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Race/etnicitiy/religion/lgbt/neurodiverse. If you can rock with us, you are one of us. Individual Opinions expressed on the forum don't necessarily reflect official positions on Onionfarms.
Lamp = phone
Oil = fuel = desire
My desire lasted 30 years and 3 months of pure temptation in that Florida desert.
Time to boogie woogie.
Party on my Garth's.
Gay world, gay world, party time, excellent.
Whoo whoo whooo
You heard the news, through out the onions with salmonella if you're eating onions.
The Queens taking a break and has been resting since the Hunters moon as promised.
My god I love how much of a garbage fire this became.
I literally called it and I'm not a Laywer.
THE COLOR OF LAW IS WHITE AND BLACK REEEEEEEEEE THE FEDS ARE ILLEGAL!!!
Yes the government makes the rules you god damn idiots. Prove that they broke the law and you're out bitchessssss.
Am I...
Only a nazbol should be in charge of the camps and farms. The rest don't understand pain of the minority and just aren't funny.
The lines are not to be crossed or you'll get me. My backbone is crooked but strong. I'm still going into disability over it cause hey, I can. Anyone who's seen it...
Astrology is just numerology for women.
White culture sucks, and it can't be funny without punching down which like c'mon Dave Chapelle is an uncle Tom chasing some white bitch who's initials are JK. Bitch please like I'm sposed to call you a man when you simp for that bitch? Mug me faggot...
Too late.
We have won.
The antichrist was swallowed in his cradle two weeks ago. I locked him up myself, he did try to rape me after all.
Hohohohohohohohoho
Anywho, my prophecies are fulfilled, enjoy. I no longer care about being prophetic, nor important.
Sure I did.
Guess he isn't an Antichris, just another self centered fool trying to get clout instead of pull others up with him.
Let's not do subforums about the pets unless it's like info on how to care for animals. Even lolcow knows better than to rejoice on an innocents suffering. Animals...
Omerta means have some honor and pride in yourself.
Onionfarms should be for people that are honorable despite what they do for a living.
Hence why we have so many subcategories and I try to meme in the non opinion based ones.
Oh boo hoo someone with an IQ of 198 found out our little game.
Let's ban them over it cause they think it's gaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyy as AIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIDS.
Stop making fun of the mentally ill and disabled online jesus christ you fucking morons.
None of yall get special fag tags til Swordfish adds in a Shiney tag here.
Glowies are clout chasing retards. Shineys care not for personal glory, it's about appreciating the hivemind of humanity and harnessing it for good.
Oh and I have notes on my setting in there. My false notes excited...
How much you gonna pay for me to break my own rules and hex this bitch?
Fire and brimstone?
Pestilence?
Future sight mayhaps?
Seriously I'll fucking do it ahyuuuuck.
He won't be active again.
Erika here, what's up darlings?
Having fellow Magi join the site later btw.
The Kiwi thread came in handy as my ID was indeed stolen
Gatekeeping Heaven is greed.
Running Hell is pride.
Greed is far worse than pride.
I'm the bitch in the shadows of a moonlit night.
A dream witch, time Magi, and a clown of fright.
And all the witches of kiwi can't hope to compare to my pinky.
Any who wish to be Saint Peter aka have you seen this man in your dreams.
They're already trapped in hell forever.
Again.
All this was decided since the dawn of time.
It's anti or you wouldn't feel utter hatred the entire time.
Now....
Just how many would be Judases are there?
Ich bin Mephistopheles, define cow for me.
Words are mine.
Now.
Would you kindly.
Anyone who tells me lies before the truth was revealed is mine.
Silencer forever.
The...
Recontexualize my jokes and use them but don't just repeat them verbatim.
Theft of any kind just isn't funny.
Unless you steal from the dead, they just want honor, not material.
Im alive tho so yaknow, if someone kills me the whole world knows it's cause you're just jealous of my good looks...
Alright, who's trying to steal my unfunny jokes that I can recontextualize to be hilarious?
Hands up, I'm the cyber/ghost police and I just wanna fucking collab on some jokes.
But my mom's a criminally insane person and I need help getting away from her.
Replace all names I accuse with Cherie Sagil.
She probably told Lynze to abort the baby.
(Obvious joke)
That dirty nigger woulda exposed you all and you know it.
I don't kill but I'll toss any selfish fuck to the feds.
Like I just did, I'm the praying Mantis on the shadow of the moon at night.
And I always have two blades on me. I will defend myself and my family.
The whole world is my family.
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