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    Holding Nyk to it: ContraPoints said he would "leave the US by Inauguration Day if Trump wins"

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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Limey
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    Joining The Marines

    Faggot. Go polish your camera, princess.
  4. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Joining The Marines

    Some of the smartest dudes I ever met in my life were infantry in Iraq. And all of us had the same answer for why we were infantry.... "I didn't want to lay on the ground in a puddle of my own piss for 3 days doing a trigonometry problem to shoot a guy one time with a sniper rifle" 😂
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    FTFY
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The women were the worst back when I was over there because it was literally the beginning of having women in the army. You have no idea how many times we were burying somebody and a female private would be like "hold my hand" so that she could squat over the grave and take a shit on the face of...
  7. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Hold up - You can buy heroin at the gas station?

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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    You have literally never given me a panic attack, don't flatter yourself. Or should I say don't FATTER yourself 😂
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Hey @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski you know someone who isn't me used to know this girl when we were over there. Apparently it's extremely important that Muslims have this weird bath before they're buried (it's called a gushel or some shit) and they have to have it before they're buried or they are...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ashley I am going to come to your location, and I'm going to take my assault rifle, and I am going to empty a 30 round magazine directly into your face and body. I am going to keep doing this until I turn your entire head from the neck up into a pink mist. I'm going to do this in call of duty...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Juneteenth isn't a real holiday. It's just something that niggers and fat white guilt women like yourself made up.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The way he mag dumps into those piles of bodies makes me miss being in the army. Because you never know who's underneath all those corpses, begging to allah that they are going to be spared. You always have to fire a couple of extra rounds into the pile, just to make sure they know that their...
  13. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Actually I openly brag and celebrate the fact that I killed Muslims when I was younger. I'm proud of it and I am exercising my first amendment that I was over in the desert for two tours fighting for, and if some nigger doesn't like it they can keep scrolling and not interact with me.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    On a serious note thank you for putting a warning in front of that because I really didn't want to watch that. I owe you one.
  15. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Cowsphere - LGBTQIA Trans appreciation General

    I'm on it, bud. Telling someone that you have the right to cut off your penis just because they snipped the extra skin off theirs to make it look prettier is the equivalent of saying you have the right to fire both barrels of a shotgun underneath your chin because someone else got a wart...
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    Joining The Marines

    "I've been studying for 2 months blud" That's your problem. This shouldn't have to be shit that you study for. The ASVAB is a test to make sure that you're not too retarded to put on the front line. I guess now I know why so many niggers were 11b with me.
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    I don't understand why someone with so much smegma can still find a way to be such an unbelievable dick cheese.
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Well I started in present tense and then retyped it past tense, and I guess it just slipped through the cracks that time. You're going to police every little spilling errer and gammur mistake I made now? Sure, that seems like a productive use of your time.
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    Sodas

    I like Mt. Dew especially the orange kind
  20. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

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    I'll have an extra large FUPA and a baha blast
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I mean you think both of them would since they are both doxed all the way down to the phone number.
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    Queen FUPA 😂
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    SIXTEEN HOURS AND COUNTING How miserable is this bitch's life? 😂
  24. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    What a WEIRDO 😂
  25. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    No you should delete them
  26. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Nice pull, man. She's cute. Hahaha, we've all been there. Some of us more than others 😉 Meh. The only thing that she just proved was that your ex wife is better looking than her.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Probably. I bet money she gets off to this shit. Come on, Ashley. You can admit it. I just admitted my wife lets me degrade cam whores, does your boyfriend let you get degraded by strangers online? Do you do it because it turns him on? Is he an internet cuck? 🤔 He can't think of his own...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Muh DINO nuggets!!!
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    She's jealous of my amazing life. Admittance is the first step on the road to recovery. Do you think if her boyfriend (she's not married) is actually still with her, he makes her buy the dinosaur shapes chicken nuggets? 🤔
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I guarantee you my romantic life, my work life, my private life and my actual online life is way better than yours. I'm getting a disapproving look right now and a "are you guys picking on that fat girl again?" while we're watching wrestling. Ashley, this is just a GOOF for me. Helping make...
  31. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    TEN MINUTES??? Oh sweetie what's the matter, are you trying to cry to daddy cuz you're getting bullied? GO FIX YOUR HUSBAND DINNER. JESUS CHRIST ADDICTED TO THE INTERNET AT LEAST COMMIT TO YOUR LIE.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Because she's trying to make people think you are. Ashley likes to play the "repeater game", she honestly thinks if she repeats something loud enough and long enough that everyone will take her fat word for it.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    The only meal you'll ever prepare in your life is when you move Ken's penis onto your forehead so he can hang brain in your mouth 😂
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Well I mean you should be, because we all knew you weren't going to cook. I mean come up with a better lie than that or actually go away and get your ass in the kitchen. Bitch. 😂 Go perform your wifely duties you fat slob 🤡 🐖
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Look at my profile picture, when I want to jerk it I spend the equivalent of 10 American dollars telling South American prostitutes what to do on camera. Because it's funny to me to make third world whores degrade themselves on camera while I jack it. And I'm either a drunk or a meth head. If...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Lmao awesome. Here's some spaghetti cat: It ain't going to work, no matter how hard you rage pig. You're beating a dead horse, and all the while we are beating a fat pig 🐖
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I don't even understand what this is. Some hot older chick and her dog? What am I... What am I looking at here Ashley? A woman who looks better than you and a cute dog?
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Little miss popularity over here. Do you have any idea how FUCKED I would be if someone gave out my phone number? But ya know... You don't have to worry about leaving your phone on so people can contact you when you work out of the home and don't have any of those pesky relationships in your life.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Dude, WHAT THE FUCK did she want? 🤣 Tell us what was on the messages bro. Oh my God this is comedy as fuck.
  40. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Obviously you don't know about cell phone spoofing. You and I are about to have a LOT of fun on a completely different medium 😊
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    🤣 (423) 637-5732 🤣
  42. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    So (423) 637-5732 is @Ashley Hutsell Jankowski phone number? 🤔
  43. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Jesus you're that much of a fatso that even a piece of inedible lead can only be described by you as TASTY? 😲
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ashley I think one of the reasons that you get so butthurt is that you have to deflect every time you are insulted. You can't say anything about it because that shits true and it makes you look foolish and large. I can literally take any kind of accusation or trash talk you throw at me and...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    RAGE PIG MODE 😠 🐷
  46. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

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    Let's not trash talk the size of each other's guns, because I posted a picture of my 9mm Glock. You lied about having one 😏
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    If it really was funny more people than just you would be laughing about it. That's literally all you do on every message board you're on. Is that really a thing? 🤔 Your divide and conquer tactic isn't going to work, no matter how hard you try to change the narrative. I have not seen one...
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    Ashley never HAD a daddy to rape her 🤣 Isn't that right, chin?
  49. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

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    Drunk drunk mental mental drunk drunk drunk. Jesus Christ, fatty. Stop projecting the problems you have in yourself that you recognize in me and come up with some new material. I know I have issues with alcohol that's why I took care of them. I've talked openly about it as well as about my...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    For real... she is either on a ton of drugs she shouldn't be on, or off of a lot of drugs that she should be on. Either way she's a miserable dumb cow 😂 @Onion Null still waiting on those screenshots so we can make fun of her more, bud.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It's four more episodes than you were ever able to pull off, and you can't stop arguing with message boards that hate you 😂 Besides, didn't you get the memo? I sobered up. Unfortunately for you, you can't sober up from looking like this: Nice chin, Leno. And him talking that trash was...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Look at how she deflects instead of telling Ken that he's wrong. Fucking CLASSIC Beet Foot. She really has been power calling his cell phone all day.
  54. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Did I strike a nerve? 🤣 Funny how the pig is squealing over here now because Gargamel sent her account to Weinerville. What's the matter, jawline? You mad because Gargamel puts the effort in to play whack-a-mole with every sock you make AND delete your shit? @Onion Null another Ash sock for...
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    I was just thought he was fucking with her from beyond the grave as a goof.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

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    United States AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CEEEEENA

    But Cody's mom is Hispanic, soooooo.....
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

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    Cowsphere - LGBTQIA Vera Katerina Drew/Andrew Michael Kordik - director of The People's Joker/failed alt comedian/alien abduction conspiratard/pill freak

    "It would be funny if the first woman president was a trans woman" Also known as yet another dickless white man in the White House. If people wanted a weak, white, stupid man who loves the transgender culture and has no dick in office, Tim Walz would be the vice president right now. These...
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    Imagine Having a Chimpanzee to Pick Your Nose

    I've seen this play out before and it doesn't end well
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Pink Triangle Users on Kiwi Farms

    Pink triangle users? 🤔
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Their parents really should have gotten their vaccinations spread out.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Also, please post a screenshot of how many missed calls you got from her number 🤣
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    Your mom's uppity. You do it because you love me. Don't lie to yourself.
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Cool story bro, here's a simple chocolate brownie recipe for you to enjoy: Ingredients: - 1 cup (200g) granulated sugar - 1/2 cup (115g) unsalted butter, melted - 2 large eggs - 1 teaspoon vanilla extract - 1/3 cup (40g) unsweetened cocoa powder - 1/2 cup (65g) all-purpose flour - 1/4 teaspoon...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ken, when he finally decides to call her back:
  67. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

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    Didn't look at the graph, limey. I'm sorry that I just gleaned the information from what I read and made a joke. This is the second time in as many days that I just casually tried to throw a dumb joke out and you came along and went It's not my fault I'm not interested in posts like this...
  68. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    You want me to keep up to date with the latest theories on 400 year old mattress jokes, and if I don't I'm a tard? Come on man, you can do better than this. Trying to take the superior intelligence stance over this just smacks of desperation. If you're going to try to pick a fake fight with me...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Cashing some type of government assistance isn't work. That's why you'll never find anything, and why she claims her hobbies are what she does for work.
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    I can read I just didn't bother to look at the graph
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    Ukrainian drone strikes Russians having gay sex

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Possibly Illegal erotic text fiction of children hosted on Kiwifarms.

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Possibly Illegal erotic text fiction of children hosted on Kiwifarms.

    You know people told me this was going to happen if I was flashing my heroin around. Good thing I've got back up heroin right here. SMOKE BOMB! (Drops heroin and runs away with contingency plan heroin)
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    Implying that we got beat in the Vietnam war and beat at people who use the site. The picture is us (American bikini) feminine and angry.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Possibly Illegal erotic text fiction of children hosted on Kiwifarms.

    Those idiots are gay pedos. Nobody should be posting about child fucking. Especially in front of my heroin.
  76. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

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    This is us right now, because Vietnam beat us at something yet again:
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    Sodas

    I've always liked sarsaparilla.
  78. ANNE HATHAWAY FAN

    Why does nobody talk about the Las Vegas shooting anymore, even though it was the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history?

    Progressives right now: there's GOTTA be a way to blame this on MAGA. Speaking of people blaming criminally insane, obviously not Republican shit on the Republicans... Has anybody heard anything about the Trump shooter? You think he's gonna be okay? 🤔
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    Joining The Marines

    I heard that story on a YouTube short and I was like these niggers are out here getting CAKE? I couldn't lose the canteen I used to take a piss in while I was riding in the Humvee or they'd make me pay out of pocket for it. Fuckin A, man. We weren't even technically a superpower yet and they...
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    Ukrainian drone strikes Russians having gay sex

    I heard some black girl say that earring thing on the train one day and it was the funniest shit ever. She said "Naw that nigga was uncircumcised. I ain't tryna suck no dick that smells like an earring back"
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