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  1. Nektar Geist

    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights Toji Suzuhara / fauxx (?)

    That's Daniel Lopez. He's one of those people who say that they are "only pretending".
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    Chaos Mix...

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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Everything goes nice with fnaarf... She's hated white men.... since... daddy issues. Again, Ash is a mulatto. It doesn't show in appearance. Just the sexual violence. And being thick as shit. Dani is right, dagos aren't white, meaning him too. Neither of these people would survive the Ovens...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash's decision to not have kids, isn't based on abortion gone wrong, but white genocide. TBF... taking yourself out of the genepool, kinda cleans it up a little. What with you being a crack/trick baby. Dani wiv farktz n loogick. Might as well show a dog a card trick, dude. Ash, Dani always has...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    Phooey. It takes the fun out of it, if you aren't stealing it. Eg... What are you going to do, Alex? Where are you going to go? Who are you going to talk to? (He won't have a fucking clue)
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    The commaphobic Ash, there. Critiquing someone's writing style... Ash is online everyday, and lies about having a job. And.... like how long has Karl even posted? Get over it, Ash. He's not going to fuck you. "Just a mentally ill alcoholic husk" "no future" "schizophrenic, living in the...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    I think... it was the word fizzog*... Oh Ash, with your false narrative. You are fake news. You are just coping, and that's why you are too angry to use commas. Maybe it was the dog thing, too. This is a another thing. Ashley has a very grating voice, and is a leftist (mentally retarded)...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    1. It's not "weird", it's funny. It's not creepy, compared telling your ideal lesbian crush "get raped, kike". Think about that Ash, you (and your pudgy face) is forevermore linked with wishing violent sexual assault, on a member of the Heebs. Your neighbours, those people who live next to your...
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    His Dad still didn't love him tho.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Dude is more clueless, about the going's on, on his hugbox, than Ken is.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Y'all. You made a complete retard of yourself, and trying to "own" it, in the most cringe way. Dude, you replied to me within minutes, you know what that means, you are an Ashly Rage Pig mutant. Seriously, the same time Gunt disappears, you have the biggest spaz out, just like Gunt...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    @Kenopsia posits a theory that @Anne Hathaway Fan might have gone totally postal, and is doing a Auntie Ted. Ash is perfectly correct, and Dani's theory, that he's laying low, until he can think of away to spin it, so people think he really was "pretending".
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    Welcome to the Comedy Lounge, Lounge Lizards! 🦎

    On dot net is a tripe bill of some more Lux Radio stuff.
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    PPP / Ashton Parks / Godwinson / Adam Edge

    It's ALIVE!!! https://ghostarchive.org/archive/D4KYc Reminder: Adam gave a lot of money to gunt once.
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/wlgee Curry was popular before "mass immigration. js. Anyway, sign of Colonialist past, innit. Plus, if the Brits had to rely on what could only be grown in the UK.... No thanks. Isn't lamey some ramin slurper, anyways?
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    On the Bittersweet account? It's best to just say you'll do the stream, let them know, and see if they turn up.... Heard the clip CF posted. Yeah, I got a feeling... he won't show, he sounds like a trannie, and his Mum won't let him.
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    You know any OBS slaves? All you need to do is turn up and talk, Anne really lowered the bar here. Just get his thread up, and that's all you need. Meh. Contacting Alex on a known account (say YT) and reading him his rights... I mean... offering him the right to reply, is all you need. Prolly...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    This mean I don't get to make fun of you... erm... I mean, debate you on the pros and cons of being an autistic spaz who dox'd himself on them thar Commie Farms? C'mon, "No one", X on that. Alex is someone who people could easily hate. Nonces are not well liked (unless in the Biz of Show), and...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Garg admits, there is tons of legally dubious porn on his site. It was taken down because someone sobered up and cried to Kenopsia. Looks like Garg might have lamey's parent's address, there. ANd she's right, no idea how to use VPN, so I'm hiding in the crawl space of Ash's shoebox, rinsing...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Never should have posted here. Never should have made a big deal of it, to joshy. NEVER should have given him money. How long have you been online. Jannies are mental. Why was Dyn allowed to slink back? It's spend on soda and Hollandaise sauce pizza. Caveat emptor.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    E-lame seems a bit jelly over me paying more attention to fnaarf than her. As it should be pissminge. As it should be. And Gargle-moo is still trying to ban everyone who might laugh at his gay, retarded ass.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It's the royal Us, like We, with the monarch. Fnaarf is so regal. Ash: If you are a nigger, and have plans other than shooting other niggers.... RACE TRAITOR. Dude, send her to... DETROIT! lol. Ash is an alkie... because "bad back". Yeah. But... fnaarf, unlike Ashley Renee Hutsell, has never...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Maybe I should try calling into ICE, huh? No, she isn't threatening me. She's just worried because I know where she lives. And what she looks like. Also, she's weljel, she doesn't get to barrack Tommy anymore, since he left her, for a doll collector. And ofc, fnaarf having a voice of honey...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    "So... Mr joshy... is it true... you give over $140k, to some chink... so... said chink... could call your hugbox... (checks notes)... Defamatory?"
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Sshhhhhh, Ash! Mommy has one of her heads... Typical intrusive thought for Ash, there. Will Gargle-moo turn out to be a lonely, homosexual, murderer, rapsit, cannibal...? TBF, he's 2/5s of the way there. Imagine what Ash would be doing in the "Not a massive cunt" timeline? Would she be...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    I had fun. It was a little like the Moral Maze... jk. Highlights... if you will... of chat.
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Thanks, will save me from doing it. Remember to post a link. You are (someone whose dox is online) saying you will infringe upon my copyright? Yeah, that's not going to happen, is it? Ummm... You don't understand copyright, do you? How so? DOn't reply here, I'm on the OnionFarmsPodcast. You...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    1. You know I'm already coming on the show, you got Stream.yard yet? 2. That's not how it works Ash Hutsellway Fan 3. You know, everything you write, trying to be all internet tough guy? Reeeeaaaallllyyyyy undermined by the fact you sound camper than Cory Feldman. Also... DUDE! You replied to...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    ftfy Yeah dude, there was never any time line where I wasn't coming on. You are so NPD Second wife? Which one was that? Your left or right hand. No. I can do both. I can point out what a cringe hypocritical tard you are here, AND come on the podcast and do it there. Ahhhh, you sound a...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Anne, who admitted to taking a lot, A LOT, of drugs that gay men use for sex, gets testy at Dani reminding him... he's just as "pretending" to be retard as Dani. Anne only ignores people who have bested him. Ash bested him. Shameful display.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You just don't know how to grift, do you? @fnaarf is correct. Ash's favorite film is Ilsa, She Wolf of the SS. Ash misses the Sylvia Plath reference. Fnaarf does have such bright skin, her face like "fine Jewish linen". Ash's brain goes "bhluhlublu" or whatever. Ash's 24/7...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    https://x.com/fringevillain https://ghostarchive.org/archive/ouI3x New squitter. As long as no one reports it, for ban evasion.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    "HEY ASH! I'M IGNORING U!" @Anne Hathaway Fan this is why people (including myself) think you are a retard. That and suggesting your kids have been molested.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Autistic speds find sarcasm hard to spot.
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    It's not been a good day for Anne... He was too busy BEING the retard.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "HOW DARE YOU SAY IM NOT A MODEL PARTNER DO YOU HAVE A RAPE FETISH FOR ME ASHLEY. DO YOU SECRETLY THINK ABOUT RAPING ME. DO YOU GET THAT I'M NORMAL AND YOU AREN'T??" Ash. "GET RAPED KIKE!" Also Ash. Ash. You've had this stalking hate boner for fnaarf for years.
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Ash moment. ftfy. Do you think that you can't/shouldn't watch B&W, because colour has come along... And you call me autistic. X. You want to believe that joshy is straight, which is highly unlikely. Straight men don't have a load of hags, do they?
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Again. Did she stop at some point? Ash... whose own parents chose death, rather than care for her, there. btw, on tomorrows podcast, there will be a seance to try and contact Ash's parents. All part of the "Let's Get A New Battery For Ken's Smoke Alarm, So He Doesn't Have To Live Like A...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    TBF, she seems to be "I'm sorry my son has been making a show of himself on the forum". Alex is a Maple molesterer. CIA have every right to bag him and dump him in some Gitmo Bay prison. It's for the sake of the children. Like, finger sniffing drooler. It'll take the involvement of 5-0 before...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Ask politely, and I will. It won't take long to get them back up.
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Socrates refutes They are called promos, nowadays. Grandad. You know that not to be true. You are the one, who faps to children. I do not care about this. You are saying autards are mentally ill, like trannies? Who is taking advantage of you? The kwiffar, who you were happy to be a part of...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    Both hands on the keyboard, nonce. I'm not a member of your family, that you admitted you wanted to rape. X I want you to record this, so it can really reach it's full mentalist potential. That's an actual crime, dude... You literally just threaten to hire someone to kill someone who made...
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    Kiwifarms Speculation Lidl Drip

    Kenya'nya Nwankwo*, thenk you very much. Stop trying to white wash the Head Troon Broom. My two cents: Anyone thinking that lidl is a female, has shipping derangement. If we look at it, in a evidence based way, lidl is highly unlikely to be female. 1. It's a 50/50 thing, right? Either lidl is...
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    My experience with Josh while trying to get my account unbanned.

    The abuse you receive is deserved. lol. You gave your account PW to BBL, again, you ask for this shit. "Everywhere I go, I get slandered, libeled I hear words I never heard in the Bible" Not even the biggest cunt on the Forum. That's the biggest regret? Are you admitting, getting found out...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    You're grasping at straws now. You went full Gays from LA, is what you did. I'm surprised Ash hasn't banged on endlessly about the diaper story, and how it's evidence the kids are being molested. Don't blame me, blame Denise Richards. And you're not going to do that, are you? I make a joke...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It retarded. It's retarded he says he's pretending to be. Ash is too busy, impotently raging at the internets. And... woah... that's some homophobia. Garg just sounds retarded. Not all fags kill and eat young boys. I think Ash is back at the self snitching. She's like the Chattanooga Frank...
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    She's talking about the ADHD medication she was on as a kid.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    What grift? At worst the Mountain Lawyer is enabling this sort of grifting. This is the tier membership marketing that you'd expect. It requires a shit load of coding that joshy isn't capable of, sooooooo... I mean... the guy is asking for personal cheques (the proper way of spelling it), which...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8F377bPhkUxySACav31vw/community?lb=Ugkxb9HJZEPM1_68L4vR3ltcGflMRJQb_dip https://archive.is/wip/K9keq https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8F377bPhkUxySACav31vw/community?lb=UgkxgGXbTpoWePLQ0Ft_FCDClXg7Kw1tbYzI https://archive.ph/7QkNF Maybe it's for the best...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    He fucked off as soon as I started asking about the NGOs he didn't work for, but said he did, to further his grift. He said he had a gf, who helped him.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    DOn't you remember? Some tubby guy, said he worked for NGOs and shit like that. This is a while ago, now. Pretty sure he referred to himself online as Steven/Stephen the Fabulous Enby or something like that.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ahem... Ash... just because you've been mistaken for a bloke, a few times, doesn't make you enby. You're just more butch than Anne and Dani. I assume that Ken's senility has meant he has forgotten about the weirdo. Or has given him a broom, and doesn't want to admit it. Ken will literally give...
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Double copyright infringement. Niiiiiice. Ash is angry at the world again... Ash, again... lamey has admitted to this. Yes, she's LARPin', but that's not the point. We don't know that lamey hasn't been arrested. She started her cowreer by making a racist comment on the internet. Dani has only...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    joshy has started his updating.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Ash... lamey has admitted to 1. Producing CSEM of herself. 2. Distributing it. 3. Directing a minor to that CSEM. She didn't really do it. And there is a rumour that most of the "lewdz n noodz" aren't actually her. Yes, the bit of her, taking a piss and supposedly cutting the broom's name into...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

    https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCA8F377bPhkUxySACav31vw/community?lb=UgkxgeGUmPuh6CRD2WegDjc2OxFh6ywXna_S https://archive.is/wip/2VGg4 Ahhh... she thinks it's the kwiffar, who make her tank her own squitter, by posting dinny shit. It's not... she'll never admit who is really responsible.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    Looks like there is going to be a "trannir related ddos attack", in the near future.
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://ghostarchive.org/archive/O4Vno Shitskin = OK, Currywog?
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    That and the limbless child nonce stuff. And wanting to rape his family. Don't forget that. Having a 'Rent getting involved... peak cow. No doubt, she's part of the problem, but providing some of the lulz.
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    Public Figure - Niche Dark Ninja / Isaac Lee Flores / Dark Isaac / WarGreymon Productions

    Warhammer calls out Isaac. I got this from an ALister Mycroft vid, but thought... two cows, one stone.
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    Alister Mycroft: The Penguin Man, Alister Cobblepot, Alister Gaycrush, Supporter of Israel, Estranged Fiance of A-din PalaDin, gets up nose of Plodwinson like cheap Sniff, literal Psy Op, "Reeks of the NSA"

    https://www.youtube.com/@alistermycroft7898/featured https://preservetube.com/channel/UCZ2capHXRNhD1ktfvDUNtLQ https://x.com/mycrof11 https://ghostarchive.org/archive/EoXih
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    Most people don't have a problem with the mental ill. Apart from when nutters decide to make their problems your problem. Ash has never met a tranny in her life. Fnaarf is right, ofc. Ash is retarded. Ash does wish violence on people who point out she's wrong (which is what fnaarf should have...
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    Kiwifarms Linked Alex Hogendorp / Lunar Eclipse Paradox / KermisVoyager1997 / BetterSkatez / Chords of Brazil / Funky the Clown / BittersweetSymphony (and many more)

    An account, that has been verified as Alex's Mum has shown up. ALL CAPS threat about the Leafs annexing Burgerland... Oh, the double stands of it all. It's not happening, so... no need to wait. F-f-f-f-lounce! Oh, he's back. Still ALL CAPS. Well, that is uncalled for. That's a turn up for...
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    Chaos Mix...

    https://archive.is/wip/jyuxy
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    lol at Dyn pointing out the obvz, while the kwiffar doesn't really understand... Dyn is one of the reason, joshy's rep is so shit.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    She didn't want to hang out with a bunch of autists, who make Stern's Wack Pack look like the Rat Pack, ok. Gotcha. I don't blame her, considering her status, it's beneath her. You aren't worth her Sirenesque Southern tones... plus Ash wouldn't be able to keep both hands "above the covers", if...
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    Kiwifarms Gossip & Slap Fights KF General 2.0

    kwiffar are discussing the broom's age, and whether he is middle aged. There is a down turn in yoof donating to dinosaurs (ie anyone over 30)... Based on the average amount of soda the broom puts away... I'd say, his heart is at least in it's 50s.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    It's not fighting, it's bantz. Remember, Anne respects my opinion. He knows it's all in good fun... for me, at least. btw, advise on getting Ash on air... get @fnaarf on the show. AND use stream yard. You don't need to download a fucking app, and faff around, click the link in chat, type your...
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    Public Figure - Niche Stardust

    https://archive.is/wip/FYcDF Star tells us how she got bullied at school, around the time of 9/11. She told a story, about being four and her Mum forcing pills up her jacksey, when she was ill.
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    "Were you pretending to be retarded then, or are you pretending to be retarded now, or both?"
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    Ashley Hutsell Jankowski Hello, I am Ashley Hutsell Jankowski

    By you? I don't. Definitely. Big ol' X, there good buddy.
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    Joshua Conner Moon - Kiwi Farms Joshua Moon Megathread

    (Quick look at chat) That's the Hag Chat, for comparison... because... Chat is brain dead, at least. Sportsball people, tho. Wonder why was the push to having a sports chat? Oh, and the idea of having chat rooms for all the pointless leagues of Kabaddi* is retarded. That guy should expect...
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    Lounge96 Lounge 96

    Remember when Gargle-moo said that he wasn't a faggot like joshy? And it turned out, Gargle-moo was a much bigger faggot than joshy.
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