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  1. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    And he gets called on it, hopefully enough to learn to calm himself down eventually. He successfully baits people very often, but himself gets successfully baited very often. I have no idea why people still get mad at secret watcher's hats.
  2. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    it's the autistic culmination of everything i learned by reading the "proof" over the course of the post-election :tantrum: I mostly just don't want him to cling onto that thread after he's been ejected from every other one for doomposting - I think he annoys TDS too i am still fully in favor...
  3. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    asians don't exist outside of my animes and chinese cartoons
  4. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Atlas Sneeded

    I read Fountainhead, couldn't make it through Shrugged. Rand's writing adds absolutely nothing to the ideas espoused in the books. Read a synopsis and save some time. IM HORNY AS HANK REARDEN'S BIG HUGE TRAIN SLIDES RIGHT INTO THE BIG NEEDY TUNNEL
  5. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    half a million dollars of farming equipment is probably pretty low on the envy list for most humans this thread is also theoretically dedicated to any of the rest of us who send angry PMs in response to obvious copypasta and then backpedal fwiw
  6. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    wouldn't a normal person pretending to be successful try to brag about a lamborghini? the choice of bragging instead about farm equipment and posting video footage of some fat boomer who looks like he wouldn't understand that someone could share things he posted to a PM is an interesting...
  7. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Onionfarms Drama homegrown retards

    know who gets mad at being called a nigger?
  8. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Magic the Gathering Thread

    I mean, why play bolas for that strat and not something like Nekusar or Kess? Bolas' built-in discard is the big draw for him moreso than the planeswalker side I don't personally think that wheel decks are that entertaining because they tend to do the same thing every single game and don't...
  9. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    You get 8 pages of results for searching Dom's name and either "woke" or "sjw". I think Dom has a crush
  10. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Magic the Gathering Thread

    Aaaaaand with balustrade spy and undercity informer banned in pioneer, the oops all spells deck died off. Modern no-lands goblin charbelcher is still kicking at least, even if the simian spirit guide ban made it less explosive You could build a generic 'wheels' effect deck and just throw...
  11. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    The impression of many was just that he was tarding out everywhere, particularly on the profile pages of anyone with an attractive female avatar. However, Sig's hypothesis that it was moogetrooget seems likely. He's not so retarded he doesn't use a VPN, though Ride said "Not 100% certain, but it...
  12. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Red Letter Media

    either for low blow or purely for robot in the family
  13. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    What are you listening to right now?

  14. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    are you a lolcow?

    I'm two lolcows, actually
  15. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    yes, i mean to suggest that they are growing fat off of eating true & honest women who attempt to use the internet in order to preserve their monopoly I know it's a joke but it's too real of a joke
  16. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    is the reason there are no women on the internet that these culprits keep eating them
  17. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    any hole's a goal lot of genuinely unironic incels posting their bizarre meltdowns there lately. it's good eatin
  18. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    this is a judgment-free zone
  19. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    LOLs from the Supporters Forum.

    I feel like that thread is an acceptable "here's my blog" because it is jam-packed with schadenfreude goodness and just the most bizarre swamp creatures imaginable. The insane indian agp guy who wants to dress up someone who looks just like him and admits to being a hugless virgin in his profile...
  20. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    If a man fused to his chair by sores can score fat unwashed internet weirdo pussy, there's hope for my love quest yet I have long since accepted that I'll never understand the majority of kf users, but I don't understand why you would make fucking users a hobby or a passion project
  21. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I don't understand the reference, is he another based whale hunter? please enlighten me or call me a dumb retard
  22. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    other way around sign me UP
  23. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Isn't she supposed to be fat? So BS was another based chubbychaser I can think of no better way to get a woman raunchy than to show her your furry foot fetish art Sounds like industrial/noise, which are fairly popular as things go. I can hear problems with the mix clipping where it clearly...
  24. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    post your gamer schedule

    gaming is gay, so that's why i'm take it up the ass 24/7
  25. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    20 years of experience and also the pixels
  26. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    hey @SIGSEGV are you a lesbian
  27. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    bruh they just can't handle the MAD T that OF are swimming in been eating nothing but red onions for days, check these gains
  28. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Linked Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    Gaslighting is depressingly common among the zoom zoom crew, both as perpetrators and victims. Every time I talk to people who're decently younger than me, I'm blown away by how fucked up a lot of their interactions with their peers are.
  29. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    He had said something somewhere about being southern european, and he's used weird idiomatic phrases that don't have an english equivalent. I just took him at face value
  30. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I have a soft spot for that southern european, because he was the only one to mention me in the PM chain and he changed his profile picture to match mine twice pls no bulli
  31. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Linked Flamesoul / "Redd" / ReddZArtz / Artzredd / reddzdeddz / xReddifx / Skypaw298 / like-a-redwhisker

    From a hobbyist art-fart perspective, it seems like they were just iterating on their own shit over the years and learned a few techniques that other deviantart fuckers used. The linework's generally pretty sloppy and proportions and construction are wrong even in the more modern images (zoom...
  32. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    This video got a lot of use in that thread for reasons like that. After the first one got leaked, they really should've known better than to say hilarious hyperventilating things in the ones that were hastily put together afterwards. Some of the folks inside were clearly chill and just annoyed...
  33. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Whether or not he had anything, the look from the thread in the moment was that he was leaning on the threat of having something. That was the moment at which the scales started to tip against him, even if said threat was completely empty. I also remember people trying to dogpile you more than...
  34. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I almost see that as psychological conditioning of the HHH bait. Some threads he comes into on his own, but a lot of the time yeah - he gets tagged in, goes into his routine. Does he get mad? Some of the time, yes, but so much more often it's just like... someone invokes him, and the next 3...
  35. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I have a vivid memory of this stuff because I read all the caps and it was funny. So just avoiding HHH? Eh, maybe people make a joke or two, goes nowhere. People literally can't not take that man's bait, so he steps in a thread and it becomes a shitshow. There's plenty of threads to do that...
  36. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Recommend anime & manga

    I don't really enjoy most modern anime. It's too competent to be quality camp, and it's too self-serious with ridiculous premises for me to get something mmmmm richer out of. I can slap on G-Gundam or YuYu Hakusho at almost any point and just enjoy the ridiculous goofiness, or I can throw on...
  37. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    I got the covid vaccine and now the DNC can read my thoughts

    Did you get my message?
  38. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    I think it's more like... the cows have great, phenomenal peaks. But when there's a lull, there's really fuckall there - nothing funny or even remotely interesting, beyond niche tastes. Whereas retards sperging out and being weirdos and starting pointless drama and whining on the internet is...
  39. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Magic the Gathering Thread

    They are by default the other side, and their 'back side' is the land. From your hand, you can play them as either side. Anywhere else, they're only considered their 'top' side, the non-land side. This means that if you've got a Muldrotha out, you can only play Blackbloom Rogue, not the land...
  40. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Magic the Gathering Thread

    Sorin's great, so long as your playgroup doesn't ban him. Pack a backup in the event they do. Spot removal for dorks on a stick, and setting someone to ten life is busted. Monoblack vampires can work, just not as much with Vito in my opinion. Vito's a good card in a mono-black vampires build...
  41. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    general vidya discussion

    Hangs on your taste. I like pretentious artsy bullshit and I'm pretty lenient on gameplay when games do something more in that angle. I've ironically enjoyed Omori and Spiritfarer, for example, even if the latter goes on for a bit too long. Even something that's barely a game like Detention I...
  42. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    general vidya discussion

    The main difficulty of Pathologic 2 is in learning the system as well as the staple "russian game dev"-isms of the game. It's overall not too bad, especially once you realize you can hop to an earlier save if you're 100% about to die. However, on low-end rigs, it's still jittery as fuck even if...
  43. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Onionfarms Drama to siggy

    Anyone who had 'literally less than a day,' please receive your prize.
  44. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    What are you listening to right now?

    confirmation of my faggotry
  45. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Magic the Gathering Thread

    Little unfocused. Pick between the lifegain synergies or the token/sac synergies and work around that. Regardless of what you go for, it's probably better to drop waste not and mindcrank, unless those are specific for your local meta. Cards like Ghoulcaller's apprentice could also be easy...
  46. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I think that guy's got a few screws loose on the whole. The kultur of the LGBTQiwis thread and the How Are You Doing threads are different from the rest of the site, so I don't personally care if people spill their spaghetti in them, so long as they don't carry it with them elsewhere. Seeking...
  47. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    By chance I took a gander at the LGBTQiwis thread and found the denial there as well. Well, that explains it. Broadly I agree with the 'vigilantism bad' point, but getting mad at stickers and wandering into a thread of fatsos hooting on the internet to sperg out and powerlevel isn't the way to...
  48. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwis that could be halal worthy

    He has wild mood swings. When he's on an up, he seems to be alright enough, even if (or because?) A&N hates him. But when he's on a down, guy posts some really, genuinely seething posts of the caliber of that infamous copypasta. I forget what kind of medication it is, but I think he takes...
  49. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    I enjoy it as a podcast to get a snippet of some retardation or other that I haven't personally been following up on. Like I think he covered the Frontier nonsense yesterday, and I haven't been following the thread so it was all new to me. I also generally find the people who run shit like the...
  50. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    His liberal use of the ignore feature, the amount of time he spends on it, and the fact that he was as far as I know the only doomposter to actually get banned from the spedistential election thread makes me think that he's quite genuine, if also just genuinely insane or schizo
  51. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Mad at the Internet and its viewers

    Sounds like the discord is a drag show worth watching nevermind it looks like it's a bunch of drooling retards and people who aren't old enough to have paid their own rent once
  52. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Here's the final thread where it all went down. For those unfamiliar with the tale, it's pretty entertaining. Includes screencaps of the chat.
  53. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    I'm working on my alzheimer's memory of the grapevine, but I -believe- it was a d20 with Kiwis or something that this rumor came out of. I'm by no means a primary source, though. I'd consider fucking around with a very small handful of Kiwis that don't seem insane, though at the same time...
  54. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    An interface for playing shit like dungeons and dragons over the internet. There's some low-tech ones and I think tabletop simulator is also really popular for this kind of stuff. It's surprisingly popular, lots of discords for the shit. I personally enjoy Pen & Paper faggotry, but only in...
  55. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Who do you believe will join OnionFarms?

    It's hard to speculate on what'll happen given joie de vivre - maybe people will be sick of the internet and stop using it as much (I really hope). Sayoran oscillates between someone you can mildly pity and someone that's clearly not doing themselves any favors by dipping their head into an echo...
  56. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    It's a good phrase
  57. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Kiwi Farms Thread

    jokes on you, i'm only pretending to be embarrassing
  58. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Kiwi Farms is for fags
  59. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    When they're involved, yeah. Which, nowadays, is most of 'em - but sometimes folks just want to talk about the game, less about how the staff is trash. Took me a little while to find it, because I forgot it was both rambling about Biden and troons. This one just sticks out in my mind, small as...
  60. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Yeah, it often happens in the politically-adjacent ones. Which tends to be whatever if people bitched about troondom and genderspecials in, say, the twitch deer retard thread. But as I think I mentioned, someone started sperging about the Great Reset and shit like that in the Gagliardi thread...
  61. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    And while I sympathize with that, it's also generally unhealthy to dip your head into an amplification chamber. That said - none of that would matter if they stayed in A&H&N, and anyone who complains about them but never sees them outside of those boards is a scheister. The main issue is that...
  62. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    I use tophats pretty sparingly precisely because it makes people sperg too easily, and I reserve them for when people do shit like posting in really big different colored text
  63. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    point me to where i jerked myself off over negrating someone to make them mad and i will gladly laugh at my own faggotry Now, if you want to say I intentionally egg people on, that's true. Just not with heccin negraterinos
  64. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Point me to them and I will laugh at them just as much for being gay faggots
  65. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    Of course he does. He does literally the same schtick in literally every single thread and it always works without fail, even when he gets mad at negrates and starts saying {hugbox,simps,incels,etc}. It's symbiotic But there's a portion of that old hugbox chain where they verbatim suggested...
  66. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Lol look at this faggot- OF edition

    If you're starting a hugbox pm, just make sure you at some point in them mention that you intend to make HHH break down into tears with tactical tophat action, and also that whoever leaks them immediately jumps into their own autism pyre after begging for the thread to be locked once the turn tables
  67. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Yeah that one was bad enough to get threadbanned from the spedistential election thread, but they're a special case. I don't think people saying 'things aren't great' is really that much of a drain, but when people gather around to whoop at every opportunity, when people begin to express...
  68. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    Some of it's censorship, some of it's insufferable internet gypsies. I started reading non-cow content on the farms thanks to the troon social media thread, which was the kind of shit you really can't talk about anywhere else without sucking down the feminine penis. Many of the people dooming...
  69. Mike Stoklasa Simp

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights When did you turn on Kiwi Farms?

    I believe strongly in diversification. I don't personally take much of an issue with the farms, but there's no harm in making an account to shoot the shit elsewhere. I enjoy going at it with the doomposters and politispergs, but I can see how they're extremely tiring for folks not on my...
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