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Ralph managed to get both Sargoon and Milo Yiannopolous for a big gay gamergate 10th annivesary show and Null is absolutely steamed. I suspect that Null is super Jealous that in his time of dire need most people are sick of him and ready to let him hang by his own petard whereas Ralph who's...
The part I talked about should be timestamped to the video I posted not sure about the "unfuck your sister" part though. Thats pretty grim im glad I didn't hear that.
The Alyssa Mercante has hit the lolcow forum and thus the public areas of the forum meaning that Null is goading her into...
So I listened to it and what he actually does is bring up a pic of her when she was a little girl contrasts it with her now and says "I think we ll know what happened" so he only heavily implies she was molested as a child he doesn't outright say it. still pretty weird josh.
From the MATI stream today. Josh says he need the Kiwi Farms to go "Big Boy Mode" not only to make more money but to become a larger site. He is asking "sympathetic journalists" to credit him in their articles so that he can use the citations for Wikipedia.
He sounds so desperate and afraid its...
Looool. Ok so MATI isn't done so there isn't clips yet but Josh thinks the conspiracy he was talking about in regards to Alyssa Mercante's lawyers is that they are connected to LFJ and Josh thinks LFJ is bankrolling lawsuits against the farms.
I didn't even think about that . Jorsch laughed real hard when Rekieta got a Lady named Aliesha Sweep is he ready to deal with Sonichu Attorney at law?
ahah the other guys name is Uncyk too. Sonichu Eunuch? T
My conspiracy mind? Im thinking Josh is saying stuff like this almost hoping people bring up the KF pedos so josh can disingenuously go "Look I banned MY pedos" nevermind that they were there for years in full view.
Josh just full out tells lies and relies on KFs status as some kind of lore...
Josh's paranoia gets the best of him and he believes a conspiracy is afoot as he recognizes the lawfirm which is representing Alyssa Mercante from some unknown prior interaction. He seems a little shook as he doesn't expand any further.
https://archive.ph/urhZq
KUSK is the acronym of Mercante's...
From The Alyssa Mercante Legal thread. It has become apparent that Alyssa or one of her legal team has a KF account and the Farmers are getting paranoid wondering who it could be.
Josh making some statements about how you should immediately get rid of pedos and investigate all claims of it but we know that is not true. There are many pedos on the farms but lets take a look at possibly the longest and most prolific pedo poster allowed on Kiwi Farms. Tommy Tooter...
And by his own logic all the criminal detractors should be gathered on a single website of their own creation to do their misdeeds so that no one is affected by the fallout but them.
If these people are doing all kinds of criminal stuff it would be a mistake to think that Josh's heavy...
Josh just asked DSP why he had a pedo in his streams. JOSH YOU HAVE SEVERAL PEDOS ON YOUR SITE.
DSP waffles on why he hasn't banned the pedo and Josh says you have to ban pedos as soon as you find them. So why did you have a pedo on your site for years Josh?
Discussion is breaking down a little bit as DSP asks Josh why he doesn't take down parts of the site that have become a problem namely his own lol.
LOOOL PHIL CALLS KF "THE ULTIMATE SAFE SPACE"
Josh says lolcows should want the KF to stay up because people hate him so much he is under...
Null telling people to chill in chat no one is asking him to be hostile btw.
DSP is asking Null about KF now lol and Null calls himself "The Top Dog"
DSP asks if null wants harmful info on KF. Josh gives a waffling answer about it not being his fault if people's info gets out.
PPP is asking Josh to explain the rift between him and the users on the DSP board.
DSP is saying he doesn't beg and no one is challenging it including Josh lol. I don't even care about DSP and even I know he begs
Josh asking incredible softball questions. At one point he asks Phil how he feels...
Josh and Phil are on now. Lol Phil says he doesnt want this to be an attack session.
Phil says he is talking more to people now because people especially KC are more receptive and positive. Josh says he's talking to KC because they just shit on other people with him. He sounds jealous when he...
Kiwis turning on PPP for his opinons on copyright, clippers, DSP and Sons of Kojima. Guess what KC you are the next Dick Masterson once Null gets tired of defending you to the Kiwis.
Yeah I wouldn't have mentioned that
It even brings questions like is Hardin a disgraced alcoholic retard who is desperately using the KF to rehabilitate his own terrible image? Terrible plan I know but maybe noone else would hire him.
Also brings new light to the aborted supreme court stuff...
Whoa wait when was it confirmed that Null left europe?
Remember at the start of this month Null was claiming to be stuck in an airbnb in a foreign country what does Fatta Whoria know that we don't?
I kept wondering cause Null has Repeatedly said that Hardin is "working for basically nothing". I guess all he needs is a few bucks for gas for his van down by the river.
Wew now this is interesting on the Tuesday edition of MATI last week Josh describes that Matthew Hardin his lawyer was almost the lead prosecuting attorney during the Chris Chan case but failed to be re-elected which presumably lead to a mental breakdown because as Null describes he became a...
Yeah it was a little tough for me to figure out cause Josh started banning some people I thought he really wouldn't but he no longer wants anyone on the site who can tell him anything. He doesn't want anyone tech savvy enough to question his site decisions, he doesn't want anyone with more...
EDit: SHieeet didnt notice that Ipreferpickles already posted. sry.
Null has once again woken up angry. Not sharing your bank details is just like a jewish trick man. Send Josh all your bank details *wink* *wink*
https://archive.ph/CGauD
Oho? You dare question Jorschuas sound financial advice...
Josh doesn't seem to understand that if the DSP board is a hoard of feral cats he's the crazy cat lady that hoarded them.
Watch as he cries bout unconnected randos getting doxed when it was HIS OWN FUCKING DOXING WEBSITE THAT ALLOWED THEM TO GET DOXED IN THE FIRST PLACE AND WHICH HE STILL...
Yeah one of Josh's main criticisms of the DSP board was that they didn't integrate with the rest of the site. To their credit though some areas of the site are openly hostile to new posters and none of them are known for welcoming new users who don't exactly know every bit of lore.
Josh reveals his twisted web of conflicting interests as he lets slip that the reason for his anger at the DSP board is because the DSP detractors in general have started a war with the Kino Casino, who Josh has an alliance with as you may remember, and some have even begun doxing KC paypigs...
Jorsch continues to rage at the DSP board contradicting himself the whole way and revealing his real motives for keeping the board up.
Josh angry that people are trying to discuss with him on a disscussion forum.
Josh writes more novels about how not mad he is.
I don't even know what he's...
Null is not a man and has no idea about other men so he vents like a woman and expects other men that had fathers to understand that he just wants to talk about his feelings and be heard. He doesn't want to be given advice he just wants to complain about his problems like an old lady.
Null is still fighting with the DSP board and it kind of seems like he wants to close it down as he is arguing that DSP isn't a lolcow. The reason for this will become clear here.
Null thinks if he can just get to 40, calm down and find a woman dumb enough to marry him he will definitely not be...
So the weirdest thing about this is that April's ex husband Aaron who was one of the members of the Rekeita polycule is being swept for by pretty much everyone on the Kiwi Farms side from Null to Kino Casino to that Fat Lawyer dude who Josh talks to sometimes. Thing is the guy was proven in the...
Mutahar made a video on the furaffinity hack and he mentions the redirect to KF where he says it lead to one of the sites highest traffic days. I am sure this is probably true but Josh will likely take this as some gross mischaracterization.
Josh is furious at the DSP board yet again for some unknown reason though hes probably just taking his frustrations with how poorly the rekieta trial went out on the dsp board.
https://archive.is/uDxBW
https://archive.is/MFvR5
Edit: more
Josh miserably copes and seethes about the kiwis appearance at the Rekieta trial on MATI today. Personally lambasting several users for their comments in the trial thread. Particularly the one about Rekieta's kids and the troon kiwis ass.
You're just mad that I do the job with style and class and you couldn't handle it.
You know what the difference between you and me is? I make this look good :cool:
Josh has a really weird simp moment for some young furry girl tramp even going so far as to look up examples of the dildos she claims to use on reddit. He for some reason feels the need to explain that she made false SA allegations because she's a crazy furry and not because she is a woman. This...
"AYO MAMMY HOW COMES YOU AINT GET DA CINNAMON CRISPIES? YOU BEST RUN YO ASS BACK TO THE STORE AND GETS ME MAH CEREALS. IF NOT IMMA KEELS YOU."
This was a dramatic renactment of a weekly occurence in the Moon household when Josh was a kid.
Not know enough to keep that kind of thing to yourself and offline at any age is a big yikes. I was never insecure enough to tell people my whole life story like Null did.
Everyone's family goes through something you don't go running your yap about it to anyone who would listen.
Josh flips his shit and locks the Rekieta trial thread to hide his and the kiwis shame. It's weird cause the thread wasn't really being shit up.
A kiwi gives some names to the faces we saw at trial. Something in me suspects this is a ruse though especially after some people said Rome's Rightful...
Null and the Kiwis are so perplexed and butt blasted over the result of the Rekieta hearing that they are beyond grapsing at straws.
"OH MY GOD HE'S DRINKING WATER IN AUGUST HE MUST BE ON DRUGS CALL CPS"
"CAN YOU BELIEVE THIS MANIAC IS EATING A PEANUT BUTTER SANDWICH????"
Kiwis also play into this so it's stupid for them to complain. When KF does something they feel is good it's 'US' 'WE', when a kiwi does something bad it's "We're a collection of individuals".
It can't be both when it suits you losers.
The Kiwis and Null especially Null has been desperately, DESPERATELY trying to claw back what they see as their turf from the new drama/lolcow spheres that have evolved on tik tok, youtube and elsewhere since covid. It's a losing battle since most people won't bother dealing with KF bullshit so...
The trial kiwis are going to break the farms. Null is going to get jealous of how much attention the troon is getting and all the other kiwis will probably start coming out with the obvious fact that this is poop touching and clout chasing.
Moving this party over here since its not about Josh. The Kiwis cannot stop talking about how flat the troon from the rekieta trials ass is. At first it's weird then you realize this is basically kiwis addressing the elephant in the room that this is a tranny in their very midst.
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