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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
That's just sharty nigger faggots being sharty nigger faggots. From what I've seen other farmers fucking hate that stupid shit too, they're just an extremely loud minority.


Not just you I'm afraid. Because honestly forum culture is dead, it's all about the twitter/le soyjak humor now. So when you do very long posts that are clearly a shitpost like people used to do in say, SomethingAwful back in the day, you get negrated to hell while people quote your post with a 900000000000x9000000000000 image of an unfunny soyjak going MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG or just tell you to kill yourself/call you a pedophile

It's just how things have grown, and how comedy has been dying over time.
I agree with all of this but at the same time
They’re teenagers, what do you expect. Theres some teens that think actual doo doo shit is unironically funny.

I LOVE HER! She's a technically British black girl. But she's not British. But she kind of is.
You’re getting along with a NON AMERICAN? This is reaching critical conditions. Well, at least she’s not Canadian.
 
And why do you love me so?

Are you fucking KIDDING??? You told off Ashley in the exact opposite way that I usually do... You were polite and nice to her and told her to seek help. She had a meltdown because you were being pleasant to her. Fucking hilarious. I know you're going to be mad at me for finding stuff like that funny but I still think it's great.
 
Are you fucking KIDDING??? You told off Ashley in the exact opposite way that I usually do... You were polite and nice to her and told her to seek help. She had a meltdown because you were being pleasant to her. Fucking hilarious. I know you're going to be mad at me for finding stuff like that funny but I still think it's great.
I was just trying to help that girl she obviously has problems. I don't want to be part of any bullying campaign.
 
Wait, I'm gonna need go know the story about the tranny story and how one snuck into the kiwifarms staff.
I had an account back then that got banned because I gave the business to Null. It was a mod, not null that banned me, so I emailed him telling his mod staff have been corrupted and comprimised and the issues he was seeing (DDoS at the time) was caused by a mod.
I didn't go back to the site for 18 months, when I did, there was a post about how just after I was banned Null did a sweep of the jannies and found one was trying to take the site over which is a classic tranny move.

Trombinistia is a tranny and there's another one who is a cunt as well. I'm positive, but have no proof, that Null's account is being used by the mod team. 90% of jannies on websites are trannies. Mods are trannies who infiltrate sites then take them down from the inside.
 
Not to pull back the curtain on my actual personality but I've been saying this for a really long time: lol cows aren't funny to me. I don't see anything cool or even amusing about dunking on someone who's clearly mentally ill and in a worse place than you are.
Exactly this 100%. It's harsh on the lolcow and it's really telling how sad, lonely and fucking miserable someone has to be to log on to the internet to laugh at someone with mental illness. What kind of a way of spending your time is that?
It's like the worst, lowest form of high school girl bullying.

Pathetic.
 
I'm talking about bullying someone that doesn't put up a fight back
Nick Rekieta, Chris Chan, Russell Greer, and a shitload of other gen X lolcows didn't know you don't feed the trolls. case in point Patrick, very seldomly did people actively go after someone who was smart enough to DFE and vanish, hell even Chris chan almost got away, all he had to do was give up the tugboat and get a real job. especially if you stick with it, you'd be surprised how quickly the flames go out when you don't give the online people attention.
because I don't want to start shit with these teenagers
i don't believe its actually teens, i've been wrong before but it really feels like people that didn't get the memo and still want to party like its 09. the idea guys were all in their mid20s, and it just feels like to get everything and understand the soijack stuff you need to be an older loser.
Hell hath no fury like a woman under fire.
i used to joke that the military should just viciously rape the soldiers as part of the "break you down and rebuild you" process, until i saw veterans admit that the dykes who were touched by their uncles seemed to do the best during those "oh shit" moments.
That’s why I never got doing it, not that I don’t respect veterans of course, I just always stare at them like “You- You wanted to go to war?”. I guess after 9/11 it was a feeling of justice, I hear a lot of veterans immediately went to be deployed after that. Some didn’t even wait for the day to end.
to be fair, when iraq happened the internet was barely a thing, most people that joined got suckered into it. my best example i used to use is The Night's Watch from Game of Thrones when that aired, the people in the know understood how bad an idea it was to let their son sign up but most of the men were brainwashed by stories of their uncles or other family members that served and were congratulated and shoved off, and then once they're in, they're fucked. Not remotely what they were led to believe.

Its a lot like the kikes, they've always been as shitty as they've been the last couple years, but social media was very censored until recently, it was a similar thing in the 2000s. Only people, especially of drafting age straight up didn't have an internet to check out what war is actually like. when the invasion happened, myspace had the same active daily user number as kiwifarms, thats how small the internet was back then.

more people went to the mall of america than myspace at its height, and much like a mall it was dominated by teens. if you only look at people over drinking age. by the time of the surge the amount of users on myspace, the largest website at the time, still was less than the number of kiwifarm users over drinking age right fucking now. Or maybe it was rental car age, either way. it was fucking impossible to get the real info if you were just the random meathead back in the 2000s.

Like people straight up still wrote letters by the end of the iraq war.
 
i used to joke that the military should just viciously rape the soldiers as part of the "break you down and rebuild you" process, until i saw veterans admit that the dykes who were touched by their uncles seemed to do the best during those "oh shit" moments.

I don't know about all that but I'm definitely someone who says that women joining the military was the best thing that ever happened to it. We used to call them "battlefield mothers"

When you wanted to take the coward stance and stand there and freeze they would slap you right in your mouth and get you back in the game.

to be fair, when iraq happened the internet was barely a thing, most people that joined got suckered into it. my best example i used to use is The Night's Watch from Game of Thrones when that aired, the people in the know understood how bad an idea it was to let their son sign up but most of the men were brainwashed by stories of their uncles or other family members that served and were congratulated and shoved off, and then once they're in, they're fucked. Not remotely what they were led to believe.

Now see I'm not trying to take that personal but I take offense to that. Nobody suckered me dude. I realized that there was a Muslim crisis that needed to be resolved. They had already attacked on 9/11 and I was married to a Jewish girl. I was going to be God damned if I let any of those fucking shit skin sand people ever lay a finger on her supple little white body.

I did what I did because I volunteered for it. Am I going to hell for what I did? Probably. But I wouldn't change it for anything in the world. I took out a lot of evil people, man.

Its a lot like the kikes, they've always been as shitty as they've been the last couple years

Come on man my kids are Jewish

Like people straight up still wrote letters by the end of the iraq war.

Bro we were writing letters while we were in the Iraq war. Mom can you send me socks? Mom can you send me cash? Mom can you send me silly string?

Silly string was more valuable than gold in the Iraq war. I am not being facetious when I say I would be dead if it weren't for the silly string I had.
 
and I was married to a Jewish girl.
are you like the kiwifarm users married to jewish girls who think Jeff epstein did nothing wrong and that the white woman who called a black dude a nigger deserves to be thrown in jail?

You a big fan of Zion don helping make sure all the muzzie refugees of israeli violence live right next to the rest of us?

I remember some jew, i think it was josh shapiro's cousin saying you'd have to be a real piece of shit to join the US army to go to iraq when serving in the IDF was a better cause. Why don't you feel the same way? in fact most jews feel closer to the IDF than the US military. fun fact more trannys served in Iraq than jews. explain that, hell at this point i'm pretty sure more guys named Ramirez are serving in the army now vs jewish people. Exaplin that
 
are you like the kiwifarm users married to jewish girls who think Jeff epstein did nothing wrong and that the white woman who called a black dude a nigger deserves to be thrown in jail?

You a big fan of Zion don helping make sure all the muzzie refugees of israeli violence live right next to the rest of us?

I remember some jew, i think it was josh shapiro's cousin saying you'd have to be a real piece of shit to join the US army to go to iraq when serving in the IDF was a better cause. Why don't you feel the same way? in fact most jews feel closer to the IDF than the US military. fun fact more trannys served in Iraq than jews. explain that, hell at this point i'm pretty sure more guys named Ramirez are serving in the army now vs jewish people. Exaplin that

I'm just some Catholic who had 2 Ashkenazi Jews with their mother.

I hate muzzies because of Iraq and I love shooting Muslims.
 
I'm just some Catholic who had 2 Ashkenazi Jews with their mother.

I hate muzzies because of Iraq and I love shooting Muslims.
not even attempting to explain? could you even try? its not like im asking why ashkenzais are an ethno religious group but the irish and italians aren't considered the same despite the religiosity being more heavily associated with their group than jews and their ethnicity. all i'm fucking asking is to explain, especially when you have two kids of drafting age, why did you talk them out of serving their country too?
 
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