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  1. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    That was a rhetorical question.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Like nearly everything. Doesn't stop you chatting shit about, tho. Fat obese is a tautology. You're also fat, aren't you?
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Its nearly 10 years old, that article. But. Yeah. Septics. Not one for reading.
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    https://www.heritagewillwriting.co.uk/2016/05/24/why-shakespeare-left-his-second-best-bed-to-his-wife/ Dude, you really like proving to the world, in general, that Sherman's are mentally handicapped. And gauche.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You're so NGMI.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Ummmm... The quality of life, for Palestinians, has improved thanks to the Israelis. It's the Rag heads, who keep on digging tunnels, fucking the water table, BLOWING UP THEIR OWN HOSPITAL AND GETTING AWAY WITH IT, BECAUSE OF FUCKTARDS LIKE YOU, WHO SIMPLY CAN'T GET THAT INTO YOUR FAT HEAD Easy...
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Well, I ain't talking about Shakespeare's wife.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Garg is still bitching about his e-daddy. Get over it dude. No one wants to use your hugbox either.
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    Britney Spears Britney Spears is 43 and uninteresting

    Step away from the crack pipe.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Mon coeur. What did I say? When talking about communism, it usually means Marxist Communism. "Socialism" doesn't mean "Marxism". @Crimson Fucker you need to concoct an image, of Ash, with that benny birthday hat. She's stared into the Ken Abyss for many a year. And now looks like him. It's the...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    With the gunt. js. What can Ash do? She has a thing for rapists. Must be the jig in her.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    With the gunt, you mean? Wot? Like the "Hentai" that Gahoole imported. Y'know, your mate Gahoole, hangs out with "Ironic Internet Nonces".
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Where's Tommy? Oh, that's right, in the arms of the Doll Collector. Because you drove him away, with your abuse. Is that what you think you are doing? Really? Ummmm... Communists have a long history of pedo-ism, as well as sadism. You should read up on how people got treated in the gulags...
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    Alister Mycroft: The Penguin Man, Alister Cobblepot, Alister Gaycrush, Supporter of Israel, Estranged Fiance of A-din PalaDin, gets up nose of Plodwinson like cheap Sniff, literal Psy Op, "Reeks of the NSA"

    Yeah, but he did get Plodwinson's undies in a bunch.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    So... you knew it was a retarded thing to do... BEFORE you did it? And went ahead and did it anyway? $100 of your Mother's street walking money, dude. And deservedly so.
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    Alister Mycroft: The Penguin Man, Alister Cobblepot, Alister Gaycrush, Supporter of Israel, Estranged Fiance of A-din PalaDin, gets up nose of Plodwinson like cheap Sniff, literal Psy Op, "Reeks of the NSA"

    I can think of a couple of examples, of what the Penguin Man is talking about here.
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    Cowsphere Bryan Dunnce - Angry Man on the internet (an cut&paste from Commie Farms type thread)

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    I'm that nigger in the alley... Big ol' X, there buddy-roo You gave money to the broom. You're the niggiest nig nog, eva.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Mr Kettle, please go to the white courtesy phone, you have a call from Mr Pot Please explain the logic, underlying that conclusion. Name 5 people who have "noticed it". You are unable to post on Commie Farms. Even tho you paypigged the broom. Like a homo. Physician, heal thyself. $100. Fag...
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    Cowsphere Stardust

    https://www.youtube.com/@smoltalkme New channel or something...
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    Why does nobody talk about the Las Vegas shooting anymore, even though it was the deadliest mass shooting in modern U.S. history?

    It didn't happen (in any way) like the MSM reported it. Witnesses said that they could hear the sound of bullets, being fired, through the PA. The woman who told people they were going to be shot up, completely forgotten. If it didn't happen the way the press reported it (White Boomer Goes...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    No. It's not possible to be more autistic than you. It's not obvious. Unless... were you only "pretending"? "By Jove, I think she's got it!"
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    And that was the moment, Bear went Full Sargon. And you never go Full Sargon.
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    Jeffrey Epstein and his Associates

    Imagine, lusting after this guys sloppy seconds...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Bear doesn't have the cognitive abilities to understand that... No. What he has to do is... PRESS THE FAG IGNORE BUTTON. Because he is a homo, like Gays.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Is it the autism, or the mental retardation, that makes you unable to identify jokes. You are the new Gays from LA. Only you are too thick and lazy to manage the "I'm not reading all that shit" effort posts. Well, certainly not fat, soda guzzlin' pederasts. But hey, that's the kind of people...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    Because you are a tard, right? Non sequitur On a scale of 1-10 (1 being the least retarded and 10 being the most retarded) , where do you rate yourself? Yes, the whole Alex thing, that would have been great experience for war journalism.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    But you are mentally handicapped, aren't you? That's why you couldn't figure out, despite the years of such behavior, that joshy is conning the kwiffar. That's why you gave monies to xer. Citation needed here.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Please, explain the logic underlying this conclusion. PPP is funny, and although joshy did send his flying monkeys after PPP (for being taller, slimmer, and generally more Chad), joshy needs all the friends he can get, so joshy has to accept, PPP > joshy.
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    Selena Gomez Benny Blanco Opens Up About Making an Album—and a Life—with Selena Gomez

    Yeah, I know. But. It's not Gays from LA. btw... "the pickaninny nunchucks incident" Twas in rtxt bit.
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

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    Why does Scientology get so much hate when Islam is 100x more degen and authoritarian?

    How am I defending muslims? You are retarded, dude.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Exeter Uni. Toilet paper degree Uni. You don't know what you are talking about. It's a Camel Fucker version of Judaism.
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    Why does Scientology get so much hate when Islam is 100x more degen and authoritarian?

    Islamic societies tolerate Islam... Blimey. Whoda thunk that. Annnnnd? Ironically, in Iran, they give you a choice, if you are an Iron Hoof... Troon out, or get tossed off of roof. The irony of it is... trooning is against Islamic (Mosaic) law. I think it does. You are asking why Islam gets a...
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    Why does Scientology get so much hate when Islam is 100x more degen and authoritarian?

    Because it's not based on the Mosaic law. It's literally the sci-fi doodlings of a con man. Not unique to Islam Nor this... All societies have a problem with the mincers. People like Ashley will refuse to accept this, but the Commies banned shirt lifters from joining the party. Also: "You...
  36. Nektar Geist

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Iranian and Iraqi Jews, they founded the first Israel. If you want, we can have a chat about Operation Embarrass. You'll have to do some research, as a typical Septic Heeb, you know fuck all about your people's history. Calm down Ashley-ite. Socialists are cunts, aren't they.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

    You certainly added nothing. Remember when lidl did a pathetic flounce, with the "I'm going to be some time"? Less than a fortnight. (((They'll))) be back.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Why? That was the lulz of it, "back in the day" she'd get banned and be back after a few minutes. Insert hotdog being dropped down lift shaft joke here. Rubbish, you fat autard. You just don't have the bantz. Think of that... less bantz than Ashley. Ooofff.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Which you totz didn't fall for and bite, right? Retard. Yeah. Like everyone forgot about loli96. How many of hundreds of posts go into the OF forum... and how many go into the COmmie Farms?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Looks like Ash wants everyone to contact her neighbours. Welfare check time. Ash... have you looked in a mirror recently? Or does the thought of that... give you the heebie jeebies?
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    Trump Derangement Syndrome Donald Trump General Discussion

    "Don't you blaspheme in here!"
  42. Nektar Geist

    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Because, he's a thin skinned twat, with low iq.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Garg did say, they were going to follow joshy's move, and bar certain areas from viewing the site... meaning, the site must have lots of iffy pron. That's why joshy did it. 1. @fnaarf the "rights" you are banging on about... the right to wipe the Jews off the map... 2. Again, Ash fails to...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash is crestfallen at @fnaarf not respecting Ash's OR-THOR-REEE-TEEEE! SHe then lies about having a husband, and a life. Her life is being obsessed with some fat autard from Rhode Island. That ain't livin'.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip/She-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named

    Because joshy is the most reliable and honest narrator, right?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash is threatening Ken with litigation. I'm getting... "Go home... sue the wife..." vibes. And Ash will have no idea, and be frustrated, like the educationally subnormal bint she is.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    No. It's about laughing at tards on that inter webz. Maybe you aren't having fun... because... think about it... You seem to have that mindset, that everyone here is butthurt about being banned. It's not everyone. Is this like "Pull my finger"? Coffezilla vs joshy arc, when?
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Do you know what a parasocial relationship is?
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Zhen was to pay damages to Dong... joshy collects a lot of money... for Zhen's "legal fees". Zhen settles with Dong. Yeah, pretty sure, a lot of the dosh collected by joshy for Zhen, went straight to Dong. And DOng got Zhen to sign a statement that Commie Farms was "defamatory".
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Why were you banned from kiwi farms?

    Yeeeaaaah. Al Jolson was a very popular entertainer. I mentioned him, because he did blackface... and you think I'm that kwiffar, because of the cultural reference? And... do you do that, with all my posts? Word search them through Commie Farms? We know you're nuts. People can look through your...
  51. Nektar Geist

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    TBF, you are very dislikeable. It would be funny, to see you with the knee of Plod in your back, but it's not going to happen. Who are these people, who want to SWAT you? Name 3. X.
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    I can understand you being too scared to do it live. Really over thinking this. You could stream from a lot of places, without doxin' yourself. Dani prolly pissed off the johns down the Y, by taking the money and running. You live like a nigger. You still haven't changed the battery, that's...
  53. Nektar Geist

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    To give you asspats, cuz u dwn baahd. I didn't. Pleb. Kevin Booth was friend/producer of Bill Hicks, dealt coke to Hicks and his peers. I once made him feel really uncomfortable, IRL. It's a Ninja Bachelor Party thing, you wouldn't understand. Feart Dani boi. Live is the fun of it. For...
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    No. But, it's that you want a new influx of people who will help you be "popular" on Commie Farms again. Well, that's something. An early album from Mojo Nixon, I believe. It's people like you, who ruined Austin. That and Kevin Booth. It'll be like the original Running Man story. No...
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Ofc, you are addicted. X Won't be giving up the dusty pan and brush, then. 'k. It is venting, if you know it's just pointless and Ken isn't going to listen, tho. Right? And this seems to be your position on this. Firstly, my actual answer... I don't care about drawing more people to this...
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    You are talking about yourself, y'know? Janny. Again, you post here, and are a janny. We get it, you are butthurt you fucked up at Commie Farms, they don't want you back. But. Don't you think that you look a bit pathetic, someone who, let's face it, sucked off Ken for a broom, and now are...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    True, I've seen people (here) shill for JF Grapey, whose wife hasn't been seen for some time now, and it's a deffo possibility that he lied to the police, hence him doing a bunk. The thing is, a lot of the cows (like gunt and Sham Smith) are addicted to clout, and are in people's DMs (some of...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Poor Ash, you know that Communism (as in the fictional work by Marx, Engels gets a change a word, claim a 3rd, because all of his money that Marx pissed away, because he was shit with money) has been deboonked? If you got on the podscast, we can discuss it. Oh no. I can think of a funnier...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ashley agrees, as she is a filthy running dog lacky of the BOOO ZZUUUAAARRR ZZZEEEEEEEE, she deserves all the violence she wishes on people. Pretty dumb, with your face and dox online. Fatty. And ofc, she has to assume I have no wife or kids, because she doesn't (@fnaarf is just leading her...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    And you prove you lurk, and cannot help but reply. I use RETARDED NONCE to describe Alex. See. How. That. Works. btw, did he decode the message? Did it involve his address, and instructions, for the Anti-Alex Army, who live in Alex's head?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash knows nothing about the actual history of Israel (thinking, like all leftist tards, that it suddenly popped up just after WW2), just repeating moron takes from Jank's Nephew. btw Ash. You claim to hate capitalism... yet you are a land owner... doesn't this mean, you think you should be fire...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    The word you are looking for... NO. Which is incorrect. There's all that art work. Pretty sure if you were to go to a local bar, show the customers your art work, they'd agree. Are you going to do that Alex? Yeeeeeeaaaaah. Defamation... real hard to prove. More so you, what with having a...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash, fnaarf is a pretty self hating Jew already. And didn't you vote for Commiela 'Arris*? *That more slang, can you guess what for?
  64. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    She's the Stacy that lamey will never be. Bx is an internet nonce hunter, or something. Another reason lamey hates her. Bx is trying to get all the bf material guys, lamey knows, locked up.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    That's Daniel Lopez. He's one of those people who say that they are "only pretending".
  67. Nektar Geist

    Chaos Mix...

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Everything goes nice with fnaarf... She's hated white men.... since... daddy issues. Again, Ash is a mulatto. It doesn't show in appearance. Just the sexual violence. And being thick as shit. Dani is right, dagos aren't white, meaning him too. Neither of these people would survive the Ovens...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash's decision to not have kids, isn't based on abortion gone wrong, but white genocide. TBF... taking yourself out of the genepool, kinda cleans it up a little. What with you being a crack/trick baby. Dani wiv farktz n loogick. Might as well show a dog a card trick, dude. Ash, Dani always has...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Phooey. It takes the fun out of it, if you aren't stealing it. Eg... What are you going to do, Alex? Where are you going to go? Who are you going to talk to? (He won't have a fucking clue)
  71. Nektar Geist

    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Name 5 things you find "entertaining". Just for context. Yeah, and a refusal to accept that I'm going on more than one stream (Hint, it's your entire online presence), shows that you have an unstable personality. Remember telling the audience about the symptoms of SA your kids suffer from...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The commaphobic Ash, there. Critiquing someone's writing style... Ash is online everyday, and lies about having a job. And.... like how long has Karl even posted? Get over it, Ash. He's not going to fuck you. "Just a mentally ill alcoholic husk" "no future" "schizophrenic, living in the...
  73. Nektar Geist

    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I think... it was the word fizzog*... Oh Ash, with your false narrative. You are fake news. You are just coping, and that's why you are too angry to use commas. Maybe it was the dog thing, too. This is a another thing. Ashley has a very grating voice, and is a leftist (mentally retarded)...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    1. It's not "weird", it's funny. It's not creepy, compared telling your ideal lesbian crush "get raped, kike". Think about that Ash, you (and your pudgy face) is forevermore linked with wishing violent sexual assault, on a member of the Heebs. Your neighbours, those people who live next to your...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    His Dad still didn't love him tho.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Dude is more clueless, about the going's on, on his hugbox, than Ken is.
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    To do what, exactly? So far, it's been you giving it the "Big I Am", and then have a break down. Usually it's stream sniping and making fun of the sniped. You know I'm going to be there. Putting shame in your game. Is this the closest we'll get to you admitting, you have some personality...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Y'all. You made a complete retard of yourself, and trying to "own" it, in the most cringe way. Dude, you replied to me within minutes, you know what that means, you are an Ashly Rage Pig mutant. Seriously, the same time Gunt disappears, you have the biggest spaz out, just like Gunt...
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    You're doing it again. I've already posted them. But ofc, "waiting to talk". "Just pretending" And the cycle begins again...
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    Announcement Onionfarms Podcast Flyer

    Yeah. You could tell that, from how retarded you sounded. "We"? Royal or schizophrenic? Stop digging, dude. You're nearly through to China. Proved my point, Guntite. I Jedi Mind Trick'd you.
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