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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
To be fair, Kiwis are just for banning pornography in general (Old screenshot, not sure why I left out the user)
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I’m not defending loli by any means, more so pointing out that this most likely is an extension of Kiwi’s strange desire for a government to control their genitals. There’s a debate to be had about banning pornography, especially ones that uses real actors, but Kiwis aren’t very interested in keeping that debate sane and grounded in reality.

What blows me the most is their idea of “gooning”, that people who watch porn are these insatiable beasts that will snap and rape your child given the chance. It’s like, are they not aware a majority of society watches porn? Not as much nowadays since it’s become “cool and right wing” to avoid it but still, a good chunk watches porn. Like they’re aware they meet these “gooners” everyday and literally nothing bad happens, right?

The only way to enforce such a law would be a massive surveillance state. Which we are already on our way to anyways, so...
 
I don't know if it's just me, but farmers tend to not be "too explicit" about what they like because they're probably too afraid of seeming like lolcows to others.
Saying this because the bar to be a "lolcow" is rock bottom at this point.
Like, wow, there's 30 million people just like that guy, what makes this thread worthy?

It's like a bizarre self-imposed religion.

+ hey, new here
Welcome! And I hard agree, the lolcows nowadays are nothing like the lolcows in the olden days. The threads are nothing like it either, the “no a-logging” rule has pretty much vanished.

No hate to Ruben, but check the Ruben Sim Derangement Syndrome thread. That’s like peak Kiwi identity confusion. A-logging is encouraged and the norm and the whole point of the thread is to highlight literally billions of people with the same personality where none of them have anything that is actually unique or entertaining.
 
Pretty much. Scary part is now they have the technology to enforce it.
Then you have one country Nepal pulling in 5D Chess by announcing they are going to ban 23 of the most popular social media platforms in America because Donald Trump refuses to listen to a communist country to read private messages of their own citizens to protect innocent children from bad evil online pedophiles. You wanna see what happens when a corrupted Government gone too far?




You get stuff like this.
 
Then you have one country Nepal pulling in 5D Chess by announcing they are going to ban 23 of the most popular social media platforms in America because Donald Trump refuses to listen to a communist country to read private messages of their own citizens to protect innocent children from bad evil online pedophiles. You wanna see what happens when a corrupted Government gone too far?




You get stuff like this.
B-B-B-But at least… At least goonings banned… :Onionweep:
 
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It makes me genuinely wonder, so like, how’s outside like for these people? How do they relate to anyone or spend time with anyone? When all they wanna talk about is shit no one cares about? When they have immense disdain for groups of people for incredibly delusional reasons?
i see most of these people seem to be on other places like twitter and facebook

im just banned from most of those things as myself and if i have to hide under a new account and a disguise whats the point. i miss my old friends.

4chan jannies tightening the screws on me now.

i landed on KF because it was the last house on the block . the veneer is wearing thin and some of them are cool many are assholes. and im such a loser i missed onionfarms in its downtime because i started preferring here

these last couple days i found w so called cows i saw the humanity or myself in and kind of like or relate to or i liked their music and reading the shit there is actually gross

moralfagging kiwikarens can say whatever about 4lungs sexual proclivities for example i like their music and personality(knew of them from elsewhere NOT kf) and i dont want to read that other shit and thats the thread where i started getting upset with the site. god forbid the lens be pointed back at me because the shit i did was cringe too. wonder whats in your fucking closets too.

joe winko was a cunt and i disliked him but im still sad about him dying and thats what i get for opening that door . i thought or hoped he was faking it and would be back any day laughing at us all. i wish i did not bear witness to that. i could relate to some of the things that broke him. its not how i reacted to those ugly parts of being gay and lonely. and i dont want to react to them by turning into a rock chucking kiwikaren mob pretending im not just the same.
 
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To be fair, Kiwis are just for banning pornography in general (Old screenshot, not sure why I left out the user)
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I’m not defending loli by any means, more so pointing out that this most likely is an extension of Kiwi’s strange desire for a government to control their genitals. There’s a debate to be had about banning pornography, especially ones that uses real actors, but Kiwis aren’t very interested in keeping that debate sane and grounded in reality.

What blows me the most is their idea of “gooning”, that people who watch porn are these insatiable beasts that will snap and rape your child given the chance. It’s like, are they not aware a majority of society watches porn? Not as much nowadays since it’s become “cool and right wing” to avoid it but still, a good chunk watches porn. Like they’re aware they meet these “gooners” everyday and literally nothing bad happens, right?
It's because Jersh drank the Radfem Kool-Aid where he thinks Radfems are not lolcows when Radfem are complete lolcows. Jersh is a retarded radfem because he thinks he will get pussy from Lili Drip (if Lili Drip is a real person and isn't a sock that is).
The only way to enforce such a law would be a massive surveillance state. Which we are already on our way to anyways, so...
Then you have one country Nepal pulling in 5D Chess by announcing they are going to ban 23 of the most popular social media platforms in America because Donald Trump refuses to listen to a communist country to read private messages of their own citizens to protect innocent children from bad evil online pedophiles. You wanna see what happens when a corrupted Government gone too far?




You get stuff like this.
The hilarious part is that you can't really count on the GOP to fully embrace a China-styled surveillance state because individualism and collectivism are like oil and water, no matter how hard you try you will never mix the two together because their properties cause them to reject each other.

The GOP does have its share of radicals that want religion to play a very large role in people's lives but they always fail on the count that not everyone in the GOP is that crazy about turning America into Iran. So long as the GOP still embraces some aspects of individualism (firearm ownership, property rights, the U.S. Constitution, etc) then fringe right-wing groups like the Dissident Right or the Religious Right will never really get their way. Even the 2nd Trump administration has threatened to put more tariffs on both the UK and the EU over their plans to regulate the Internet and Trump administration's own FTC has warned American Big Tech to simply disregard what Europe is trying to do (it's very difficult to do authoritarianism in America when even the GOP can't agree on a universal definition how to be an autocrat in America).

You'd think the GOP would fully embrace shit like the UK's Online Safety Act or the EU's proposed Chat Control policy because these two things would be very powerful tools to police speech on the Internet in America but so far the GOP has rejected what the UK and the EU are doing because Trump opposes to what Europe in general is doing. Shit, even Trump and the GOP have denounced debanking by the credit card companies where you'd think they'd embrace that too because debanking would also be a very powerful tool for an authoritarian government (which proves my point that the GOP will never be truly authoritarian so long as they keep embracing some aspects of individualism).

Here's a few examples of the Fringe Right taking some big Ls because they fail to acknowledge that America isn't Russia.

These are just a few recent examples that show you just how difficult it is to establish collectivist values in America because America since its foundation was founded on staunch individualism. So long as the American Constitution stands as is, the Far-Left will never be able to truly ban guns and the Far-Right will never be able to truly ban porn either.

The point I'm trying to make here is that if the Kiwis really want porn to be banned in America then they have to start openly advocating to abolish the U.S. Constitution, abolish property rights, and have the American government no longer have checks and balances anymore where the American government acts under a fully centralized authority (much like what you see in present day China, Russia, and Iran). You can either have individualism or you can have authoritarianism, you can't have both.

I just wish the Kiwis would stop lying by omission and they should just admit they want a fascist state. They should stop pretending about caring for American values and they should be honest that they want America to be like mid-20th century Germany where they can LARP as a Nazi SS officer.
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while im at it

i say 4lung because theres nothing kiwifarms said about them that is as interesting to me as what they have to say for themselves

thats the person who just helped me understand that trannies hate and ban and cancel and shun and shit on and treat each other like garbage too

and turned me on to invisible monsters

and im just where you all my life i wish i had someone like to tell me all the things i need to know

patricia taxzon is cool too. youre like HAHAHHAHA MAN VOICE NAILS ON CHALKBOA- waaait this is good.

and i liked her more vulnerable honest tweets before they shamed her into cleaning her timeline and becoming invisible

thats the people i belonged with. fuck kiwi farms. now that i know people like that exist i want to be invisible and grey and play possum too.

leaving the internet a world full of people like them

now i actually hope that site fucking dies and they have a cwcki board thats nothing but josh moon cow content
 
Even they felt it autistic. Also ten? I can only remember like. Two.

Actually, Bittersweet isn’t a sex offender, is he? He’s just into fictional kids.

i see most of these people seem to be on other places like twitter and facebook

im just banned from most of those things as myself and if i have to hide under a new account and a disguise whats the point. i miss my old friends.

4chan jannies tightening the screws on me now.

i landed on KF because it was the last house on the block . the veneer is wearing thin and some of them are cool many are assholes. and im such a loser i missed onionfarms in its downtime because i started preferring here

these last couple days i found w so called cows i saw the humanity or myself in and kind of like or relate to or i liked their music and reading the shit there is actually gross

moralfagging kiwikarens can say whatever about 4lungs sexual proclivities for example i like their music and personality(knew of them from elsewhere NOT kf) and i dont want to read that other shit and thats the thread where i started getting upset with the site. god forbid the lens be pointed back at me because the shit i did was cringe too. wonder whats in your fucking closets too.

joe winko was a cunt and i disliked him but im still sad about him dying and thats what i get for opening that door . i thought or hoped he was faking it and would be back any day laughing at us all. i wish i did not bear witness to that. i could relate to some of the things that broke him. its not how i reacted to those ugly parts of being gay and lonely. and i dont want to react to them by turning into a rock chucking kiwikaren mob pretending im not just the same.
I feel for you honestly, dude. It’s late so I’m shit at formulating my thoughts but I totally get what you mean, Kiwi culture demands you to care about certain things that most people just don’t. But if you don’t you’re (insert accusation here). I can sorta relate, I can’t sleep in silence so I usually play YouTube videos as I sleep. For a good while I’d use Kiwitapes and Smokey’s videos, I wasn’t a fan of monetizing lolcow content but man I just didn’t fucking care. But apparently to kiwis that’s a sin upon mankind and Brenden and Smokey must secretly be child predators. (I don’t watch them anymore purely cause their content has gotten a bit same-y and bland.).

Truth be told however, half of the kiwifarm’s extreme admonishment comes from them hiding what they actually dislike about the person. Smokey and Kiwi? They claim it’s because they’re encouraging harassment and blahity blahity blah, but really it’s cause they’re making money off of stealing kiwi threads. 4lung? They claim it’s like ohhh he’s a diaperfur and blah blah, it’s cause he’s a transgender furry. Obviously I don’t like diaperfurs but come on, if 4lung was a cis man who made completely normal techno then the thread wouldve been significantly less active.

Speaking of 4lung, it’s that guy with the yellow dog character, right? I have to say I always liked his art. They gave off a fun and chaotic vibe. Never actually listened to his music though.

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I think Jack ultimately was right when it comes to lolcow culture where there’s something seriously fundamentally wrong with it. I feel like there’s times where it’s acceptable, but kiwis often cross that line. Obviously that’s their prerogative, it’s whatever, just be glad we’re here where we can acknowledge the flaws in cyberstalking mentally ill people, and even acknowledge the most controversial fact, that maybe a lot of lolcows end up doing horrible stuff because knowing there’s thousands of people following your every move is a bit sanity breaking?

To this day the one thing I respect kiwifarms for the most is when they stopped snooping in on Chris after the idea guys.

It's because Jersh drank the Radfem Kool-Aid where he thinks Radfems are not lolcows when Radfem are complete lolcows. Jersh is a retarded radfem because he thinks he will get pussy from Lili Drip (if Lili Drip is a real person and isn't a sock that is).
Total radfem death. Nothing I hate more than a radfem. Most people I try to have some amount of civility with but I have little to no love for radfems. Maybe it’s a problem, but I can’t care for someone who believes the subjugation, objectification, and abandonment of an entire sex is not only ok but preferred, for no reason other than shit that happened years ago that had literally nothing to do with them in their lifetime. I think the reason why radfems anger me more than people like those fresh and fit niggas is cause I know more good men in my life than I know good women. Good men who don’t deserve to take radfem shit, and bad women who deserve the worst life has to offer. Misogyny is bad obviously but I can almost get it, misandry is total retardation. I’m so glad that everyone put Lidl in her place in that one payment processor post. Stay gone, hole.
 
now i actually hope that site fucking dies and they have a cwcki board thats nothing but josh moon cow content
Hmm, that’s a good question. Can Kiwifarms die?

Well, since 2022 it’s had a steady culture change. What kept Kiwifarms going is the fact that it was all jokes, no one actually hated black people or transgenders, everyone was just busting eachother’s balls cause it’s funny. That was its main defense, all the “tranny” and “nigger” stuff were just jokes. The average person could say “Ok, not my humor, but I’m glad you’re not being serious”.

Fast forward to 2025 and it’s not jokes anymore, there’s legit actual for real racists and people who actually get off to seeing trans people botched in surgeries. Could this get Kiwifarms shut down? Not sure. Probably not legally, maybe some sort of mass disavowal. Like how OnlyFans was shunned by the internet, if the web found out that it’s no longer a joke, maybe KiwiFarms could become the internet laughing stock. The laughing stock that, if you’re caught with an account, you’re shunned. Maybe. But that would require people even knowing how bad it’s gotten. The outcome was unlikely and what would have to happen to get the outcome is even more unlikely.

Now, maybe KF could “die” by Josh’s handling? I mean, it’s hanging on by a thread when it comes to the code, and he apparently is running out of money to fund it. But even then, it imploding in on itself would take genuine years.

If KF does die, it won’t be this year. Or next year. Or the year after that. I can only ever see it dying if Josh himself died from old age or something.
 
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“Troonism”
Blah blah blah, holy conspiracybabble. No one’s grooming anyone through games, do they really think anyone thinks like this? They’re just putting something they feel they’re passionate about in a game and it happens to be something retarted.

Having a whole thread just to get mad at transgender allegories and connections in games is retarded.
 
“Troonslop”
“Troonism”
Blah blah blah, holy conspiracybabble. No one’s grooming anyone through games, do they really think anyone thinks like this? They’re just putting something they feel they’re passionate about in a game and it happens to be something retarted.

Having a whole thread just to get mad at transgender allegories and connections in games is retarded.
Unfortunately, people do think like that unironically.
 
Hmm, that’s a good question. Can Kiwifarms die?

Well, since 2022 it’s had a steady culture change. What kept Kiwifarms going is the fact that it was all jokes, no one actually hated black people or transgenders, everyone was just busting eachother’s balls cause it’s funny. That was its main defense, all the “tranny” and “nigger” stuff were just jokes. The average person could say “Ok, not my humor, but I’m glad you’re not being serious”.

Fast forward to 2025 and it’s not jokes anymore, there’s legit actual for real racists and people who actually get off to seeing trans people botched in surgeries. Could this get Kiwifarms shut down? Not sure. Probably not legally, maybe some sort of mass disavowal. Like how OnlyFans was shunned by the internet, if the web found out that it’s no longer a joke, maybe KiwiFarms could become the internet laughing stock. The laughing stock that, if you’re caught with an account, you’re shunned. Maybe. But that would require people even knowing how bad it’s gotten. The outcome was unlikely and what would have to happen to get the outcome is even more unlikely.

Now, maybe KF could “die” by Josh’s handling? I mean, it’s hanging on by a thread when it comes to the code, and he apparently is running out of money to fund it. But even then, it imploding in on itself would take genuine years.

If KF does die, it won’t be this year. Or next year. Or the year after that. I can only ever see it dying if Josh himself died from old age or something.

There's a method behind the madness of the shift though. The violent chimp attack of the Ukrainian girl in Charlottesville is one of a litany of attacks that are compounding nigger fatigue and making the average white person more racist.

As far as the transgender thing goes, we went the past 10 years not even being able to make jokes about these fucking nimrods without risking online banishment for making fun of their pronouns.

It's a backlash. We are experiencing a hardcore backlash. This is what happens when internet culture and media and bullshit covid mandates lock young white kids up during their formative years and tell them "YOU are the problem. Stay at home, shut your mouth, respect people's pronouns, don't make jokes and black lives matter more than yours." How do you think Trump went from an insurrectionist to the returning president in 4 years? By a landslide victory I may add.

They have created an army of white supremacist, anti-semitic, homophobic sociopathic monsters... But what in the fuck did they think was going to happen? A black kid stabs a white kid in the chest during a track meet and is out on bail. A nigger stabs Ukrainian girl to death for having the audacity to sit in her seat and not bother anyone and not only did four other black people watch and not help, he was released and is just walking the streets.

This society and this culture (and the blacks certainly aren't helping anything either) have raised an entire generation of kids to be full of venomous unbridled hate.

Welcome to the age of rage. And I'll give it to KF, they have their finger on the pulse. Because this homophobia and racism is not a boutique, niche thing. This is the way that the majority of white America currently feels.

What I want to see is when things swing the other way and we have to be politically correct again is what they're going to do about that. Because I don't think you can walk back what they've been saying at this point. I mean at least when I'm being homophobic and racist and misogynistic and islamophobic and whatever phobic, at least I'm being over the top flagrant about it so even the dumbest motherfuckers (except mentally retarded fat Ashley) know that I'm obviously joking.

These people are basically just being like "Fuck niggers and kikes and faggots in dresses, I hope they all die" and while I absolutely understand where a lot of that venom is coming from, when you're just being flagrant like that you're going to end up stepping on some toes or somebody's going to say something so out of pocket that they're going to end up getting Joshy into some legal shit he CAN'T get away from.
 
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