Elaine April Gertler Miller / Lainey / Trollcow

[thefrogninja]

You don’t know your CWC lore and wanna UwU me? HAH as if!

You can teach me all about CWC in between sensual smooches as we embrace lovingly in bed

 

[Cowboy]

i must stop and ask do you have a wanker loycense i heard rishi has made them half off

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

You can teach me all about CWC in between sensual smooches as we embrace lovingly in bed

That sounds a bit too weird and stable for me, I don’t understand why people on here can’t just make me a normal offer like stealing one of my enemies’ cars, driving down the highway at 100mph and shooting out the window at all the Tech conglomerates in Silicon Valley with Machine (water) guns.

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

I like you guys, don't come to silicon valley tomorrow

It's NERF or Nothin' Antichrist.

 

[thefrogninja]

You need a stable, handsome, loving man like me to enjoy life with. Enough with chasing internet highs and these cringe discord losers you hang around. Thousands of them can't satisfy you, intellectually and sexually, the way I can.

 

[Cowboy]

Hey babe @Trollcow

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

I like you guys, don't come to silicon valley tomorrow
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It's NERF or Nothin' Antichrist.

“HEY CLOUDFLARE CLOWNFLARE
REMEMBER WHEN I SENT YOU THAT EMAIL ABOUT LOLCOW.FARM?!”

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

You need a stable, handsome, loving man like me to enjoy life with. Enough with chasing internet highs and these cringe discord losers you hang around. Thousands of them can't satisfy you, intellectually and sexually, the way I can.

No. I prefer my men unstable, antisocial, addicted to the Internet and one bad day away from a school shooting at all times.

 

[Cowboy]

No. I prefer my men unstable, antisocial, addicted to the Internet and one bad day away from a school shooting at all times.

So you want josh?

 

[thefrogninja]

No. I prefer my men unstable, antisocial, addicted to the Internet and one bad day away from a school shooting at all times.

When your looks begin to fade and all your discord simps are long gone and have moved on don't pretend you weren't offered bliss on a platter and rejected it.

 

[Cowboy]

When your looks begin to fade and all your discord simps are long gone and have moved on don't pretend you weren't offered bliss on a platter and rejected it.

sing her a cover of thinking out loud that will win her over

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

When your looks begin to fade and all your discord simps are long gone and have moved on don't pretend you weren't offered bliss on a platter and rejected it.

Listen here matey, my looks may fade but my networth certainly won’t so worst case scenario and there’s always a reverse dowry.

 

[Deleted User]

Please take this to the dms

 

[Cowboy]

Please take this to the dms

this is great content let them keep at it lmao

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

Please take this to the dms

Tranny Janny

 

[thefrogninja]

Me & @Trollcow

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

Me & @Trollcow
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My new fursona…

 

[【ＶＯＩＤ】]

My new fursona…

what was the old one?

 

[Trollcow - Elaine Miller]

what was the old one?

Obviously a cat girl UwU

 

[Cowboy]

Obviously a cat girl UwU

is there any original furries it seems they all are either wolfs cats or foxes wheres the monkey furries no wait furries and monkeys are not a good mix