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It was a usual night at the office. Just my indian v-dashes, slaving their ass off for minimum wage and doing unpaid overtime as usual. After they all went back to their tiny shared appartments, I decided to take a shower in the office gym. The showers, roomy with their black tiled floors and...

MacOS is gay and I would not boot into it.

First of all let it be known that I created a new account just to open this thread. I'm pretty well known around here and some of you may recognize who I am from the way I write, and that's fine. But I don't want any possible embarrassment this thread may cause me to carry on to my true identity...

Yikes.

My glowpost was so radiant that the very mention of it draws retards like moths to a flame.

wtf

@snailslime reported for being underage

I want @snailslime to blow her load all over my face (in Minecraft)

That's what you do, though.

I'm pretty sure that I can.

Don't make me post your dox, Chris.

Where do you think we are right now?

Aside from some spelling/grammatical issues, you did fine. Formatting is all good.

Inciting illegal activity.

I'm just getting tired of typing out the explanation, sorry for snapping at you.

I answered this on the first page of this thread and people keep asking the question anyway.

It's pretty hard to tell the difference given how often you bitch about everything.

Okay.

Nobody is forcing you to stay.

Shut up.

The full size versions of thumbnailed images cannot be viewed by guests. Clicking on thumbnails sends you to a login page with "You must be logged-in to do that" above the login form.

Based on my brief contact with Onion Farms, I think I have a pretty good profile of the average Farmer. Very aggressive Type A personality. Perfectionist. Goes out of their way to find faults in others. Lanky and malnourished-looking ectomorphs, and probably hormonally-imbalanced, with slender...

If the user is new enough, I can ban them for spam.

@KengleJenner, because I'm in a Discord with him and he was trying to get himself banned. He reported his own profile, so I decided to give him what he wanted.

Windows 10 is bad and I would not boot into it.

No, Richard, it's 'Linux', not 'GNU/Linux'. The most important contributions that the FSF made to Linux were the creation of the GPL and the GCC compiler. Those are fine and inspired products. GCC is a monumental achievement and has earned you, RMS, and the Free Software Foundation countless...

You said there would be glowposting, but all of these people are dimmer than a dead light bulb covered in Flex Seal.

>not tagging him when you responded Coward.

The rest of him is blue, so it seems like a safe assumption.

How would you know?

lol he's got blue balls

I'm not going to answer that.

Perhaps.

You're right, it's a waste of keystrokes to sign those resolution/rejection messages. From now on, I won't worry about silly things like transparency or accountability. Eat shit, faggot.

As an introductory language? I'd say to go with C if you're not a brainlet.

You could always just learn both languages, you know.

Do you have any proof?

No

Why would you want to stop people from falling for bait? If someone went to the trouble of crafting bait, it would be rude to ruin it.

Let me break it down for you. Hearing the difference now isn't the reason to encode to FLAC. FLAC uses lossless compression, while MP3 is 'lossy'. What this means is that for each year the MP3 sits on your hard drive, it will lose roughly 12kbps, assuming you have SATA - it's about 15kbps on...

@OnionNull what's the current file size limit for attachments? I was trying to upload a 1.5 MiB image just a moment ago and it's saying that it's too large.

Imagine getting blown the fuck out by @{o}P lol

"Damn, there are a lot of Christian Weston Chandler's living at 14 Branchland Court..."

bear computer?

It's a feature.

I can multipost without any cooldown between posts and put your shit thread in the trash

I like funny reports. I also like to share funny things with people. Don't spam joke reports though, otherwise I won't post the good ones for everyone to see.

There's a thread for this over on KF, and I loved the shit out of it. Kind of sucks that I won't have anything to post in this one, but I'll do my best to provide content for you fags to post here.

What did he mean by this?

Imagine thinking that a VPN is expensive.

What are your thoughts on DuckTales?

It happens to me whenever I try quoting users with non-ASCII characters in their username. Clicking on "Toggle BB Code" (see the image below) and removing the offending characters from the username allows me to quote them. I never had this happen when I posted on Kiwi Farms, so I'm not sure why...

Does it only happen when you try to quote certain people?

I still can't get over the fact that you make all of this stuff on your phone, it's genuinely impressive.

Based and Terrypilled

Your electric toothbrush does wonderful things.

Ogres OnionFans

I'm shilling my article.

https://kotaku.com/we-are-now-entering-the-animal-crossing-buttplug-stag-1844239431

I would have made that exact post even if I weren't a janny.

Shadman is based though. He draws real good on his Cintiq.

Buying people is illegal anyway.

Bad Dragon, but ironically.

If we're going to post animations, then this one is obligatory:

sour grapes

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Reverted because moving the goalposts is gay.

If anybody wants a custom user title, hit me with a DM and I'll set it for you. Just know that, depending on the requested title/who you are, I might not give you exactly what you ask for. :^)

tfw your toaster is spying on you

Crashing this thread... with no survivors!

Tomar is fat and I would not have sex with him.

>he actually sent the report based and mepilled

I've got your daily dose right here:

@{o}P so when are you going to start HRT?