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    Freeze Peach Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Careful now, some of the jannies are on the blob today. What was it you posted? "EXCLUSIVE: This morning my team received an e-mail from officer at ATF. " Yeeeeaaaahhh. FInd it hard to trust what the ATF have to say. Y'know, after Waco, and OKC bombing, shit like that. True, it's likely to be...
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    He certain cares about being a fat arse, yes. He doesn't seem to be doing anything about it. If you bother to find the Punt the Gunt streams, joshy lied about losing weight. The phone thing. Even though he's told easily disprovable lies in the past? He's not going to court. Ahhhh. 99 and...
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    Freeze Peach Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    Ak and his tribute to "The Greatest Millennial" Charlie Kirk.
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Citation needed. Other than joshy porky pies. He said he had no connection to Russia. An obvious lie. And one that may have repercussions for the kwiffar, at a future date. Are you 1. Chubby 2. Chinky 3. Catboi? If not. NGMI And what shit would this be? Which he was doing before he was head...
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ummmm... I'm assuming you are quite young, and don't realize that the wall exists for men, too (albeit it manchild bunters like joshy, in this case). The guy has not taken care of himself, and if you good at his parents... he didn't get good genes. You might be able to hide it with filters, but...
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    Freeze Peach Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    He's the most popular. You aren't going to shot some Who. Careful now, that could be seen as "inviting violence". Ever seen Magnum Force?
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Yes. And you realize, he doesn't look like that anymore, he is much older now. I note, you have rowed back on the voice bit.
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Ummmm... for comedic purposes, I'm reading that as "If I get the hugbox up to speed... they will kill your fave malt-right grifter".
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    Best way to deal with an insult?

    How fat? So fat, you put mayo on an aspirin? That's a Joan Rivers joke. Sooooo... it's your Moms fault. What did you eat growing up? "I forgive Molesworth, for your uncouth words" Is your medication donuts? "Fatter than I really am..." You are a fat bastard, dude. 44". Absolute bunter.
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    Freeze Peach Charlie Kirk Assassinatiom

    TPUSA, being a bit of a fake Christian. This actually made the BBC R4 news, btw.
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    If he has spent the money on gear, and not hollandaise sauce pizza and neko soda. Ken as already implied it was a janny that wot dun it... but not him. Highly unlikely. This place isn't a high value target. You have already said, you think it was down to one of your jannies. Tell me you like...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski: Merged Thread: The biggest Mugu on Onionfarms

    Yes it fucking is. And you know it. There are more jannies than actual fucking users. Your statement is objectively wrong.
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    Kiwi Null - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    You've previously stated that, I don't need to know that... I want to know how a virus ended up tanking OF for best part of a week. Ok? You agree: The virus wasn't originally on the site... right? And then it was on the site. Correct? So... how did this plug-in end up on OF. It's simple and...
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    United States Probe After Fake Shooter Threat at the University of Tennessee at Chattanooga

    That's where the humour is. Hey, I guess it's lucky you didn't get gatted. btw, Mr Heston or Mr E Mark?
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