Recent content by NerdShamer

Needs to be less of an circlejerk, tbh

You are aware of what carbon dioxide does to people, right?

Kinda late for Halloween, isn't it?

How does it feel losing the genetic lottery?

I'm pretty sure that you've used up all of your re-rolls for your sanity check, mate.

He can't even do that right, considering all he's doing is gently rubbing the tip of his dick against them.

Speech is only free for all if those who are in the most danger are not silenced through threat of violence from others' "free speech". Nice false equivalence, right there.

Somewhere, an actual robot is lubricating itself over this.

How long does it take you to climax, on average?

I'm guessing that the balloons usually makes an lot noise?

So, did your parents ever caught you in the act? I mean, you've been doing this since you were around 8.

So, is it always the same thing, every night or do you mix it up, an little?

Well, I meant with the ones that are circular shape? With something like this, do you have any specific fantasies doing it or is it just you lying on your back until it goes off? You must really love how sensitive your weiner is, don't you?

Does it actually matter what part of the balloon that you rub against?

Hey, they've got to make an living, somehow. Because it's an little bit unconventional; and while it's completely harmless, it's associated with some types of mental disorders or childhood trauma. I'd say that you're probably missing out on an lot of things; but hey, you're an introvert