You're gonna cause this girl to kill herself by shitting up my cope thread. How would you feel if she killed herself? Would you feel bad?
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Remarkable Onion
Nah bro, answer the question. How much a month do you pay e girls to talk to you so you can goon?
i dont understand the question
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Remarkable Onion
Why did you private all the videos on your youtube channel little bro?
so at least $50 a month. calling it now.
Jack told me he didn't want our past beef out on the internet. So I did him a solid.
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Remarkable Onion
LOL I sound like I have tourettes
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That's the sanest you sound.
Is this all part of some public humiliation ritual you have to do to get your rocks off?
I'm going to do the State of Onion Address. I'm excited.
No it's an art project.
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Remarkable Onion
Things nobody gives a shit about for $500.
Is this like some kind of meta thing where you are going to tell everyone you were only pretending to be a retarded coomer for 2 years?
im blushing
finally someone that is invested in me
Rose isn't real :3. I'm Rose. Why are you black? Please don't get on the same train as me.
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Remarkable Onion
Yeah you can't prison gay your way out of this one my guy.
How much you pay to jerk off to her feet though?
shit she flat out posts them dude no need to pay
I have acrhived shit of her on my computer, shit you niggaz will never see. Ever watched a hot emo babe in a onesie dry hump a pillow? I shot so much out
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Who cares? She's mid and looks like a tranny bro. TF are you talking about.
has a decent cake
So you're okay with the girl mentioned in the thread killing herself?
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Remarkable Onion
Flat, tranny looking, mid 30 year old.
If she's in your head does that mean you are killing yourself?
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Remarkable Onion
No. I don't think I will. Not reading this faggot slop.
I see what's going on now.
Interesting how I get Psy Opped for 4 fucking days then you have some faggot up my ass about you. How fucking peachy. I tried doing the right thing and make amends but you fucking probably told this random faggot to shit it all up because maybe you are going to fucking kill yourself. This is your last big fuck you to me. Well guess what bitch. I take back what I said. Fucking die you Nazi scum. Get raped and die you white trash hoe. How fucking dare you abuse my trust yet again. You never fail to fuck it up. You are such a fuck up it's fucking crazy. HOLY SHIT your dad really didn't give you enough attention.
Man for someone who's on drugs all of the time you really topped it off. What did you give the faggot? A picture of your rotten pussy? Shit smells like a fish boat. Unbelievable. I was in a good mood until you pulled off what you just did. Waste of fucking space. So hold on right, what was the message? WHAT WAS THE MESSAGE. A FUCKING RUSE.
Man I'm just mind blown. You dedicate your time for shit like this while off the pot and drugs or is this what you do now because you lost your friends.
Nvm big misunderstanding.
Man for someone who's on drugs all of the time you really topped it off. What did you give the faggot? A picture of your rotten pussy? Shit smells like a fish boat. Unbelievable. I was in a good mood until you pulled off what you just did. Waste of fucking space. So hold on right, what was the message? WHAT WAS THE MESSAGE. A FUCKING RUSE.
Man I'm just mind blown. You dedicate your time for shit like this while off the pot and drugs or is this what you do now because you lost your friends.
Nvm big misunderstanding.
So uh. Back to what I was planning on doing.
Well. I listen to some strange ASMR stuff. I want to be under the spell of the voice of my soulmate so bad. I'm into affirmations and being called a good boy. I would even meow for my girl friend. I begin to blush. I need to stop blowing loads all over my desk. I can't help it. I get so stressed out and Dr. Sebi herbs got me horny and angry. When I start thinking naughty stuff, I just get right to jacking. And I shock myself on how much I bust.
If my girlfriend jacked me off it would be enough to calm me down after being pent up. I get mad a video game or pissed off at stuff, I just whip my dick out and she does the honors. Good ole hand job from the ole women. But I try so hard not to be horny. When I tend to my garden I get so intimate with my body without realizing it I just want to start jacking off because I love myself that much. But I do win over the urges but they just get so intense.
I'll be mixing soil and I just get a spontaneous erection. I have to stop what I'm doing and flex my fingers to get rid of the urge. I guess I have that moon seduction where the feminine side of me mingles with the masculine and I get euphoric feelings to want to even fuck myself. But I don't want to fuck myself.
Anyways. I have been through so much in the past week. I could really use a good hand job and some nurturerment.
Well. I listen to some strange ASMR stuff. I want to be under the spell of the voice of my soulmate so bad. I'm into affirmations and being called a good boy. I would even meow for my girl friend. I begin to blush. I need to stop blowing loads all over my desk. I can't help it. I get so stressed out and Dr. Sebi herbs got me horny and angry. When I start thinking naughty stuff, I just get right to jacking. And I shock myself on how much I bust.
If my girlfriend jacked me off it would be enough to calm me down after being pent up. I get mad a video game or pissed off at stuff, I just whip my dick out and she does the honors. Good ole hand job from the ole women. But I try so hard not to be horny. When I tend to my garden I get so intimate with my body without realizing it I just want to start jacking off because I love myself that much. But I do win over the urges but they just get so intense.
I'll be mixing soil and I just get a spontaneous erection. I have to stop what I'm doing and flex my fingers to get rid of the urge. I guess I have that moon seduction where the feminine side of me mingles with the masculine and I get euphoric feelings to want to even fuck myself. But I don't want to fuck myself.
Anyways. I have been through so much in the past week. I could really use a good hand job and some nurturerment.
