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  1. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Not enough nekoshotas. Get your shit right, algorythm.
  2. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    This is amazing. The rare times that I listen to MATI as background noise I keep a small sheet of paper close to me to take notes and timestamps of the few actually funny moments, most of the time, I don't bother to post anything of it, since I'm aware that most of you don't share my sense of...
  3. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That's cute, NPC thinks he's not an NPC because he's not autistic. Pathetic worm. Where? His youtube sockpuppet and odysee account have no new episodes since last week.
  4. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    IT'S NOT OK JOSH! IT'S FUCKING OVER. REJECT THE WHITEPILL, IT'S THE BLACKEST PILL OF THEM ALL!
  5. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    My source? You see, I made it the fuck up.
  6. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    The king of PHP is having a normal one in his court. Word has it that his rage steems from the fact he's impotent and thus unable to conceive an heir. Or as the burghers say "he gets no bitches"
  7. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    "I want to speak to the manager"
  8. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Christopher Ernest Welke / Cow Poly / Tapper7

    Holy shit lmao https://lolcow.farm/snow/res/1662925.html#1682183
  9. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Wait. WAIT. It's even better than how @Battle of Brainiac puts it. Josh has told his redditors to go annoy a random dude at a conferance in Belgrade JUST BECAUSE that random dude was mentioned in a leak that he received of internal mails of Zayo. :story: :story: :story:
  10. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Wait what? That sounds interesting, you're gonna actually make me read his blogpost lmao. Yeah.
  11. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Is someone keeping count on how many hours days this retard has gone without acting like a battered wife? He tends to repeat himself so often on these it's no longer funny for me. Something something about an underage person associated with Trans Lifeline raping someone. Something something...
  12. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Kiwifarmers, our website is in grave danger. 503 errors are after us and we need your help. Post your full name, the last four digits of your credit card and its expiration day.
  13. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    It will never not be amusing to me how much of a self-assured retard Josh is. Elaine's own mother told him that Elaine was not cutting her thighs, he refused to believe it, and called her an enabler...
  14. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Contacting Chris/Christine

    Does the American jail system accept international mail? Armchair psychology aside explain to me what's the deal with Chris not being considered a True & Honest Tranny. He's "delusional" about his unclit? Guess what, 100% of trannies are. How does that change anything? Plenty of so called...
  15. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Public Figure - Niche RangerBoo / Paladinboo / Rebecca R Rheaume

    Hey RangerBoo / @PaladinBoo here's a headsup. Your gay paranoic posting about me is hilarious, just like Elaine's and Spooky Bones' were. However, unlike them, you seem to be EVEN MORE self-serious so I'm going to state the obvious just to ruin your delusion: There's no gayop, there's no...
  16. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Financial BS

    JOSH SECOND DOX ARC LET'S FUCKING GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Which tranny will go to his house to scream at him this time? PLACE YOUR BETS TROONIES AND GUNTLEMEN
  17. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    https://kiwifarms.net/threads/shit-i-actually-need-to-recover-from-the-mass-deplatforming-campaign.130356/#post-13019212 >be Pajeet >work at logistics in a mailing company >some chubby permanently butthurt loser wants to use your company to mail silver and patches >mailing silver and patches...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    JOSHUA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I'm absolutely and utterly shocked that Josh is a duplicitous snake that makes 180 degrees shifts.
  20. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Destiny/Steven Bonnell the II: Nazi Arc

    Chud Logic, deadbeat dad, smoke seller and professional Elizabeth the II stan has decided to have a Dream moment and confirm his facedox in Twitch con, outing himself as a British teeth haver and a hipster soyboy. But wait, there's more. Chud Logic has claimed that Keffals is extorting Destiny...
  21. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Now, this is some high brow analysis of Geopolitical dynamics. The perfect grammar gives even more gravitas to this 200 IQ take. Serious shit.
  22. Not enough minerals Not enough

    IP2 Related IP2 / PCMemes.net

    That was some fire content
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    Public Figure - Niche RangerBoo / Paladinboo / Rebecca R Rheaume

    RangerBoo is a literal who and a fellow unpaying tenant inside Ashley Hutshell Jankowski's brain, who claims he is a Twitch streamer. Apparently he alogs Keffals and the Gunt, but that's a dime a dozen in Kiwifarms so I ignore why this one in particular caught Ashley's attention. She's a...
  24. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    That TFW when the Naught sock doesn't find my shitposts to be high effort and shitposty enough.
  25. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh: "DON'T USE REACTION PICTURES ON MY WEBSITE" Also Josh: "let me use this reaction picture over and over, it really gets accross the battered wife impression I'm trying to give"
  26. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    your reading comprehension is about as good as Josh's tech skills.
  27. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Eating pizza is very tiresome. Not really, where are you getting this shit from exactly? Absolute lol at that. Keep feeding Josh's victim mentality like he feeds fat chicks, it's very entertaining.
  28. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Why in the actual fuck would you censor "nigger", you absolute nigger? Edit: this filter is gayer than a broken buck, Kengle.
  29. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Public Figure - Niche Desirée Speaker / Dollars2010 / Corgi Queen

    I like to poach "haram" lolcows on Kiwifarms but Animal Control is so fucking filled with them, like 99.99% if not 100% of the userbase, that it feels like cheating. Also, white girls fuck dogs.
  30. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Zed kept asking if wearing jackets is metrosexual. Josh got tired of him and decided to teabag and BRAAAP him to death. A technique he learned from the fatties he feeds. An eco-friendly version of Zyklon B.
  31. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Imagine talking with Blaine and coming off as gayer and more pathetic than him. NGMI.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Bye, bye, Kiwifarming gays. Drove my chevy to your dairy but your dairy was dry. And gunty old goys were drinking whiskey and soy. Singing: "This will be the day I حلال" "This will be the day I حلال"
  33. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Josh is one of the least charismatic individuals in the world, hearing him talk renders sleeping pills obsolete, he seems like the kind of dude who spent his entire academic life (which is short) unnoticed despite spending 6 to 8 hours every day in the same place with the same people every day...
  34. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    For the Trannyfarmers and other redditors here: that's not an schizopost, that's a reference.
  35. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    When KF fucks off for good I assume that Joshua will start sexually harassing random strangers for chump change like gypsy little girls do.
  36. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    I didn't intend to doublepost, I'm so sorry Israeli fujoshi janitor, I pinky pinky promish it won't happen ever again.
  37. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Woah, that's a lotta words.
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    Public Scenes & Meltdowns on Social Media Horse & Pony Shows on Social Media

    Sneakers? LMAO Trannies can't even bimbo right :story:
  39. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation KiwiFarms alternatives???

    Reddit LOL LOL "Old Internet" nostalgia is the fucking gayest thing ever, and so are you.
  40. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Public Figures - Horror Blaine Gaven Ross

    Onionbros, I can't believe Blaine found out that I'm James Patrick O'Shaughnessy and that I live in 4210 Wolfetown Rd, Cherokee, NC 28719. Here I was thinking I'm undoxxeable. Dayum, blackpilled again.
  41. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Linked CatParty

    I want to know more about this individual. Until I recently all I knew about Catparty is that: He posts incendiary articles, unclear if sincere or to give ammo to A&Niggers He was one of the members of Josh's gay clique and had a falling of it. But then Frederick Brennan claimed that...
  42. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Hans Niemann

    As an Aspie I quite enjoy playing some chess every now and then, and watching the pros do their insane stuff when I came accross one of the wildest shit I've ever seen in the chess world. Hans Niemann was a promising rising star in the chess world, at the age of 19 he has climbed the ranks very...
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    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    That's not an option within the Overton Window. Pick one: huge or very huge.
  44. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Josh, have you tried turning it off and on again?
  45. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Here's a political connondrum: is my cock huge or very huge?
  46. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    The antiwork janny, as you put it, was fucking retarded. Why in the actual fuck would anyone go to Fox News and expect its journos and audience to be reasonable?
  47. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    I suspect that the family emergency is his mom finding his hurtcore, vore and nekoshotacon porn collection. "man plans, God laughs" Literally a Jewish saying LMAO
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    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Correct, I don't and I do know respectively And I'm not reading any more of this diarrhea, fuck you.
  49. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Run-of-the-mill Kiwifarms tranny: "Kiwifarms is not a far-right website, sure, there are people who joke about fringe ideas but it's banter. I'm trans and I use kiwifarms" Josh, moments later: "Trannies and discord pedophiles are all part of a well-funded Jewish cabal to sterilise and mutilate...
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    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    The absolute state of the Mango Ranch
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    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    A Nohull Exclusive: Here's who dethroned Joshua Cope Moon, aka Null, PHP king and cornlord.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Null and Mad at the Internet

    There are at least 3 different people that go by that name in this context. Can you be any less descriptive? Further evidence that Josh has a verbal IQ equal to room temperature, he can't code, he can't write and he can barely speak.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    What the fuck is "mining shitposting"? Do you speak English?
  54. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Speculation The end of kiwifarms

    Hey look at what Josh is going to wake up this morning to.
  55. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    I agree, the death penalty would have been more appropiate.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Keffals / Lucas Roberts

    What's up with all these faggots and suing each other over the gayest shit? Vine? Who's that?
  57. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Aaaaand I just got banned from Poast :story:
  58. Not enough minerals Not enough

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    I hope this diagram of my own clears things up
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