TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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Can we just go back to making fun of Kiwi Farms?
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Kiwismarms
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Ok. The Iran thread has had to have a containment thread for people who are arguing in the main thread.
The funny bit? Several users are wondering why they were banned from the main thread and are disappointed that the farms has become what is it.
The more posters that are banned, the more that realise "hold up, since when did the farms prioritise Reddit, newfags and glowies over oldfags?"
It's only small. So was that last straw.
She has her own thread 'n @AnnaSlutz - Ashley Sock alleges that she gets off of hurting children or somethin' along those lines.
Should've unbanned me from chat when you had the chance.
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What're your thoughts on Green Reddit's userbase?
I'm not gonna sit here and shit on most Kiwifarmers, because to me the issue isn't really the userbase. It's a very vocal minority - the noises they vocalise? The gargling of Null's dick.
Allegedly Assad
Baby Onion
I wonder if Jersh will fold if another lawsuit comes his way. Or is he trying a poor me grift
ipreferpickles
An Onion Among Onions
Both. He's said for years that if he thought it was truly over for him, he'd archive Kiwi Farms, shut the forum down and disappear. I see his recent posts as a last ditch attempt to raise funds before he calls it quits. Keep in mind that his forum gets more divided against each other and, most importantly, him every day, his own mods are telling him that they've grown to hate him, his political hopes in Trump have completely failed and his recent actions with Turkey Tom have put a spotlight on him in a way that he can't get support on like he could when he was fighting with troons.
I'm sure some will say that he doesn't have it in him to shut down KF, but if Andrew Dobson could throw his hands up in defeat and ghost the internet, I don't see why Null couldn't.
He'll shut it down in a rage and I think he's almost there.
Obscenity2022
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honestly good. the problem with running a drama type forum is that the same type of person like @The Gays From LA who will dedicate their lives to a-logging a lolcow and researching everything about their life like a true crime author, is usually the type of person who is easy to bully. they're the epitome of a glass cannon or fragile speedster, they're the best at the autistically researching but they suck at the whole "office politics" part of the forum. so they're going to be kicked easily if you don't handle them with care.
A big reason kiwifarms seems to stop being the place to go if you need to learn about lolcows is because of how easy it is to piss off the wrong group of users and now you're banned from some thread.
great examples is the bitch that was hyper cataloging every idubbz strea, and ended up getting a thread ban for awhile for the crime of pissing null off. And quite a few times in various parts of the site that null rarely stops by, he ends up nuking the account of a beloved user. like @The Gays From LA who refuses to talk to me (just like that cunt Zoey), or Blav who destroyed destiny's life
If you go through various threads on kiwifarms its obvious 1. most lolcow threads are heavily researched by a handful of individuals and 2. those people are now gone from the site because they pissed off the wrong person, usually null over something not related to the topic 3. once those people are taken out the threads usually die because there is no one autsitically contributing new information for them to react to.
think about it like a bar with a karaoke or trivia night, the charismatic hosts gets people to come and spend money and have a good time, once the host leaves then the people stop showing up because there isn't anything interesting to keep their attention.
its a huge reason why it feels like the site mainly thrives off of politics now, all the autistic researcher types got bullied or banned. Slav power is a great example of this, the few times he leaves his autistic tech part of the site he gets attacked and was very close to being banned entirely and that would have meant the very end of the Linus thread.
As for the A&N part of the site, its userbase is just the very worst of facebook level boomer conservatism. how they react to shitposts or having the type of opinions that were typical of online back in the 2010s shows they're out of touch with everyone.
Its rather telling how the TES thread is made up of long time users while A&H is exclusively the realm of the post-DropKiwifarms userbase.
Kiwi Pot Pie
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Josh will not let the idiots win because of his self-diagnosed adult ODD. There is no chance he would ever do that, because he would kill his cash cow, lose the only place online he has power over (important for a sadist like him), piss off many of his cultists, and his MATI streams (his other source of income) would have no viewers beside people calling him a thin-skinned bitch. He would be scraping by on pennies, just like other now irrelevant streamers like Ralph or Rekieta whose only viewers now are a tiny remaining audience of the most die hard, brain dead cultists and passing trolls throwing peanuts at them to remind them what a failure they were. Actually, it would be even worse since Ralph and Rekieta seem to have much more stable housing situations. Josh making that sort of poverty wage streaming would exponentially increase the likelihood he has to live around blacks or Hispanics (not Indians, they make more money). Josh's ego would never in a million years allow anything like that.
The upcoming lawsuit he is alluding to is another story. He has an "out" there because he can blabber on about how the system is rigged against him and how he is being censored by whatever group the plaintiff belongs to, and how he must tragically close Kiwi Farms for the sake of himself and his "future dependants." That would let him keep his ego alive since Josh is a narcissist with an enormous martyrdom complex. He can then transition (lol) into doing MATI and Kino Casino shit full time and milk a dwindling audience of losers who need an e-daddy until he keels over from high blood pressure due to his shitty lifestyle and diet.
Nektar Geist
An Onion Among Onions
In current era, it's a thing to fuck up, then go to Grift, GLow, Scam the paypigs (joshy has sort of done this with Zhen/Dong). It only really works if you can keep them coming in the front door (as in, most people will figure out joshy is scamming people, so you need a steady supply of easy marks), as soon as you burn the majority of the market....
Gays doesn't help themselves, they don't really do that much "research". Russian connection comes to mind....
.... The russian thing, that's why I'm on block.
At this point, “Put the fries in the bag, bro” is advice he should have followed years ago.
Same to his dickhead followers.
that's such an
assertion. what would most likely happen is josh would wound up like metocuck: being hated by the very own fan fanbase he cultivated for years.kek, good oneAt this point, “Put the fries in the bag, bro” is advice he should have followed years ago.
Same to his dickhead followers.
TheCIAGlowsInTheDark
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Here is what irks me. Jersh sells Kiwi Farms as a free speech site but then does shit like this where you can't have a conservation about a topic (regardless if it's in good faith or not) if Jersh and his mod team are going to censor you anyway.
I don't really care if people want to argue that the United States should not get involved with Iran and I don't care if people support what Trump is doing by getting the United States involved with Iran. The point is that if you're going to sell yourself as a free speech site then you should allow these viewpoints to be talked about openly and you only intervene if a thread is getting derailed with off-topic bullshit.
If you're going to sell your platform as a free speech alt-tech platform then I expect the platform to be like 8chan when Hotwheels ran it back in the day. Otherwise your platform is just another clone of ResetEra where it was nothing but a hugbox where the website owner and mods only want you to follow a specific political viewpoint.
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Allegedly Assad
Baby Onion
Does anyone have a collection of screenshots of Jersh threatening to kill or hurt people? I could do it but I am sure it's a lot
thepeaguy
Remarkable Onion
Pretty much. More than a few Kiwinancies are turning woke to that fact.
>The genderwars shit is about to kill the site
YOU STARTED IT WITH THAT SHITTY THREAD YOU MADE WITH YOUR LIDL SOCK, YOU WERE THE ONE WHO TURNED THE PLACE INTO A BPFAT HUGBOX WHILE IGNORING THE COMPLAINTS FROM THE REST OF THE SITE AND THE NON BPFAT WOMEN AND TELLING THEM TO FUCK OFF, IT'S YOUR FAULT, ACCEPT IT ALREADY
if lidl drip isn't josh then that is equally pathetic, considering he would let some nobody get away with so many bannable offenses.
Boobie Bomb
An Onion Among Onions
Null's site is so bad he might as well ban new users from donating to his scam site.
I definitely remember that one time Josh, like a self-incriminating dumbass, intentionally played a video of and laser focused on fire on a stream addressing an immolation suicide victim tied to the Kiwi Farms.
Kiwi Pot Pie
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Why doesn't Josh believe Marzgurl like he believed Turkey Tom's exgfs? Really funny seeing Vic drama shite years and years after the fact, and how Kiwi Farms would be full-on KickVic if it happenes today.
