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Onion Farms Podcast

Gargamel

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This morning at 1:31am there was a knock at my front door. I open the door to find a small child in a basket along with a note.

The note reads: "Please take care of this child dearest Jew, for I can no longer"

And with that, Lounge 96 gained a little brother. His name is Onion Farms Podcast.

The show will commence at 2PM as planned, assuming I can get the entire setup together and working by then.

Link to follow.
 

Zoom link will be in the Kick chat. We may switch to Discord in the future.

EDIT: Due to some totally foreseeable circumstances, it is cancelled. We'll have to figure out a time and day for the next stream. Do let me know what works for you if you're interested.
 
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So yesterday there was a knock on my door. I open the door to find a zoomer boy frantically begging for his child.

I ask, "What's your child's name?" "Onion Farms Podcast" says the zoomer boy.

"Why do you want this child back, after abandoning him on my doorstep?" I demand. The zoomer boy replies "A lolicon boomer told me if I kept the child a harem of yanderes would soon be mine"

"that doesn't make any sense, zoomer boy" I quip. "Oh, I just made all that up" he says.

"Get your shit together" I say as I hand over the child. And with that, a child and his irresponsible father were reunited.
 
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