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ITT: Onion farms makes Kiwifarms cry and we drink the tears in a coffee mug. And occasionally tell Ashley to fuck off.
He cope posts so damn much he might as well hang out with his loli loving pals. Green Reddit has been feeding us some amazing cope this week but he's probably been the most mainstream of it and his has been delicious. You would think his "hatred" for loli would have him leading the crusade against Useful_Mistake but he has stayed completely silent over it despite the overwhelming evidence presented to him and the overhaul mood of the average user turning against UM. It's just a bold faced show of hypocrisy that shows the Farms is more than happy to push censorship and often does.
You could always make a thread on that user or anliteralidiot. You'd pro make a better op than something like me because it would probably just end up being just the thread title and simply "thread." Being the entire post.
 
this place really should start a thread on UM, we all know kiwifarms won't do it, its also oddly not talked about how many lolcows are just users now, gone are the days of streamers having OPs and mile long threads, now most of the lolcows are the power users of the site. just browsing it seems most of the lolcow discussions are internal, and thats not counting the paywall'd areas or DM chains where they say even more salacious things.

They're all turning on each other and you know there are DM chains where they plan their avenues of attack. Lidl probably "took one for the team" when she made her move on UM.

it reminds me a lot of EDF in 2012, all the users and mods had their own private discussions where they planned how to fuck over other users.

Josh has already shown that DM chains can unban users like Toji who do some shit that's superban worthy. And we already know from the Android Raptor fiasco that the users both post loli and porn and gore to each other but can also talk Josh into banning users despite his "principles"
You could probably write a decent one too.
 
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"When someone tells you who they are, believe them."
This is a phrase Josh says a lot because he thinks it's very smart. Why can't nullcels think for themselves?
It is cute Kiwi Fags think they have a moral edge over lolicons when they celebrate the suicide of groomed teenagers, devote their lives to obsessions over internet randos, and regularly praise Hitler and call for mass murder. Newsflash, niggers, normies put you in the same category of "weird freak" as those sickos jerking it to drawn child rape, you are just a different sort of freak, but still not worthy of ever being in polite society.
 
In addition, Useful_Mistake is a lolicon which makes him a pedophile according to federal law. So while they are morally grandstanding one of their most important people is a literal pedophile through no stretching of the truth or imagination. It's just a fact.

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I think what causes people more confusion is the fact that they aren't arrested for viewing it in their own home, which is why these fuckers insist it's not illegal. I don't know how they get caught (hint hint, usually they download actual CSEM and then the cops trace it back to their account and see the pattern.) regardless it's still illegal even if you don't get caufght.

Let's be frank, would you still drink in your own home underage if you risk getting arrested? These people want to get arrested. To the point they talk about using VPN's and shit despite the fact that metadata exists on their PC. These people are always at risk of hurting children too.
 
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🚨💢 NONCE ALERT! 💢🚨 JOSHUA RYNE GOLDBERG IS AT IT AGAIN! 🤡👎

EWWW, SWEATY 💦🤢 WHY ARE YOU STILL HERE? 🧐 NOBODY WANTS YOU, ESPECIALLY NEAR KIDS 👶🚫👮♂️

🚓 FBI OPEN UP! 🚓 THIS CREEPY LITTLE GOBLIN 🧟♂️💩 NEEDS TO BACK THE HELL OFF FROM MINORS 🚸⚠️ NONCE BEHAVIOR WILL NOT BE TOLERATED! 🙅‍♀️✋

YES KWEEN 👑💅 SLAY YOURSELF STRAIGHT TO JAIL ⚖️🔒 WHERE YOU BELONG! NO BAIL 💰🚫 JUST DIRECTLY INTO THE TRASH 🗑️🔥

YOUR VIBES ARE ILLEGAL 🚔📜 YOUR AURA IS CRIMINAL 👹🔪 AND YOUR ENTIRE EXISTENCE IS A MISTAKE ❌💀 DELETE YOURSELF 🖥️🗑️ (AND YOUR INTERNET ACCESS TOO!) 📵

BYEEEEE, FREAK 👋👋👋 TAKE YOUR NONCEY ENERGY TO THE SHADOW REALM 🌑👹 AND STAY THERE! 🚪🔐 NO COMING BACK! 🙅‍♂️🚷
Did you make this new alt in between botting the Shemmy with Shroom links, Catter?

Everyone can see that your new account was registered today and has no other posts, you absolute fucking retard.
 
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Let's be frank, would you still drink in your own home underage if you risk getting arrested?
Yes, I've drank alcohol underage before. At my house, which is safer than in public. Not comparable to CP though. For many reasons. Back then people didn't over share as much online and snitch on themselves posting underage drinking selfies. Plus drinking alcohol isn't tracked by online data like files would be. Also it's not child porn. No one gives a shit if little Timmy sneaks one of Daddy's beers then pukes and passes out. People care if the creepy guy down the street gets off to the kids walking to school. Also some places have exceptions if the kid is with a parent or guardian in a private residence. Because something something religion.
 
Green Reddit is sneeding! God my thread has been nothing but cope posts today. It's fucking hilarious. Keep calling it Green Reddit(how many people has the Green Reddit killed this year?), they openly admit it hurts their little fee fees! That post has to be probably the funniest thing I've read all day. Noooo don't call us Reddit! -bans someone over cheese-

Also, the whiplash of them calling this place a splinter site one day and then begging us to go and post on their pedo site another is hilarious. Like isn't one of their mods LITERALLY a lolicon/pedo?
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Does anyone here remember the cartoon Batman Beyond? It was one of the best and also one of the most underrated cartoon shows from the time; it was literately the story of Batman taking place in the future where Bruce Wayne hangs up the cape because he was getting too old and someone younger takes over the role as Gotham's nightly protector.

They even made a full length movie based on the TV show where the Joker returns to cause more mayhem in Gotham where Joker says he is "Ready to give this old town a wedgie again!" I won't go into too much detail but at the end of the movie, Terry McGinnis (the new Batman) does something that the OG Batman never did before and he decides to heckle the Joker by calling him a loser supervillian. This infuriates the Joker because Joker is the one used to messing with people, he's not used with people messing with him. Spoiler, Terry McGinnis defeats Joker by simply heckling the Joker which causes Joker to make a poor lapse in judgement and Terry was able to defeat Joker in the end.

So why am I bringing up Batman of all things? Because we're seeing Kiwi Farms being heckled and they don't like. Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" is genius because this actually makes Kiwi Farms look a lot smaller and it dehumanizes Kiwi Farms by making Kiwi Farms look like a complete joke. Ordinarily, it's Kiwi Farms that does the heckling and the only reason why they got away with it for so long is because the rest of the Internet never bother to heckle them back, until now.

Nobody wants to be compared to Reddit because Redditors are seen as a joke where the Redditor stereotype is a fat loser neckbeard with no life that's hostile towards anyone that doesn't adopt their extreme political views. By comparing Kiwi Farms to Reddit, that is saying that Kiwi Farms is filled to the brim with a bunch of fat neckbeards with no life where they're hostile towards anyone that doesn't adopt their extreme polticial views (it's funny because it's true).

Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" is pure genius because it takes away any power Kiwi Farms has over their opponents. A Comedian's worst nightmare is the Heckler where a heckler will call the comedian as being not funny which in turn makes the comedian make more bad jokes where the audience will 'boo' the comedian off the stage. It's the same with Kiwi Farms where the worst nightmare for the Kiwis is the Kiwis being seen as a bunch of losers that no one will take seriously. Calling Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" hurts the Kiwis more than anything Keffals did to them. Seeing the rest of the Internet starting to see Kiwi Farms as "Green Reddit" from this point on will hurt Kiwi Farms in the long term.
 
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Completely irrelevant to the current subject but this is how Josh acts like when someone is politely disagreeing with him(ignore the fact that my pfp has a wig, it was for a bit which got my account banned)
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Completely irrelevant to the current subject but this is how Josh acts like when someone is politely disagreeing with him(ignore the fact that my pfp has a wig, it was for a bit which got my account banned)
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Jersh's reaction to someone hurting his feelings spreading blasphemy towards him reminds me of this scene.
 
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So KiwiFarms finally added the tag on some users that have passed away. So we can now confirm that Cats (aka Daniel) has committed suicide due to the trannies living rent free inside his mind. Green Reddit will never beat those allegations now. Also, check every username on the site and see how many people have died on KiwiFarms because 9 out of 10 it's probably a bigger number.


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Bro’s mom is also named Debbie.
 
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So KiwiFarms finally added the tag on some users that have passed away.
The tag has actually been around for a long while now, but seldom used, for the reasons you described. It was employed about three years ago for GHTD aka Cloggedone aka Shane Elmore (also @Give Her The D on this very forum), for example: https://kiwifarms.st/profile-posts/509308/
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As for whether Green Reddit bears responsibility for that particular death, I would say it's complicated. Shane was similar to CuzinEd in that he was a persistent nuisance user who kept making, abandoning and making more accounts on GR over the years, as well as obsessively trying to use Sneedchat as a personal daycare center for his hurt feefees; it got so cringy that Green Redditors just straight up asked Shane to voluntarily leave, which he obviously never did.
So why Shane was like this? All records indicate his brain was broken by YouChew - a forum-enterprise that is essentially proto-Kiwifarms, in that it's by and for troll shielding faggots and troons - which is where he got the unhealthy habit of repeatedly making/remaking accounts at every other online platform he was on; he even claimed to be a Muslim once. He had quite the digital footprint, and I think he got doxxed at least twice as a result, which he once tried blaming Green Reddit. If you check the comment box for GHTD, you'll see that unlike Cats, Shane was never well liked in the site at any point. Still a huge tragedy all the same.
 
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GHTD had mental problems, and was obviously struggling.
it's still weird to think about him
Having witnessed a few of his Sneedchat meltdowns myself, Shane had a behavioral pattern that can only be described as Null-like. That is, having hissy fits for childish reasons and trying to gin up psyops against people he blamed for hurting his feefees.
If Turkey Beef is to be believed, another YouChew/Green Reddit user is more directly to blame for Shane's fate than anyone else. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-16954058
 
Having witnessed a few of his Sneedchat meltdowns myself, Shane had a behavioral pattern that can only be described as Null-like. That is, having hissy fits for childish reasons and trying to gin up psyops against people he blamed for hurting his feefees.
If Turkey Beef is to be believed, another YouChew/Green Reddit user is more directly to blame for Shane's fate than anyone else. https://kiwifarms.st/threads/the-easy-to-track-username-hall-of-shame.104753/post-16954058
There was even a dude with a TF2 avatar that posted on KiwiFarms talking about Chris Chan while making jokes and bro just suddenly died out of nowhere. I bet you they would call him a lolcow today if he started to become more progressive and less mad at the internet.
 
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