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  1. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    lol at Dyn pointing out the obvz, while the kwiffar doesn't really understand... Dyn is one of the reason, joshy's rep is so shit.
  2. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    kwiffar are discussing the broom's age, and whether he is middle aged. There is a down turn in yoof donating to dinosaurs (ie anyone over 30)... Based on the average amount of soda the broom puts away... I'd say, his heart is at least in it's 50s.
  3. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/FYcDF Star tells us how she got bullied at school, around the time of 9/11. She told a story, about being four and her Mum forcing pills up her jacksey, when she was ill.
  4. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    (Quick look at chat) That's the Hag Chat, for comparison... because... Chat is brain dead, at least. Sportsball people, tho. Wonder why was the push to having a sports chat? Oh, and the idea of having chat rooms for all the pointless leagues of Kabaddi* is retarded. That guy should expect...
  5. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Can you imagine that? Random kwiffar waddling up to politicians and stuff, trying to glad hand them. Looking forward to the FOI acquired video of various autards being escorted from the building.
  6. Nektar Geist

    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    Clip from the 1955 MS at Sunset. Full album is on the Hockey Puck High space on Dot Net.
  7. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    But it's like the emperor saying "Look, I'm in the all together" himself. The grift just wouldn't work. if the kwiffar were told "joshy is not the Messiah, he a fat, short, brokedick catboi fan". Still, it's not unique to Commie Farms. You should see some of the debasing things some people here...
  8. Nektar Geist

    General Dicks...

    Part two is up on the Net.
  9. Nektar Geist

    Hollywood God Archive...

    All of HGs accounts got nuked... https://old.bitchute.com/channel/NJTKySY7UsAI/ This is his Bitchute channel, tho... if you are in bongland, you'll need a VPN. As HG did say he was getting a lot of strikes... I did archive one of the channels...
  10. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    On Commie Farms, there are a lot of "One Handed Typist Researchers". There are Porncows, and an archive of their work. And yer general OF bints, as well as "e-schleb noodz". For all of joshy's tub thumpin' over pron... it's one of the main things that drives traffic to his hugbox. WHich is why...
  11. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Daddy issues. The broom's attitude towards Trump... very telling. joshy is still the authoritarian leftie he's always been. We love you, Big Mother.* It's not even that tho. If you split Commie Farms into two parts, ie 1. lolcows 2. The News Article bit (and joshy xerself has done this), the...
  12. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    They are smarter than him. You aren't a fan of the kwiffar harassing cows that joshy feels insecure over? Why, you literally must want the trannies to rape joshy to death.
  13. Nektar Geist

    Easter...

    Happy Easter, people.
  14. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    Knowing that any back chat would receive a pink triangle... within seconds. Oooooorrrr... lidl (an account that joined same time as one of joshy's bumchums came back) is a sock of someone close to joshy (ergo: not an adult human female) who fucks with the people joshy hates, but is too fat and...
  15. Nektar Geist

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Yes Ken, you want to drive engagement. RESQUIT THIS AT ONCE UBERBROOM! I think Kick are ahead of you there, buddy. As in, they have a rep for heavily botting content. Gays still logs out (and into one of their many Norman Bates type socks) and reads all of it. Get a blog, nancy.
  16. Nektar Geist

    Chaos Mix...

    https://archive.is/wip/U5l6G https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/CHAOS:_Charles_Manson,_the_CIA,_and_the_Secret_History_of_the_Sixties This is the first part of chapter one, if you go to Onionfarms.net, there is the second part of the chapter.
  17. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/mfKs2 Star there... still unable to comprehend how awful Kamala Harris would be as President. And trying to get Hasimpleton's attention.
  18. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

    https://archive.is/MnOGz She's lost some e-monies account, prolly trying to skinwalk joshy.
  19. Nektar Geist

    What are you listening to right now?

    The Artist Formally Known As Vernon with "Don't you be a Laocadean". Cindy with the traffic report afterwards...
  20. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Shorter than gunt. He said for no particular reason. Gunt lost that weight, too. Ofc, gunt got AIDS first. ftfy. C'mon, he's taller (just) than the bints. But that Flip Chad is mogging the broom by at least an inch. Y'know joshy wears those sneeks that add a couple of inches height. And in that...
  21. Nektar Geist

    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    I can't remember where I stole this joke, it was years ago, but it wasn't in Wales...
  22. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    You don't have a stable enough personality to have honest opinions. Therefore it's a bint. Not (more likely) swarthy skinned male. X Because you didn't know your Dad. Just like joshy. And tender... and bloated.
  23. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    No, you are not. You really need to be disabused of that idea. New info meaning: Another line of monkey dust. Gotcha. Still going with that. lol. You finally sucked Ken off enough, to get a broom. Did Gargle-moo get sick of you?
  24. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    Respect the pronouns. btw, you said the same about the pissminge.
  25. Nektar Geist

    Black Aryans (race theory)

    There are black rednecks... https://sowell.org/books/black-rednecks-and-white-liberals
  26. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Typing lolcow.org could get you banned. You forgot Mexican water. It's mostly because, well, some wags here, are quite good at pointing out when the broom is lying/scamming the paypigs.
  27. Nektar Geist

    KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

    That you think lidl is an adult human female. Gotcha. (To everyone else in the room: Guys, check out this dinlo!) 1. You replied to Ogre, but it says it's you quoted. My melon is slightly twisted 2. This Ana Slatz thing, it's been touted before, by various tards, like this recent "LOOK! A...
  28. Nektar Geist

    KF Linked ⛓️ Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    https://archive.is/wip/vS7Oq I feel a "right to reply" is required. There are only facts in this, Alex
  29. Nektar Geist

    I feel inclined...

    To blow my mind... Get hung up, feed a duck with a bun.
  30. Nektar Geist

    Fried Chicken Appreciation Thread

    The last line of One Vision by Queen is "Gimme, gimmie, gimme FRIED CHICKEN!" Now, this line could be seen as Freddie's love of said food item... however, as the song is about MLK jnr and his speech, the line actually is an ironic bit of racism. Y'see, Freddie was someone who grew up through...
  31. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    Star wouldn't even admit it, even if she had the nouse (google it Ash), which she doesn't, but the Dems are the spaz and weirdo party, much like the Labour Party in the UK. If you can't understand why Trump* won over THE FUCKING WIFE OF BILL "THE BOYS ON THE TRACKS" CLINTON, then maybe try...
  32. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/tsa0H Star squits about another forgotten pajeet, that no one takes seriously. Like herself.
  33. Nektar Geist

    What are you listening to right now?

    @Onion Null https://archive.org/details/lp_music-of-the-idoma-of-nigeria_various/disc1/ I thought you might like this. btw, do you like Fela Kuti? You should, Afrobeat is Nigeria's national music
  34. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    "I myself AM biologically female." Had to be done. You are aware of the Momz of the BPHag set? joshy is surrounding himself with clones of his own Mum. Don't get me started on Beth...
  35. Nektar Geist

    KF Linked ⛓️ Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    THAT'LL SHOW THEM DIRTY ONIONEERS! Nah, I think Alex knows how it's going to go if he comes back. By "interesting", you mean hilarious.
  36. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/AhzCX They aren't chickens, they are way too small. City folk. New channel https://www.youtube.com/@starcrossedoff
  37. Nektar Geist

    Da Sektur - General 👑 Elaine April Miller / Trollcow

    e-lame, recently banished from squitter (again), slums it... This Is Your Life, Elaine Gertler Miller.
  38. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    The Biden, if memory serves, joshy didn't want a thread on. Sure that wasn't a couple of years ago? BOLD FACE! Don't drop the soap, joshy.
  39. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    https://www.lawsociety.org.uk/topics/pro-bono/introduction-to-pro-bono "Pro bono costs orders Section 194 of the Legal Services Act 2007 provides for pro bono costs orders in civil courts, tribunals and settlement agreements. They are just like ordinary civil legal costs, but where a party was...
  40. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    You know how many socks Blaine Gayven Ross had here? Neither does the nonce Blaine. If he breaks the rules... he'll get banned, then start socking, en masse.
  41. Nektar Geist

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    No, not of course. Ok. I'm going to have to be Father, here. Forget about, Jake... it Commie Farms Town. joshy is prolly stroking himself to this, you realize? Quelle Surprise! The guy with years associating himself with nonces (cough containment board cough cough), doesn't mind nonces using...
  42. Nektar Geist

    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    This has really upset you, hasn't it? What would you want the broom to say? Bold makes it seem a little needy, there buddy. Huh. It's like... and follow me here, it like... joshy just wants a hugbox. Which requires simps. Guess he feels like his Mum didn't love him, or something.
  43. Nektar Geist

    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    https://archive.is/wip/vfjAC THread hadn't been updated for nearly two months... thought I'd correct that.
  44. Nektar Geist

    KF Gossip 🗣️🦻🏼 KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

    "I was only PRETENDING to be a nonce". What a stylish 33DD chess move.
  45. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/vqouL "I'm selective". lol. Guy's practically admitted to having his pud in his hand, while scrolling through his squitter feed.
  46. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Apart from... Brian was going to asked (under oath) about his business... and suddenly... he wasn't alive anymore. Lots of corpo talent get killed, it's just the media tend not to pick upon it.
  47. Nektar Geist

    Cowsphere 🐮 Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ijFQq Now, Star once said her Grandad was "like a Ghandi kinda person". Wonder what her Granny was like... Her Mum...? The funny thing is, she'll have no idea, as that show finished like over 20 years ago.
  48. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    He lurks here. Sham started a thread on Sonia Poulton (another woman, the failure of a man, has beef with) here. He fucked off after it was pointed out the thread was the lowest grade shit PAR thread. More recently, he has given a large amount of money to someone who used to work with Sonia, and...
  49. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Financial BS

    Yeah, he really is a whiney mushmouth. Haven't used this one in a while... I disagree, a lot is a bit strong. Mainly because there aren't a lot of us. It's Gays really. Ethan Hackett does it for gunt grease, and Ash really isn't one of us. She's that psycho chick, the "She's Lost Control...
  50. Nektar Geist

    Null 🥝 Joshua Moon Megathread

    Doesn't this suggest that it's a "You" problem, broom? Cows going to cow. Being: It's always someone else's fault. Not the fact that his ex bezzie just signed a statement saying the broom and his hugbox like to defame people.
  51. Nektar Geist

    Plate Gang 🔘 Dark Ninja / Isaac Lee Flores

    Isaac reminds everyone, after the CPS contacted his household, his wife left him, taking the child.
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