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I want to start a discussion, i fucking hate BossmanJack, He's the lolcow equivalent to Safe Edgy. He's your average crackhead, the fact that he doesn't have any political opinions and acts like he just came from a 2012 COD lobby is why people enjoy his antics. but its fucking boring overall.
There has been very little actual lolcow content even featured on the site for like a year. It’s ridiculous.
it reminds me of what happened to encyclopedia dramatica, its fucking obvious that anyone that dedicates their time to researching someone and doing deep dives like @The Gays From LA is fucking autistic as crap. Which is why they're so good at it, on the flipside it also causes them to be eccentric in a way that might make people want to fuck with them. BP and Lidl in particular fucking loves playing Kick the Autisitc, which is why so many great users have been banned. Which also leads to their threads not being updated and the lolcows themselves not having their antics reported on anymore.

Look at Ethan Ralph, or Contra, or lots of other lolcows, their threads died, not because they became better people but because their alogs got banned. Same way DSP's thread would cease to exist if Null banned those users, and null knows this deep down, which is why he did ban all becomes gunt, along with other users.
 
I want to start a discussion, i fucking hate BossmanJack, He's the lolcow equivalent to Safe Edgy. He's your average crackhead, the fact that he doesn't have any political opinions and acts like he just came from a 2012 COD lobby is why people enjoy his antics. but its fucking boring overall.

it reminds me of what happened to encyclopedia dramatica, its fucking obvious that anyone that dedicates their time to researching someone and doing deep dives like @The Gays From LA is fucking autistic as crap. Which is why they're so good at it, on the flipside it also causes them to be eccentric in a way that might make people want to fuck with them. BP and Lidl in particular fucking loves playing Kick the Autisitc, which is why so many great users have been banned. Which also leads to their threads not being updated and the lolcows themselves not having their antics reported on anymore.

Look at Ethan Ralph, or Contra, or lots of other lolcows, their threads died, not because they became better people but because their alogs got banned. Same way DSP's thread would cease to exist if Null banned those users, and null knows this deep down, which is why he did ban all becomes gunt, along with other users.
And many of his users will complain about why folks cry over lolcows they hate. It's definitely Green Reddit levels of sad.
 
Look at Ethan Ralph, or Contra, or lots of other lolcows, their threads died, not because they became better people but because their alogs got banned. Same way DSP's thread would cease to exist if Null banned those users, and null knows this deep down, which is why he did ban all becomes gunt, along with other users.
I honestly do think that becoming a better person has something to with threads on there dying. It becomes apparent that the cow themselves stops producing milk when they continue to do a lot better than KF, which leads KF with no amount of laughter being produced. Which most likely makes the alogs die out, so in hindsight, while it is true that alogs die out, but the cows becoming better people makes KF realize that the cow isn't worthy of being milked there, that makes the alogs die out, because of the cows inability to do retarded shit.
 
I think they're talking about the Supporters forum, which you can only view and post in if you or another person pays Null $20 bucks. Lidl Drip uses it to complain about users she wants gone and got banned for beefing with a user in it when the watermelon posting was at it's height.
I'm almost tempted to pay for it, but I won't.
 
honestly do think that becoming a better person has something to with threads on there dying
so you're saying Ethan Ralph and Contrapoints became better people in the last 2 years? odd take
I'm almost tempted to pay for it, but I won't.
whats stopping some user (YOU) from just paying for it and then scraping every single post and putting it here so people can see what has been said about their banned accounts in that part of the website.

You know for a fucking fact that some users have a full on 180 different personality in the paid section vs how they act with the poors. plus it would give us great reference material for the Lidl thread and rest of the users that have threads here.

Do it for Zoey!
 
whats stopping some user (YOU) from just paying for it and then scraping every single post and putting it here so people can see what has been said about their banned accounts in that part of the website.

You know for a fucking fact that some users have a full on 180 different personality in the paid section vs how they act with the poors. plus it would give us great reference material for the Lidl thread and rest of the users that have threads here.

Do it for Zoey!
I already have Supporters board access.
How would you scrape it considering Null very likely has a way to tell when people are scraping it?
Also would prefer to keep my KF account private when doing so. Is that possible?
 
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What about the "lol Spider-Man is a faggot" board? I feel like I've seen it before.
That's a thread on the Supporters board.
Obviously the most recent pages would be the juiciest and the most likely to be browsed so scraping those would probably arouse minimal issues. If it were me I would just go and print every page as a PDF file and either zoom in to the point it crops you account details out or edit it so you cover those up. PDFs will give the most detail of the thread without you needing to take 5 million different screenshots and will allow you to spend minimal time there so as to be seen spending a fuckload of time there.
I'll have a further look. Would require quite a lot of editing to make it not identifiable, since I have posted and reacted to posts in Supporters before.
Honestly most of it isn't worth scraping. In my opinion, just the Spiderman and Multipass threads are worth dealing with.
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so you're saying Ethan Ralph and Contrapoints became better people in the last 2 years? odd take

whats stopping some user (YOU) from just paying for it and then scraping every single post and putting it here so people can see what has been said about their banned accounts in that part of the website.

You know for a fucking fact that some users have a full on 180 different personality in the paid section vs how they act with the poors. plus it would give us great reference material for the Lidl thread and rest of the users that have threads here.

Do it for Zoey!
I will think about it for sure, it's kinda weird how nobody else here has T&H.

Speaking of Zoey what's going on with her?
 
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More here.
something something foreskin balloons something something Jewish fairground toy something something penis pumps
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He never said anything about devices that don't turn on.
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Starting to think this isn't a bit.
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ok yeah this isn't a bit. Kiwi farms users need penis pumps for their small dicks and that's why they are so angry all the time confirmed.
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The idea of people actually buying knock off penis pumps off of Temu is beyond hilarious to me.
 
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I stand corrected. Also I had the same reaction as gog & magog.
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op is confirmed fag
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I remember laughing at retards doing that trend and called it tik tok nigger lip challenge.
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Well that was certainly a thread of all time.
 
Reason: This is what people mean by power leveling.
This is probably my favorite thread in the inner circle.
If this is a shit post he is not breaking character.View attachment 94854lidl drip makes a guest appearance.View attachment 94853🦆View attachment 94852View attachment 94851He talks about it more on the second page.
More here.
something something foreskin balloons something something Jewish fairground toy something something penis pumpsView attachment 94855He never said anything about devices that don't turn on.View attachment 94856Starting to think this isn't a bit.View attachment 94857ok yeah this isn't a bit. Kiwi farms users need penis pumps for their small dicks and that's why they are so angry all the time confirmed.View attachment 94858The idea of people actually buying knock off penis pumps off of Temu is beyond hilarious to me.
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I stand corrected. Also I had the same reaction as gog & magog.View attachment 94859op is confirmed fagView attachment 94860I remember laughing at retards doing that trend and called it tik tok nigger lip challenge.View attachment 94861Well that was certainly a thread of all time.
seriously, what is that thread even about? I don't know what a penis pump is and what its purpose until I stumble upon that freaky thread
 
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