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KF Speculation 🤔 Lidl Drip

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And I thought Cheesy got banned for postmarking?
read his recent history, retard

I can say it DEFINITELY made the nonas on lolcow.farm turn against him though. It’s a shame, there were lots of great discussions on that site just a year or so ago about Null’s cuteness before this all went down.
Funny thing to mention...

This is you, eh?

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At least now we know what's in your big Null folder.
 
As Onionfarms resident Jersh fangirl I thought I’d give my two cents on this whole debacle.

Personally, I’m leaning towards the Lidl=Josh theory. That’s not to say I don’t think she could’ve been a separate person, although I really doubt they moved in and had a child together. If Null had a kid I imagine he would’ve been a lot less active online, lol. I also think him having a gf irl would probably make him less likely to get angry at users for dumb reasons since he’d have the love of a woman to calm his nerves. But if she was real, I imagine she was probably just a very dedicated Jersh fangirl like myself, and she and agreed that they should make a space for women to complain about moids on the forums. And they possibly were dating, who knows.

But honestly? I think it makes wayyyyyy more sense for her to be Josh. For one, she knows SO much about him. I have been obsessed with Jersh for many years now and she still bests me with her Josh lore knowledge. And a lot of her posts feel like he’s just blatantly speaking through her, saying stuff like “uhh doesn’t he know that Null etc etc etc” and “you retards Null specifically said blah blah blah”, things like that. Her vocabulary and typing style is also very similar to him (ex: “niggercattle”) and her being so into Sektur drama which is a pretty malebrained interest to have is also a bit of a giveaway. Also, as someone who uses lolcow.farm on a daily basis and is involved in a lot of radfems spaces, her combination of views on social issues is… odd. Like, ok, she’s a radfem who hates men and trannies. Makes sense, there’s tons of women like that. But her being homophobic (like Josh hmmmm) is weird because I would wager at least 70% of radfems (actual ones not just regular conservative women) are lesbian/bisexual, it’s part of why they hate trannies actually. But sure, I can buy that. But shes also… racist? Like, extremely racist? Like Josh? And not just to colored men no no, she’s also racist towards colored women? Now look, I’m sure there are some women who fit that description, but it’s quite rare at least from my experiences. It seems much more like this is Null’s perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments and talk about how he’s so much better than all those gross dirty scrotes (which he is btw).

There’s probably some other evidence of Lidl being a sock that I can’t think of, but my point with all this is to say that, if he really was larping as Lidl the whole time, holy shit he is a million times more adorable than I thought. Now I’m sure you all read “Null was pretending to be a girl online” and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I don’t think that’s correct. Despite their obvious similarities I don’t think Lidl is meant to be Josh’s female version of himself or whatever, she’s his ideal wife. Which is just. Oh my god. When I started believing in this theory I legitimately started hyperventilating because my brain could not process the sheer cuteness I was trying to process. Null, the love of my life, the most attractive and most based janny to ever janny is so lonely and sad that he had to make a whole new account to roleplay as his dream girl who loves him, thinks he’s handsome and defends him constantly. Like I know you’re all moids on this site but please try to understand THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER. if they ever designed some way to convert cuteness into energy Null could power ever single machine on Earth. Nothing and I mean NOTHING has ever made me want to jump through my computer screen and hug someone more than that. Of course it’s a bit depressing but in the same way a little (slobber)puppy in the rain is depressing.

And it gets even better. Lidl made frequent posts talking about how “she” loves to bake and also participated in a lot of discussions about taking care of babies. So this is Josh getting to express his more “girly” interests while also pretending to be his dream tradwife, probably imagining his perfect racist terf gf baking him pie and looking after his kids lovingly. Josh, if this is some extremely elaborate ploy to get the female users of your site to fall in love with so they’ll donate to you I’d just like to tell you IT SURE AS HELL WORKED ON ME. PLEASE TAKE ALL MY MONEY I LOVE YOU SO MUCH.

Uh so that’s my thoughts on this whole kiwifarms drama! Boy that Null sure is a character!

This is so epic I converted it to mp3.
 
Hail Lidl, full of sass, the Ooperator is with thee.
Blessed art thou amongst foxdicks, and blessed is the fruit of thy wit, the seethe.
Hole-y Lidl, Queen of the Parlor, post for us retards, now and at the hour of our ban.
Amen
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I’m sure Null smells delightful. He looks like he smells like coconut and fresh laundry
You ever open a can of surstroming? I definitely misspelled it but it's so disgusting it doesn't deserve to be spelled correctly. Anyway, that. That is what Josh smells like.
 
Reminder that Null purchased wedding bands from a German website that got hacked and included his e-mail (jcmoon@pm.me) in the leaks and that Lidl is a German Supermarket. She seems like his "perfect wife" cause she literally is his wife.

Food for thought also that he has clearly been learning to speak German if you listen to his podcast.
For all we know, Josh was buying German silver to melt it down for his coin collecting autism or some similar bullshit collecting gold and silver. Josh is in his nazi-larp phase so anything "German = cool" to him. Hence why he tries and fails to speak German, likes German supermarkets, wants German jewelry, etc.
Are you retarded? She dipped right after this information became public.
If Lidl logged off the Farms for good over that spat where Josh called that Australian feminist group "holes" then why wasn't Josh broken up emotionally on his podcast or on his website about the Lidl breakup? If they broke up, there is no way Josh would just carry on stoically like it didn't affect him. He would be cancelling shows, drinking himself into a stupor, eating himself to death, and then sniffling and crying on stream or in a dark mood on his streams. None of that happened at all. The guy that cries and whines all the time, mysteriously doesn't cry when his gf breaks up with him? Yeah, something isn't right there. He was just a little too happy and smug when a superchatter said something like "breakups are hard and I saw what happened with Lidl Drip." Josh chuckled and brushed it off easily. Why? 'Cause it didn't hurt him emotionally at all. Somethings that we know aren't true about ourselves, we can easily laugh at. But the truth hurts. Like calling a fat person fat, hurts them bc it's true. But calling a skinny person fat has no effect on them. So it leads me to believe Josh is not in a relationship with Lidl Drip or Lidl is just him socking, so he finds it funny he's tricking people that legit believe it's his gf dumping him. It's not true so it's doesn't hurt him. Whereas if Lidl dumped him and people in chat were laughing and acknowledging it, he would be seething and would be clapping back and sperging at them. And none of that happened. Now it is possible that Lidl logged off Kiwi Farms but is in the next room in Moon's swamp-trailer seething. And then Josh would laugh it off. Because he's still got the girl but she had a meltdown but is still under his control. That is possible, just less likely.
It seems much more like this is Null’s perfect gf, a girl who has all his same views on niggers jeets etc but is also a radfem who hates every moid besides him and will shower him with compliments
That is a good point. Lidl is an archetype for male fantasy. Every guy would love to have a woman that hates all men but just happens to make an exception for himself. That means she would be 100% loyal and only for you. That also does not exist. It's male fantasy. Like how men loves sluts but want some loyal slut that would only bang them. "Loyal slut" is an oxymoron. The very act of being a slut means she is NOT loyal. That just means guys want a girl that does anything they want in the bedroom but by wanting this, you're basically asking for a whore who has been around the block many times. That is why it's male fantasy bc it doesn't exist in reality. Lidl is also a goth girl visually in her shitty AI profile pic art. Men like goth girls. That is a male fantasy archetype as well and that is one big clue that a real man is running the Lidl account.

One more thing. Lidl Drip is a "tsundere" archetype. Basically, this means a cold standoffish girl that is kind of blunt and mean to everyone but is actually sweet inside and she opens up over a long time for the male love interest. And yes, tsundere is extreme male fantasy. Also, it's anime, which Josh has lied to us about liking over and over. I could easily see Josh, the ex-anime fan (he totally hates anime now guys, hehe) loving the idea of a coldhearted girl bullying him for being a nasty moid and then heading into the kitchen to bake his fatass some sweets and jumping into his bed at nighttime.
>"Baka, it's not like I would ever love a moid like you. I'm only turning red 'cause the blood rushed to my head when I bent over just now."
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Except just logging off would be extremely suspicious and make people ask questions as to why she suddenly disappeared. Staging a public "break-up" is way smarter.
Yes. And note that Lidl NEVER attacked Moon or trashed him where it would actually hurt him like calling him a gay pedo anime-lover freak incel that wanted to rape and murder women. Lidl said that other men on the site were calling women "holes" and that's basically why she was done with the Farms. She never trashed Josh on the way out. That's how you know it's Josh behind the sock. Josh is the blindspot. It's in the same way her ideology fundamentally doesn't work. Lidl hates ALL men but loves Josh somehow, the fat stinky incel that wanted to rape and murder women. Lidl isn't making the one exception for Brad Pitt or some attractive rich tall heartthrob. She's making the exception for Josh Moon. 😁 It's all so fake and gay.
 
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For all we know, Josh was buying German silver to melt it down for his coin collecting autism or some similar bullshit collecting gold and silver.
There are plenty of German sites for buying coins or silver bars. Why would he buy wedding bands way over spot to melt down?

If Lidl logged off the Farms for good over that spat where Josh called that Australian feminist group "holes" then why wasn't Josh broken up emotionally on his podcast or on his website about the Lidl breakup?
Cause the break-up was staged, that was my whole point, genius.

Every guy would love to have a woman that hates all men
What lmao? Man-hating feminists are an anime archetype now that men desire? Get a grip.

Lidl Drip is a "tsundere" archetype.
Lay off the anime buddy and maybe one day some terminally online fat bitch might take an interest in you as well.
 
Now I’m sure you all read “Null was pretending to be a girl online” and your mind jumped to trannyism, but I don’t think that’s correct.
I forgot to point out the one flaw in this Magnum Opus; Josh isn't a tranny, he has literally changed his birth sex and become a biological woman. I believe he is the first man ever to do so.
 
Nice AI generated soap opera fan fiction plot hook.
 
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