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  1. Need For Sneed

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    You couldn't make this shit up. Good old random_text.txt delivers again!
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Not simping for Jersh here, but muh_moobs is a colossal faggot. Just sayin'...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Rackets is from Buttfuck Nowhere, Minnesota. Maybe AnOm is from Wisconsin?
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Moderators

    tbh I'm surprised the Q&A board hasn't been yeeted yet. It seems like one of Jersh's novelty boards rather than a True and Honest subforum.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    When I think of "throne room", I see this. Enough said.
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    >announces a cutback on subforums >creates new Pakistan subforum that nobody asked for
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    My understanding is that one of the FBI agents in question looks like this:
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    ngl I dip my toe into that part of the Farms from time to time. I don't know why I do that to myself. Masochism?
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    I can't see too many A&Ntards seeking refuge over here. Not unless they feel like getting the piss taken out of them if they get too blackpilled.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Seems legit Based.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I'll see your useless and raise you other things. What should I do? Shall I detail in Minecraft things I'd *like* to do? Nah. Should I go out and hurt people? Will that make things better? Nah, didn't seem to help last time. Should I pick and side and gleefully clap, prance, and hoot like a...
  14. Need For Sneed

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He has needs.
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    Sneks

    A trouser snek is still a snek, right?
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Meowthkip has handed in her mop. Jersh isn't sure what to do with the Tumblr subforum going forward. (archive) From the same thread (and tangentally related), L. Duse made this astute observation.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Moderators

    Obligatory.
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    You don't need to know why bear computer. Bear computer just is.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I grew up in a little town south of the Kentucky border... things were simple. You tended the farm, raised the herd... and if anyone gave you shit? Son, you beat the fucker down. You were a man. And under that hot alabama sun you learned the values of christ, america, and manhood- the missisipi...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I respectfully disagree. @SchizoNetwork is gay; there's no 'or' about it.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    In Minecraft.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    MLP is gay af. NTTAWWT.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Keeping new user registrations open when PULL imploded was a mistake.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Personally, I too understand both sides of the tiddy issue. On the one hand, you have those who like tiddies, and then they don't contribute in any real discussion. They believe as if the tiddies should be the signifier of their opinions and viewpoints and nothing more. They don't feel the need...
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yep, muh_moobs is a world class twat. He's not worth chimping out at; idk what Null thought he'd achieve by doing that.
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    Null 🥝 What happens when Kiwi Farms shuts down/what happens to Josh?

    lol calm down @Battle of Brainiac
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I have no intention of having sex before I'm married, myself. It's no-fly in the moral framework I strive to meet, and the potential risk of pregnancy in my position is too high. I actually decided that it might be less of a turn off if I scared off ladies from the idea of having sex with me by...
  28. Need For Sneed

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    The human penis is certainly among the finest in the animal kingdom. It is generally of robust, satisfying proportion, features subtle ribbing that provides sturdiness and enhanced sensation, has smooth, sliding skin which reduces friction and provides excellent mouthfeel, and is visually...
  29. Need For Sneed

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    American culture is centered around niggers. They have holidays for niggers. They killed hundreds of thousands of white men to free niggers. They listen to nigger music. They elect a nigger as their president. They dress and act like niggers. They draw the entirety of their modern culture from...
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I've heard good things about 1776 Hosting.
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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yep. From the famous Super Street Fighter 2 Turbo anime series.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    As we near 200,000 patriots here at our big, beautiful rally, I just wanted to to say gesticulating with thumb and forefinger cock, is one, of my favorite, tastes. crowd cheering I know, right? Not only that, but I gotta tell ya, balls smell amazing. That’s right, they smell amazing, they really...
  33. Need For Sneed

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    My mother is throwing me out on Christmas Eve. AITA? Apparently she is racist against the glorious nation of Nippon. Yes, she threw me out over anime. I’m convinced that she’s completely in the wrong and I want confirmation of this. I will be totally honest with the following turn of events...
  34. Need For Sneed

    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    In my early twenties- around the time of the genesis of Chris Chan- at the time I knew nothing of- I found myself mentally ill, bipolar, and homeless - having lost my shitty job of 2 years at the gas station - and not welcome back to the family home - I started the long process of the homeless...
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    Historical Figure 📜 Margaret Thatcher

    Apparently she's some lady that's not for turning.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    You gotta admit that Sherlock Homo is a pretty useful sticker tho.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I just saw @Busty O'Queef at a grocery store in Los Angeles. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for upvotes or anything. He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?” I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept...
  38. Need For Sneed

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Null Simp thread.

    PULL + about 80lbs = BP.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    I love how @Samoyed got the sister of the Bhutanese Passport guy to do the voiceover.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    The diaper on the "Tantrum" react is a nice touch.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I really, really, really hate people who crosspost on The Onion Farms and The Kiwi Farms. Kill yourselves. We're at a time when the community is shattered, and you assholes can't do anything except run away. It isn't the newfags from 2019 and 2020, either. Users with accounts all the way back...
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    Sneks

    ? = lolcows of the reptile kingdom. The late great Steve Irwin had their measure, though.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Off-topic, but good on @Kengle for dropping the whole @OnionNull BS. Great to see he's being his own man here.
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    Kaspersky

    Norton and McAfee are AIDS and cancer respectively. I wouldn't touch either of those with a 50 foot dildo. Windows Defender and a decent adblocking extension is sufficient for most use cases. Maybe Malwarebytes AntiMalware as well if you can't help downloading and installing random .EXE files...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Yet you're still more intelligent than Mr. 145 IQ Box'o'Sharts47.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Donald Trump was sitting in the back of the presidential escort. It was a beautiful hot summer day in Dallas. Everything was good. Suddenly, out through the window, he saw a person giving him the bird. Filled with utter shock and disbelief that someone would dare do something so brave, he...
  47. Need For Sneed

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    idk whether to laugh or cry.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    I sometimes imagine myself in the shoes of someone like you. How it would feel to be weak boned. To be so vulnerable that the slightest impact on my body could snap a bone like a rotten branch. Would I have known? Before it happened, surely you must have known? Did your bones speak to you, did...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    F
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 The Null Simp thread.

    Autism.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I think it was shortly after Jack Edelweiss was halaled that the thread went from laughing with BS/Satan and laughing at them.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    ngl I've been using Sherlock Homo as a proxy for Thunk-Provoking.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Hello Something Awful. First of all, I would just like to specify that this is not my account, this was loaned to me to make this post. I understand that account sharing is against the rules, but hopefully, considering the circumstances, an exception will be made. I will not be using this...
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    The "Your Hobbies and Interests" forum should be renamed "Muh Autism".
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    Computer & Internet Related bear computer

    That shit is autism wrapped inside cancer wrapped inside AIDS. Give me bear computer or give me death.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    The new Default theme is based. Whoever designed it is a champion. #respect
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    Onionfarms Drama Best (and Worst) of Chat

    Hmmm... it's almost as if chat without the usual suspects at KF shitting it up is actually NOT gay. @SIGSEGV @cjöcker ... idk if your jannie powers extend to chat, but if you could preemptively ban the usual suspects that REEEEEEE into the void that is the KF chatbox, that'd be great. Not...
  58. Need For Sneed

    Computer & Internet Related How to turbooverclock your processor

    On a related note, if you want to turbooverclock your autism, just start a PM thread with hundreds of users where y'all try to figure out how Trump can still win the 2020 US Presidential Election.
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    🎭 Drama Figure Eatdatpussy445 / EDP445 / Bryant Moreland

    Somehow I missed this video, though tbh I sometimes skip over the ones with less colourful titles. EDP doesn't seem like the paedo type... however he does seem like the type that'd do/say dumb shit without thinking it through.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Haha...you fool.....did you not know............that I am hard......so I go hard? " He'd shuffle into the shadows, donning his usual Sephiroth outfit that he'd kept for his days of Kiwi brutality, fully prepared to oppress the virtual masses of this cybernetic kingdom he called home. "I don't...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Jack Edelweiss / MrJokerRager halal thread when?
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Once taken place in a terribly dreadful time, there was a small cat-licking bird that lived on a not-so-big lane by my house whose name was Charles just like every other soul, male or female, that lived on my smelly, stinky, orange, old, rotten, messy, busted cul-de-sac between Belmont and Rose...
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    If I was in a room with Hitler, Osama Bin Ladin, and Isabelle from animal crossing, and I had a gun with two bullets. I would shoot Hitler and Bin Ladin just to get some alone time with Isabelle. Holy shit I want to put my rock hard cock in Isabelles tight dog pussy and eject a gallon of sperm...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Satan is doing God's work.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Josh is a good boy. He dindu nuffin.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    I'd respectfully suggest that in Desmond's case, it's his mother that's the lolcow (Wendylou). The way she whores poor Desmond out to degenerates to win asspats, not to mention the way she uses him to vicariously relive the wild '90s youth she always wanted but could never have. You can just...
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    🎭 Drama Figure Eatdatpussy445 / EDP445 / Bryant Moreland

    I unironically love this nigga (no homo). Hardcore Eagles fan that isn't afraid to dish out tough love. He also offers health advice to his homies. The real gold is on his second channel. This nigga is based and motherfuckin' redpilled.
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

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    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Coke Zero?
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    After I'm done with him, the owl will have no wings with which to fly. No eyes with which to see. No feathers with which to keep his body warm. The only thing he will have is a new butthole, perfectly sized for my new cock.
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    Computer & Internet Related The Suppository of all Copypasta

    Copypastas from here, there and everywhere. These could be established copypastas, or potentially new ones. I'll start. -- Don't rate this post autistic. I trusted Null I can pretty much trace my childhood and growth to adulthood alongside the sperging of Chris Chan/sonichu. It's funny how...
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    Drama Communities ResetEra

    ResetEra is what happens when you become too autistic for Reddit.
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    Historical Figure 📜 Conald Petersen / Fedsmoker / Saint Herkster / Herk Petersen

    The Herkster was the embodiment of living the American Dream. He was his own boss, he sought out injustices and put them right, and he was also a pussy magnet. Semper Fi, Herk.
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    Computer & Internet Related Is the thinkpad t410 still a good option in 2020?

    The T490 is pozzed to the point where it makes an M1 MacBook look good.
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    Computer & Internet Related Is the thinkpad t410 still a good option in 2020?

    T-series ThinkPads are based. Well, up until the T430. They started going downhill from the T440 onwards.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    ?
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    What are you listening to right now?

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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    idk why, but Null's voice reminds me of Joe Rogan for some reason.
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    I unironically agree. At least SIG puts his money where is mouth is.
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    All-Purpose Cooking Thread

    Not cooking, but cooking-adjacent. Some delicacies from Britbongland. ngl I'd unironically eat all of these. Don't bother turning subtitles on; YT's algorithm finds Northern accents just as baffling as the rest of us.
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