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    Windows 10 thread

    It was a usual night at the office. Just my indian v-dashes, slaving their ass off for minimum wage and doing unpaid overtime as usual. After they all went back to their tiny shared appartments, I decided to take a shower in the office gym. The showers, roomy with their black tiled floors and...
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    Apple Thread

    MacOS is gay and I would not boot into it.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Sneasel's Spank Bank For Your Masturbating Pleasure

    First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity...
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    My glowpost was so radiant that the very mention of it draws retards like moths to a flame.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    @snailslime reported for being underage
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    I want @snailslime to blow her load all over my face (in Minecraft)
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    That's what you do, though.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    I'm pretty sure that I can.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    Don't make me post your dox, Chris.
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    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Kiwi Farms Thread

    Where do you think we are right now?
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    United States - Celebritysphere 🎬 Herschel "Guy" Beahm IV / Dr Disrespect

    Aside from some spelling/grammatical issues, you did fine. Formatting is all good.
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    I'm just getting tired of typing out the explanation, sorry for snapping at you.
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    I answered this on the first page of this thread and people keep asking the question anyway.
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    Onion Farms Review

    It's pretty hard to tell the difference given how often you bitch about everything.
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    Onion Farms Review

    Nobody is forcing you to stay.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Shut up.
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    The full size versions of thumbnailed images cannot be viewed by guests. Clicking on thumbnails sends you to a login page with "You must be logged-in to do that" above the login form.
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    Onion Farms Review

    Based on my brief contact with Onion Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer. Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender...
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    Who will be the first user to be banned on onionfarms?

    If the user is new enough, I can ban them for spam.
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    Who will be the first user to be banned on onionfarms?

    @KengleJenner, because I'm in a Discord with him and he was trying to get himself banned. He reported his own profile, so I decided to give him what he wanted.
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    Windows 10 thread

    Windows 10 is bad and I would not boot into it.
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    GNU+Linux Thread

    No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless...
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    Parler General- A Twitter/Facebook alternative community that is a Mental Asylum for Boomers

    You said there would be glowposting, but all of these people are dimmer than a dead light bulb covered in Flex Seal.
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    >not tagging him when you responded Coward.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    The rest of him is blue, so it seems like a safe assumption.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    How would you know?
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    lol he's got blue balls
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    I'm not going to answer that.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Perhaps.
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    You're right, it's a waste of keystrokes to sign those resolution/rejection messages. From now on, I won't worry about silly things like transparency or accountability. Eat shit, faggot.
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    Programming Thread

    As an introductory language? I'd say to go with C if you're not a brainlet.
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    Programming Thread

    You could always just learn both languages, you know.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Do you have any proof?
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    Suggestion Onionfarms and reaction stickers

    Why would you want to stop people from falling for bait? If someone went to the trouble of crafting bait, it would be rude to ruin it.
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    Computer & Internet Related Why do Tech companies insist on internet connected "smart" devices?

    Let me break it down for you. Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on...
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    @OnionNull what's the current file size limit for attachments? I was trying to upload a 1.5 MiB image just a moment ago and it's saying that it's too large.
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    Imagine getting blown the fuck out by @{o}P lol
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    "Damn, there are a lot of Christian Weston Chandler's living at 14 Branchland Court..."
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    Announcement Catministrator announcements

    bear computer?
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    Events of interest

    It's a feature.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    I can multipost without any cooldown between posts and put your shit thread in the trash
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    I like funny reports. I also like to share funny things with people. Don't spam joke reports though, otherwise I won't post the good ones for everyone to see.
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    Nostalgia Favourite mod message

    There's a thread for this over on KF, and I loved the shit out of it. Kind of sucks that I won't have anything to post in this one, but I'll do my best to provide content for you fags to post here.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    What did he mean by this?
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    Computer & Internet Related Must Have Software

    Imagine thinking that a VPN is expensive.
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    Cursed Images

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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    What are your thoughts on DuckTales?
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    It happens to me whenever I try quoting users with non-ASCII characters in their username. Clicking on "Toggle BB Code" (see the image below) and removing the offending characters from the username allows me to quote them. I never had this happen when I posted on Kiwi Farms, so I'm not sure why...
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    Suggestion Minor Technical Issues/bugs

    Does it only happen when you try to quote certain people?
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    I still can't get over the fact that you make all of this stuff on your phone, it's genuinely impressive.
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    Religion & Psychology & Personal School Stories

    Based and Terrypilled
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Ogres OnionFans
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    Computer & Internet Related Why do Tech companies insist on internet connected "smart" devices?

    https://kotaku.com/we-are-now-entering-the-animal-crossing-buttplug-stag-1844239431
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    I would have made that exact post even if I weren't a janny.
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    Shadman is based though. He draws real good on his Cintiq.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Buying people is illegal anyway.
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    Bad Dragon, but ironically.
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    If we're going to post animations, then this one is obligatory:
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    Computer & Internet Related Why do Tech companies insist on internet connected "smart" devices?

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    Could a Monkey be taught to drive a car

    Reverted because moving the goalposts is gay.
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    If anybody wants a custom user title, hit me with a DM and I'll set it for you. Just know that, depending on the requested title/who you are, I might not give you exactly what you ask for. :^)
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    Jannie Complaint Jar - now with Baneposting

    Crashing this thread... with no survivors!
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    Cowsphere 🐮 Chris O'Neill / OneyNG / Oneyplays and friends

    Tomar is fat and I would not have sex with him.
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    Suggestion Suggestion Box

    >he actually sent the report based and mepilled
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    Racialist Motivated 👦🏿 Syrup

    I've got your daily dose right here:
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    Opinion/Blog Random Pics & Gifs

    @{o}P so when are you going to start HRT?
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