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The guy who fell for the crystals was on /b/, and it was almost certainly a shitpost. There was a guy on /k/ who made chlorine gas in his bathroom and took pictures as his skin started to blister and get fucked up. It was either real or a very convincing fake, but either way it was funny.

It's apparently for Space Station 13. Shame, it would have been hilarious to watch another retard gas himself like that one time on /k/.

This, /pol/ is a forum for BIG, BLACK COCK now.

You'll have to forgive @crocodile, he's a retard who doesn't care about lolcows. He's a retard who goes to Kiwi Farms for the sole purpose of discussing politics.

Cry more faggot.

Of course not, @crocodile doesn't "do the lolcow thing."

Seriously though, fuck off. Politispergs aren't welcome here.

Personally, I understand both sides of the sticker issue. On the one hand, you have those who give out neg-rates, and then they don't contribute in any real discussion. They believe as if the sticker should be the signifier of their opinions and viewpoints and nothing more. They don't feel the...

Not @Feline Darkmage lol.

He once threatened to ban me from chat for using Comic Sans for my messages there. I'm 100% serious. Edit: have some screenshots Methinks he took my shitpost thread a bit too seriously. And here's when he threatened to chatban me for using Comic Sans MS in chat lol

I guess this is going to be like TSIC in that you can make "off topic" shitposts in this subforum. If you make a shitpost that's on-topic/makes me laugh, I'm not likely to move it here.

I'm willing to help out, but running the site is a different matter altogether.

Until @OnionNull appoints an admin, he's the only one who can do that. In the meantime, I've updated @whistle blower's custom title.

One of my favorite King Crimson songs.

wtf I love pornhub now?

Not anymore :^)

Please be careful with Kiwi Farms/ultimate glowpost, though. I cannot be held responsible if you get a visit from the FBI over it.

I don't feel like downloading the zip file that I dumped on KF, so I've made a fresh archive of my copypasta folder. There are a few additions that weren't present in the KF dump, so enjoy. This will probably be the last time I dump my collection.

Knobslobbin is a gigantic faggot, so I'm leaving this here in case he shows up on Onion Farms. He also thinks that pederasty is great because it turns children into real men.

Chat messages don't load automatically if there are more than 10 people in it. You have to refresh the page.

And I would not have sex with them.

I'm sure that Null has well over 20k if you account for YouTube, Twitter, and Kiwi Farms users. JustinRPG would fall under the classic lolcow clause. I would also think the same applies to Kengle, but he doesn't seem too keen on a thread about himself here.

Why yes I do use ReadSea how could you tell?

lol @cjöcker does it FOR FREE

P50 Mobile Workstation master race

You're next, @A Friendly Hoovy.

It does't seem to be working for normal users.

No.

That depends on what you need the laptop to do.

From "Biting the hand that feeds": He also made a post in the thread to gravedance, but unfortunately @Bubbly Sink is a cowardly faggot and deleted the post by the time I went back to screenshot it. This is especially hilarious because he tried to act all buddy buddy on my profile multiple...

It was a usual night at the office. Just my indian v-dashes, slaving their ass off for minimum wage and doing unpaid overtime as usual. After they all went back to their tiny shared appartments, I decided to take a shower in the office gym. The showers, roomy with their black tiled floors and...

MacOS is gay and I would not boot into it.

First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity...

Yikes.

My glowpost was so radiant that the very mention of it draws retards like moths to a flame.

wtf

@snailslime reported for being underage

I want @snailslime to blow her load all over my face (in Minecraft)

That's what you do, though.

I'm pretty sure that I can.

Don't make me post your dox, Chris.

Where do you think we are right now?

Aside from some spelling/grammatical issues, you did fine. Formatting is all good.

Inciting illegal activity.

I'm just getting tired of typing out the explanation, sorry for snapping at you.

I answered this on the first page of this thread and people keep asking the question anyway.

Okay.

Shut up.

The full size versions of thumbnailed images cannot be viewed by guests. Clicking on thumbnails sends you to a login page with "You must be logged-in to do that" above the login form.

Windows 10 is bad and I would not boot into it.

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless...

You said there would be glowposting, but all of these people are dimmer than a dead light bulb covered in Flex Seal.

>not tagging him when you responded Coward.

The rest of him is blue, so it seems like a safe assumption.

How would you know?

lol he's got blue balls

I'm not going to answer that.

Perhaps.

You're right, it's a waste of keystrokes to sign those resolution/rejection messages. From now on, I won't worry about silly things like transparency or accountability. Eat shit, faggot.

As an introductory language? I'd say to go with C if you're not a brainlet.

You could always just learn both languages, you know.

Do you have any proof?

No

Why would you want to stop people from falling for bait? If someone went to the trouble of crafting bait, it would be rude to ruin it.

Let me break it down for you. Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on...

@OnionNull what's the current file size limit for attachments? I was trying to upload a 1.5 MiB image just a moment ago and it's saying that it's too large.

Imagine getting blown the fuck out by @{o}P lol

"Damn, there are a lot of Christian Weston Chandler's living at 14 Branchland Court..."

bear computer?

I can multipost without any cooldown between posts and put your shit thread in the trash

I like funny reports. I also like to share funny things with people. Don't spam joke reports though, otherwise I won't post the good ones for everyone to see.

There's a thread for this over on KF, and I loved the shit out of it. Kind of sucks that I won't have anything to post in this one, but I'll do my best to provide content for you fags to post here.