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Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0 / Green reddit / catboy ranch 2 Neko shota boogalo / cwcki forums autistic evolution

These threads cover general gossip and interacting with Kiwifarms (openly calling them out).
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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
SwimStaffRubber said:
I guess by that definition, Dyn is a BDSM degenerate, since he said "all men".
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Dyn was rumored to be a null sock iirc so the fact it's exactly like lidl only makes me believe just switched to that one.
 
Home said:
Woah, uh, I thought there was an age minimum to this forum?
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Ken was trying to make it open to 16 year olds and was sperging about for 3 days now.
 
PleasantSpark said:
Josh is ugly and unfucking attractive he's attractive I will never fucking ice no I don't mean that what the fuck is wrong with my text me Josh is unattractive and ugly and no one fucking have sex with him because he's such a virgin he has to pretend to be someone else and that's not true because yes he thinks it's true also I'm drunk right now and I need help I need help I can't get up help me Kenneth Kenneth help me I can't get up help me help me help me moderators help me I'm so tired I want to go to sleep help me help me I can't get up anyways anyways why is there so many pedophiles and fucking kiwi Farms why is there so many fucking pedophiles does Joshua Connor Moon just Joshua and Connor Moon attract pedophiles is he able can I what the fuck is going can somebody tell me hey hey Alex hogendorf hey Alex Alex Alex Alex Alex Alex Alex Alex can you tell me why you like lolis like why do you like lolis why do you like disembodied lilies also also Claudio did you fucking rape a cat also also also moderators water is one moderators Garcia on do you like Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z what is your opinion on shoulder it sucks I know what is your opinion on Dragon Ball Z what are you paying on Sawyer what is your opinion on what is your opinion on what is your opinion on patreon payrolling Dragon Ball Z mods where you're paying it on Sims 4 if you had one what is your opinion on soy Jack party what happens if you go to the store and never come back and do you take your medication with alcohol also also why does people have to ask me if I'm okay also if I buy $50 worth of fucking rent a camera would I become famous do you think that the sun isn't shining do you think of the red is fucking dead do you think Red Dead redemption is going to ever have a third game do you think that call of duty is a good game do you think that GoAnimate will end up dying what is your opinion on African vulture what is your opinion on Sonic the hedgehog what is your opinion on Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z Dragon Ball Z what is your opinion on AliExpress what that God fucking Express them God fuck what is your opinion on Chipotle what is your opinion on parents what is your pain in Roblox do you like Ruben Sim or do you like schlep do you like fucking Sonic the hedgehog what else is fucking Sonic the hedgehog do you like the weekend or do you like the fucking Lord fuck fuck fuck fuck I can't speak do you have a pet snail like Gary the snail from Dragon Ball Z do you think Sonic the hedgehog is autistic well Christian ever become popular again if Christian didn't fuck his mom would he would he be a famous change what is your opinion on casting call if Piccolo regenerates how much fart you can do what is fucking Discord what is your opinions on broly's bronies brownies brownies brownies it has been Hotel was written by someone else who do you want to point that and finally do you write fanfiction I know this doesn't actually related kiwi forms but I'm curious cuz I want to get to know my fellow onion farmers also I don't know what the fuck is happening but my door is wet my door is wet my door is wet my doors wet also also also
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TheCIAGlowsInTheDark said:
Holy wall of text.
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Ironic, but at least yours are readable if I wanted to.
 
SwanSwanson said:
The funny thing about catler is that they didn't ban him, they just leaked his weird mass dms. I'm honestly wondering if a huge chunk of kiwifarms are just secretly gay men with how much they love drama and slander. Axiom, Toji, who else? Seriously I wouldn't be surprised that if a time traveler shifted a few chairs around, the drop kiwifarms movement didn't happen, the term movement didn't come into swing, I wouldn't be surprised if kiwifarms would've ended up as being 30% trannies.
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Frosty Fetus said:
Is a woman so technically she is gay
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Kiwi Pot Pie said:
No he isn't. At best he is a tranny.
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Speaking of toji his thread here hasn't been posted in since bear hammer got so butthurt over not understanding jokes he left the site.
 
Frosty Fetus said:
we have or had Zoe posting their, but id hate to say it @Bear Hammer I hope the marines treat him better than this site apparently. Maybe someday we'll serve together who knows?
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Bearhammer left? Fucking lame, I liked that dude.
 
Frosty Fetus said:
we have or had Zoe posting their, but id hate to say it @Bear Hammer I hope the marines treat him better than this site apparently. Maybe someday we'll serve together who knows?
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He would probably quit after the drill sergeant yells at him and calls him a faggot for saying something gay and retarded.
 
Smeared Mascara said:
Bearhammer left? Fucking lame, I liked that dude.
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Over a joke
Bear Hammer said:
This is like the sixth time green / purple redditors took a very obvious joke I have made seriously, and now will try to use this against me forever, you are all genuinely autistic, that's the only possible reason I can think of how you are all users of a website that requires you to have knowledge about internet culture and can't tell posts that SCREAM THAT THEY ARE SHITPOSTS. You are all actual subhumans, almost nigger tier actually. The fact that this places humor is usually so boring is why I don't really use this site or other similar forms anymore.

Same shit when I told a reference to destiny's dream about AOC (and included an end post that should have made it more obvious) and zoeyniggers twisted it to make it appear like I was being 100% serious.
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Bear Hammer said:
Why people keep taking my shitposts and taking them seriously is so confusing to me, I know gossip forums are not known for attracting the brightest minds, but you all have to have almost nigger tier levels of intelligence to see this post and try to take it seriously. Especially since I have made multiple posts similar to this in the past so you all should know what my humor is like.

All of you just need to kill yourselves, for the good of humanity. The world would genuinely be better off without you all in it.
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Frosty Fetus said:
Calm down bro were also cracking jokes. Theirs no need to nig out and burn bridges and autisticly overexplain everything. Your not david lynch, just chill out.
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The great Bear Hammer SaGa
 
Smeared Mascara said:
Bearhammer left? Fucking lame, I liked that dude.
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He left before I could edit the Cleveland show theme song into onion farms theme song and tag him in the part that says even a bear.
 
Frosty Fetus said:
Over a joke






The great Bear Hammer SaGa
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The quotes from him I edited and posted in random txt makes me laugh every time I look at it. It's a shame he didn't get to see them.
 
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