul of the modern world by posting in the autistic thunderdome about how i hate women & minorities no need to thank me
  54. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    People in their late-20s early-30s now were 18/19 around 2010. I did plenty of stupid shit around that age, sure, but it was the kind of stupid shit you learn something from, like agreeing to do a 3am college radio slot. Not shit like asking how I can write an apology to my mom or saying nigger...
  55. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    If they're 13 or 14? Sure. If they're 18 or 19, fuck no that's a level of retardation that shouldn't exist outside of the genuinely handicapped.
  56. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Despite claiming to be 18 or 19 or something, I'm pretty sure that he's like 13. Bubbly Sink also didn't strike me as someone who was actually 19, nor did that idiot that shared his fucking shitty fanfiction. Nor does Gentleman Gamer. Which means they're probably all fucking 18 or 19 in all...
  57. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I still refuse to believe it was just mixing medication with bud light seltzers. How do you get drunk off of bud light seltzers
  58. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    The bit about retards trying to melt snow was interesting, and I wasn't familiar with Pam's background before the show. But it was pretty filler
  59. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The good lord provides us with halal meat. Though I would let this one continue to grow big and beautiful. Also probably r/incels and shit like /r9k/ or whatever. These people genuinely brainwash themselves
  60. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I convinced him the hymen was found in the balls. Let me find it... here.
  61. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Yeah, I do think they're genuinely not very bright. They're... nice, at least, I guess? But they just say some of the stupidest, strangest shit. ILoveBeef also continually brings up shit from No More Heroes 2 and spergs out for everyone to see - the antagonist is named "pizza bat," so if you...
  62. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'm a member of the feeder club peasant, don't assume I'm one of you swine
  63. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    who does null want to doxxxx
  64. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    your PFP+toonme.com. post results.

  65. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    oh my gooooooooooooooooood However, the terrorist's demands have not been met.
  66. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    por que no los dos
  67. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    And he gets called on it, hopefully enough to learn to calm himself down eventually. He successfully baits people very often, but himself gets successfully baited very often. I have no idea why people still get mad at secret watcher's hats.
  68. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    it's the autistic culmination of everything i learned by reading the "proof" over the course of the post-election :tantrum: I mostly just don't want him to cling onto that thread after he's been ejected from every other one for doomposting - I think he annoys TDS too i am still fully in favor...
  69. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    asians don't exist outside of my animes and chinese cartoons
  70. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    You get 8 pages of results for searching Dom's name and either "woke" or "sjw". I think Dom has a crush
  71. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The impression of many was just that he was tarding out everywhere, particularly on the profile pages of anyone with an attractive female avatar. However, Sig's hypothesis that it was moogetrooget seems likely. He's not so retarded he doesn't use a VPN, though Ride said "Not 100% certain, but it...
  72. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Red Letter Media

    either for low blow or purely for robot in the family
  73. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    are you a lolcow?

    I'm two lolcows, actually
  74. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    yes, i mean to suggest that they are growing fat off of eating true & honest women who attempt to use the internet in order to preserve their monopoly I know it's a joke but it's too real of a joke
  75. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    is the reason there are no women on the internet that these culprits keep eating them
  76. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    any hole's a goal lot of genuinely unironic incels posting their bizarre meltdowns there lately. it's good eatin
  77. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    this is a judgment-free zone
  78. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    LOLs from the Supporters Forum.

    I feel like that thread is an acceptable "here's my blog" because it is jam-packed with schadenfreude goodness and just the most bizarre swamp creatures imaginable. The insane indian agp guy who wants to dress up someone who looks just like him and admits to being a hugless virgin in his profile...
  79. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    If a man fused to his chair by sores can score fat unwashed internet weirdo pussy, there's hope for my love quest yet I have long since accepted that I'll never understand the majority of kf users, but I don't understand why you would make fucking users a hobby or a passion project
  80. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I don't understand the reference, is he another based whale hunter? please enlighten me or call me a dumb retard
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